Request: help me find some crap scary but funny movies

[boagman]

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I find this amusing. Needed to point it out is all, especially with the definition of said phrase.

[Mischief Maker]

Geez, isn't this chick gonna get tired of fish attack movies sometimes soon? Her bottomless appetite for them is becoming unsettling.

[Skykid]

I sadly can't think of too many sea horrors outside of what's been mentioned, but... you can't really go wrong with Troll Hunter. Although after reading some of your descriptions, there could be some bits that fall into the "too boring" category. Also, it's not an American flick.

I've seen Troll Hunter. Enjoyed its weirdness. She'll think it's both weird and boring, I'm sure.

You could try House of the Devil and Hatchet.

Hatchet might be good if it's got a humour element to it and is not too real/scary/graphic. HOTDevil has me intrigued though. Set in the 80's, shot on vintage 16mm stock, "slow burning horror" - sounds great! May not be for her, but this is another one to surface in this thread that's going on my own list.

american werewolf in london

A masterpiece that will go completely unappreciated.

cabin in the woods (but doubtful she'll get the humor)

We had this earlier. She won't.

cemetery man

severance

black sheep

rigor mortis - not comedy but a decent chinese horror that came out last year.

I've seen Severance, although that humour will be too black most probably and not obvious/stupid enough, especially since it's tonally all over the place and loses sense of its initial comedy aspect by the end. Think Anaconda and Snakes on a Plane and you're at the just right level of idiocy.

Geez, isn't this chick gonna get tired of fish attack movies sometimes soon? Her bottomless appetite for them is becoming unsettling.

I don't think so. I asked, "Why do you only like movies with comedic sea monsters eating people?" and she just looked at me with sad eyes like she was really scared I was going to switch the movie over to something else and just whined "But I liiiiiiiiiike" (English not the first language of course.)

What are you gonna do, she likes what she likes.

[Acid King]

Humanoids from the Deep.

I just watched this yesterday and enjoyed it, though probably too serious for Skykid's lady. I for one was not expecting the fishmonster sexual assaults.

[rapoon]

A Serbian Film



but seriously, black sheep. the dialogue is irrelevant and mutant killer sheep should get a
few laughs out of her.

[Captain]

Zombie Ass, the toilet of the dead.

[dingsbums]

A stupid sea monster movie from the 2000s.

Frankenfish - can't go much dumber than this .

[Skykid]

A stupid sea monster movie from the 2000s.

Frankenfish - can't go much dumber than this .

That will probably go down well, thanks.

[Acid King]

I just started Grabbers on Netflix and it seems to be made for this thread. A sea monster invades a town and the townspeople have to stay drunk to avoid being eaten.

[boagman]

Bringing this back from the dead to recommend "Anaconda", which is nothing shy of *hilarious*, especially when being watched with Rifftrax guys doing their thing, but even without: this is one hilariously bad "scary monster" movie. Don't know that it was or wasn't suggested yet, but I just watched it tonight for the first time via Rifftrax Live! and can easily see it being really, really funny before the commentary.

[Skykid]

She's seen it, instead asked me to download one of the sequels 'Anacondas' - that plural.

Apparently it has Michael Madsen in it and it's great.

Not holding my breath.

[neorichieb1971]

I watched Mega Pirahna. Its so stupid because of bits like this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMkN3AOxpWY


And ROTLD isn't boring or slow. Its a riot from beginning to the end..