A shmuper after my own heart.Vexorg wrote:Joke
The Shmup jokes thread
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Mortificator
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RegalSin wrote:You can't even drive across the country Naked anymore
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Is nice! I like!Blinge wrote:For Brits:
I Don't know about this genre, lads.. It's a bit dodgey
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What does Ageha scrub with in the shower?
An Espgaloofah.
What do you get when Rafute sits down to watch The Pelican Brief and The Lovely Bones?
Tucci Tucci Pork.
An Espgaloofah.
What do you get when Rafute sits down to watch The Pelican Brief and The Lovely Bones?
Tucci Tucci Pork.
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LSU wrote:If Asada made the sequel to Muchi Muchi Pork, would it be "Muchi Muchi Beef: Carne Asada"?
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what arouses a Hellsinker player?gs68 wrote:What do Hellsinker players like to drink?
Stella and spirits.
Its all about the pussy...
I will go to corner and spend some time there now.
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Softdrink 117 wrote:From today's STG Weekly episode:
Ikaruga is a very polarizing game.
Terrible.
hot damn I can't believe I didn't realize the pun!PSN: tokyobassist
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