eXceed3rd- BP(Bullet hell Magic lolis death metal Dragons)

P_HAT · Post by **P_HAT** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:50 pm

Cuz we MUST have a thread about this awesome upcoming shmup.
At now, there is only C75 trial with 3 stages.

Anyone know how score system works?

http://www.tennen-sozai.com/eXceed3rd-BP/

Mischief Maker · Post by **Mischief Maker** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:10 pm

There's another thread somewhere discussing impressions of the preview video (shiki grazing system, bullet-canceling tension attack, plus bombs, plus really easy bullet patterns).

I just wanted to make the comment that jeez. They aren't being coy with that cover art about the meaning of the term "penetrate" in the title, are they?

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:13 pm

BLACK PACKAGE

P_HAT · Post by **P_HAT** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:25 pm

We have thread about eXceed 1-2-3.
But, imho, 3-BP are much better than prequels.

GrimoreLibrarian · Post by **GrimoreLibrarian** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:42 pm

You know what? There's not enough dragons in Shmups. But other then the 2nd game this series is more of a Castle of Shikigami clone than any thing. Only that there isn't a giant end boss.

bsidwell · Post by **bsidwell** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:59 pm

Does "Jade Penetrate - Black Package" even count as a double entendre? I'm thinking that's like 1.4 entendres at best.

Taylor · Post by **Taylor** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:00 pm

They know not what they do.

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:45 pm

bsidwell wrote:Does "Jade Penetrate - Black Package" even count as a double entendre? I'm thinking that's like 1.4 entendres at best.

I'd say it's a solid 2 entendres, but maybe I'm being generous.

ChurchOfSolipsism · Post by **ChurchOfSolipsism** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:15 pm

the trailer looked good enough for me to make me want to download the trial, but when I tried to it said coming soon. Well...

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:39 am

Shmups-fans frothing interest brings the site down! Oh wait, here it comes.

I see. Doesn't look suggestive to me; next thing you'll be telling me there's something weird about this. Can't a gal have a rest in peace without somebody riling the ruffles on her skirt?

croikle · Post by **croikle** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:56 am

Maybe it's just me, but that pic is damn hot...

ChurchOfSolipsism · Post by **ChurchOfSolipsism** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:51 pm

croikle wrote:Maybe it's just me, but that pic is damn hot...

Sorry, yeah, it's just you. The rest of us here aren't into cartoons...

escadrille · Post by **escadrille** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:37 pm

Gross.

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:47 pm

ChurchOfSolipsism wrote:
croikle wrote:Maybe it's just me, but that pic is damn hot...
Sorry, yeah, it's just you. The rest of us here aren't into cartoons...

CARTOON BREASTESIS. :O

Roteseele · Post by **Roteseele** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:26 pm

croikle wrote:Maybe it's just me, but that pic is damn hot...

that girl is sixteen years old

skink · Post by **skink** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:12 pm

Roteseele wrote:
croikle wrote:Maybe it's just me, but that pic is damn hot...
that girl is sixteen years old

yeah...finally!

themachinist · Post by **themachinist** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:17 pm

Roteseele wrote:
croikle wrote:Maybe it's just me, but that pic is damn hot...
that girl is sixteen years old

quite fresh.

ZOM · Post by **ZOM** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:40 pm

themachinist wrote:
Roteseele wrote:
croikle wrote:Maybe it's just me, but that pic is damn hot...
that girl is sixteen years old
quite fresh.

What? She can already walk?

Meh. Too old.

themachinist · Post by **themachinist** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:45 pm

She got boobies yo. Looks developed enough to me

ZOM · Post by **ZOM** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:57 pm

^^ yes yes, that's why we love Japanese manga artists.
No matter how old the chicks are they always have teh b00bies.

Observer · Post by **Observer** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:12 pm

THISTHREADTHISTHREADTHISTHREAD...

Ok, speaking more seriously and outside of the gimmicky loli-value of the eXceed series (the excuse here is that they are vampires, thus, they are 1000 years old or something, it's probably that or a Moriya Shrine conspiracy), the new edition is a HUGE improvement over the original, which after playing the old trial like crazy I felt was quite bland and generic. The graphics are also cleaner.

Now, don't get me started about what kind of "Black Package" will go penetrating things...

Next game will be eXXXceed: Four Action - Girl-on-Girl over your Package.

...

Or let's just get those Artseneit (sp?) games. Penispenispenis.

Yes, I know, lame joke. Anyway, my possible review:

This Touhou game is very Touhou but it's sad that not all the bosses are loli. Those Armodon Polite Buttraiders fans are really annoying and all they want is rock 'n' roll and big robots. Nice graphics and the lolis are so cute, yay! But it's just way too hard despite I can bomb like crazy without being penalised and I can hug the bottom of the screen and move 2 inches per barrage. This schmukmup is really neat. 8.5/10+ For the cutesy value. Buy it nao, so kawaii!

There you go, my pitiful attempts at comedy and seriousness at the same time.