Tokyo gore police is a must see

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:41 am

It'll be out on January 13th 2009 on dvd and YOU MUST SEE THIS! here's the trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClAobvBmWjw

I almost vomited from laughter (not from gore) a few times. I've never laughed that hard at any movie, my abs still hurt from being hunched over ROFLing. At least download it or something. I want to say more but i don't want to spoil anything, so just watch the trailer

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:50 am

what was funny about it? the trailer looks awful.

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:26 am

It's so funny because it's so awful. It's made in the same sense as "reefer madness," you're not suppose to take it seriously. There's a PENIS GUN!!! did you see the alligator mouth chick, or the thing that has swords for appendages? You're looking at it the wrong way

GrimoreLibrarian · Post by **GrimoreLibrarian** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:49 am

Machine girl looked better than this. I might give it a try.

moonblood · Post by **moonblood** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:51 am

I must say I was very dissapointed with it.. Machine Girl IS much better, I love that movie

Arvandor · Post by **Arvandor** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:38 am

Machine Girl definitely set the bar high for awesomely bad.

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:32 am

I'm going to have to give machine girl a try. i just don't understand what could top a penis gun?

OOM-9 · Post by **OOM-9** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:39 am

i have to see this masterpiece

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:57 pm

Looks fun. The japanese always seem to come up with the best, most over the top fucking ridiculous violence.

brokenhalo · Post by **brokenhalo** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:35 pm

machine girl was pretty cool. can't wait for this movie, mostly to see if they manage to turn all that crazy shit into a coherent film.

did you guys see the trailer for machine girl 2 yet? it's gotta be a joke. it just looks so stupid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L1lFb5TBZI

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:46 pm

I wouldn't even watch this to laugh at it.

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:44 pm

That Machine Girl stuff looks like the Japanese equivalent to Troma.

Necronopticous · Post by **Necronopticous** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:38 pm

This is the greatest film on Earth.

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:17 pm

Funny to see a topic about this, I downloaded it randomly just because of the title a couple weeks back. It was a nice time watching it with some friends. My favorite part are the mock commercials, Robocop style.

Necronopticous · Post by **Necronopticous** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:49 pm

The commercials are amazing, but I have to say that nothing beats the fight between Ruka and that Egor-looking autopsy guy, near the end. I almost coughed up my lungs in laughter.

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:56 am

Necronopticous wrote:This is the greatest film on Earth.

Good to see a few people are enjoying this movie after all

Shocky · Post by **Shocky** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:25 am

Tokyo Gore Police was the best movie of 2008. The whole freak club scene was just so insane, the police boss' amputee s/m pet with the swords for limbs and a manic/depressive switch in the back = pure genius, and the in-movie ads like the one Necronopticous posted... just brilliant! Even the music was great.

Machine Girl has a lot of memorable scenes (finger sushi, anyone?), but somehow the movie as a whole doesn't work as well. Anyway, a must-see.

Another somewhat similar movie is Meatball Machine, it has a more coherent story and not so much humor, but the cheapo crazy-ass gore scenes are there. See how some little demoniac creatures turn human beings into their mechas!

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:33 pm

I logged in to Netflix to add it to my queue, and it was right on the front page as a recommendation from Netflix.

astrodan88 · Post by **astrodan88** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:50 pm

Thanks for the heads up on this. Priceless stuff.

handsome_rakshas · Post by **handsome_rakshas** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:43 am

I hope this is better than Sukeban Boy.

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:27 am

I finally got to see machine girl. Tokyo gore police is way better. the only thing in machine girl that got a huge laugh out of me was the "drill bra." other than that, tokyo gore police is far superior

tommyb · Post by **tommyb** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:54 pm

Torrenting now!

fubarduck · Post by **fubarduck** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:22 pm

I was actually one of the interpreters for the director when he came to the U.S. for Fantastic Fest here in Austin. Got to see Tokyo Gore Police on the big screen, still haven't seen Machine Girl. Crazy movie and hilarious guy.

He also runs the Gore Effects company that made everything in this movie possible. IIRC, he said he used over 8 tons of blood in the production. Other notables: he did the make-up for "L" in the Death Note films and created the fake penises for a series of girl-on-girl Soft on Demand flicks.

brokenhalo · Post by **brokenhalo** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:25 am

tommyb wrote:Torrenting now!

you can get it at best buy for $12. if you like it, try and show some (monetary) support.

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:17 am

I wouldn't want to bring something like this up to a counter.

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:32 am

i actually asked for it when i bought mine yesterday. I wasn't sure where it would be. turns out it's under horror. The guy knew exactly where it was and recommended that i see "zombie strippers" and "attack swim team vs the undead"

ZOM · Post by **ZOM** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:47 pm

Just watched this with my brother and well, we had a good laugh to say the least.
The commercial were awesome. Lol @ the seppuku one.

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:59 pm

is there not a wide screen release?

i would buy this but on 50" widescreen, fullscreen movies are anything but

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:58 pm

finally watched this.....

WOW!!!

it was really good.....the style and aesthetics were quite nice.....

and it was HOT!!! that slave/gimp/dog girl with the swords for limbs.....instant chub

well worth a watch whether you like BDSM or just gory horror flix.....

but ya.....they should make more movies like this.....

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:31 am

I let a co-worker known as "crazy haiti" borrow the dvd the other day. He disapproved of the movie saying it was just bad, but still couldn't deny it's hilarity. He then pretended to cut his wrist yelling happy cutter. You'd think someone who chases, attacks, and talks to their own reflection in a public bathroom to scare people would have approved of this movie, but i guess not.