The Shmup jokes thread

Mortificator · Post by **Mortificator** » Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:17 am

Vexorg wrote:Joke

A shmuper after my own heart.

Blinge · Post by **Blinge** » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:58 pm

For Brits:

I Don't know about this genre, lads.. It's a bit dodgey

*hides*

boagman · Post by **boagman** » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:06 pm

Blinge wrote:For Brits:

I Don't know about this genre, lads.. It's a bit dodgey

*hides*

Is nice! I like!

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:50 am

What does Ageha scrub with in the shower?

An Espgaloofah.

What do you get when Rafute sits down to watch The Pelican Brief and The Lovely Bones?

Tucci Tucci Pork.

Aleksei · Post by **Aleksei** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 3:38 am

LSU wrote:If Asada made the sequel to Muchi Muchi Pork, would it be "Muchi Muchi Beef: Carne Asada"?

gs68 · Post by **gs68** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:20 pm

What do Hellsinker players like to drink?

Stella and spirits.

nasty_wolverine · Post by **nasty_wolverine** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:50 pm

gs68 wrote:What do Hellsinker players like to drink?

Stella and spirits.

what arouses a Hellsinker player?

Its all about the pussy...

I will go to corner and spend some time there now.

ZaKa-tokyobassist · Post by **ZaKa-tokyobassist** » Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:13 pm

Softdrink 117 wrote:From today's STG Weekly episode:

Ikaruga is a very polarizing game.

Terrible.

hot damn I can't believe I didn't realize the pun!

KAI · Post by **KAI** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:11 pm

Your mama's so fat she could cosplay Larsa.

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