Sayings

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:33 am

Don't count your chickens before they hatch
If it ain't broke, don't fix it
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

I will add any contributions to this master list

themachinist · Post by **themachinist** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:07 am

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score (

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neorichieb1971 · Post by **neorichieb1971** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:29 am

Don't put all your eggs in one basket
Lightning never strikes in the same place twice
TATE is the shitz.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:29 pm

neorichieb1971 wrote:Lightning never strikes in the same place twice

Everybody is not invited to test this one out by standing on top of the tallest building of Chicago.

My saying:
"If axe is grinds, quack"

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:34 pm

i recently heard someone say "my nose is weeping like a teased vagina"

that was a new one on me

SharkSkin-Man · Post by **SharkSkin-Man** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:36 pm

Weeping like a teased vagina is from an episode of Brass Eye I think, or at least, that's the first/only place I've heard it.

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:07 pm

"dont trust the oJ with the PJ"
"if you see a gaijin, punch him"
"dont mix youre TWEs with your EOJs"
"if hot, icy calm"
"if confused, take a moment to recap"

..and a whole bunch of others.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:16 pm

"Don't shit where you eat."
"Don't listen to Swedes."

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:29 pm

GaijinPunch wrote: "Don't listen to Swedes."

my race of peoples finds this offensive!

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:41 pm

sven666 wrote:
GaijinPunch wrote: "Don't listen to Swedes."
my race of peoples finds this offensive!

The race of horseless head people?

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:54 pm

Ed Oscuro wrote:
sven666 wrote:
GaijinPunch wrote: "Don't listen to Swedes."
my race of peoples finds this offensive!
The race of horseless head people?

aka unorthodox internet-jews..

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:11 pm

sven666 wrote:"dont trust the oJ with the PJ"

love thy neighbour..

also: sweating like a paedo in a playground

and people saying "[...] at the end of the day.." before explaining something. which has then spawned: at the end of the day (dramatic pause) it gets dark

UnscathedFlyingObject · Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:39 pm

The city is a battleground and dog shit, they are like the urban landmines. (I made this one up

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Hunger is the best sauce for food.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. (why the fuck?)

There's no such thing as a free meal. (true that.)

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. (not when you're a gazillionaire.)

DBH87 · Post by **DBH87** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:33 pm

my mouth tastes like Ghandis sandle strap.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:12 pm

DBH87 wrote:my mouth tastes like Ghandis sandle strap.

The difference is that the Indian Government doesn't want to put your mouth in a museum, as tasty as it might be!

DBH87 · Post by **DBH87** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:46 pm

Ed Oscuro wrote:
DBH87 wrote:my mouth tastes like Ghandis sandle strap.
The difference is that the Indian Government doesn't want to put your mouth in a museum, as tasty as it might be!

haha

BryanM · Post by **BryanM** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:12 pm

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up first.

null1024 · Post by **null1024** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:57 pm

When in doubt, apply fire to it.
We have only one world [so far], please don't screw it up TOO badly.
If need be, release the emergency mittens, but be warned -- they burn skin.

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:37 pm

huey, from fun lovin' criminals, said his late father told him as a kid:

if you can't eat it, don't fuck it

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:59 pm

IF SHOE FITS, PUSH IN THE TRUNK

FIL · Post by **FIL** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:08 pm

If it doesn't fit, you must acquit

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:23 pm

If brute force doesn't solve your problem, you're not using enough.
Procastinators of today, unite tomorrow.

CStarFlare · Post by **CStarFlare** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:50 pm

sven666 wrote:
GaijinPunch wrote: "Don't listen to Swedes."

agree

Turrican · Post by **Turrican** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:54 pm

null1024 wrote:When in doubt, apply fire to it.

I knew that one a little bit different:

IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE FIRE.

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:05 am

You can't pick your nose and eat it too.

....although a guy I saw on the train today did not seem to agree.

Lloyd Mangram · Post by **Lloyd Mangram** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:12 am

Ruldra wrote:Procastinators of today, unite tomorrow.

Reminds me of the good old: "Don't put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether."

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:27 am

if at first you dont succeed, you can always wait in the bushes outside her house

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:35 am

Call Liberty.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:36 am

Be attitude for gains.

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:43 am

Witty and original.

Usually in response to a "your mum" joke or something equivalent.