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Davey · Post by **Davey** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:00 am

Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish

For some reason this article made me think of this forum.

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:53 am

So this is the polar opposite of a ricechaser huh? Crackerchaser? >_>

CStarFlare · Post by **CStarFlare** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:19 am

Davey wrote:For some reason this article made me think of this forum.

what are you implying >:/

antron · Post by **antron** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:24 am

Udderdude wrote:So this is the polar opposite of a ricechaser huh? Crackerchaser? >_>

just crackers with cheese

Necronopticous · Post by **Necronopticous** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:50 am

I'm lovin' it.

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:35 am

You can tell the article's fake...17? WAY too old.

UnscathedFlyingObject · Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:09 am

CStarFlare wrote:
Davey wrote:For some reason this article made me think of this forum.
what are you implying >:/

a) a lot of shooting...

b) she'd totally do all the old people in here.

c) ppl here are a bunch of pedophiles.

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:12 am

lol thats kinda epic

ZOM · Post by **ZOM** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:46 pm

"I just hope they don't mind the fact that I'm completely shaven," Nakajima said. "Oh, who am I kidding? They'd probably never go for a naïve young sexual kitten like me."

Erm...

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:47 pm

I came up with this joke like 5 years ago. Wish I'd told more people

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