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There are half-naked female characters in your shmup. wut do?

It's a HUGE plus. I would hardly play without them
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It's nice, but I still play shmups without them
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Be it dead babies, I'd still play it because it's a shmup
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I don't like it, but they won't stop me from playing the game
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Won't touch. My family and friends would think that I'm a rapist
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Zengeku3 wrote:I got found out
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I fail to see your point. :?
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You would.
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They are right, I was dead serious.
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"Why don't you take a seat?"
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ACSeraph wrote:"Why don't you take a seat?"
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Zengeku3 wrote:They are right, I was dead serious.
Have you considered seeking help?
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I don't want help. I want lolis or I want to die. Those are my options. I have a few shmups left to clear though so i'll stick around for a couple years more probably. hehe.

Who knows. Definitely would want to become like any of you guys though, no no. Compared to that, sself terminatoin is much to be preferred. :P

EDIT: Actually no, that's some bullshit, if someone can help me find more lolis that are like my sister it would be pretty splendid. w￥

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I'm actually pretty drunk atm so things may not be that serious wwww. I cannot kill myself before i've killed at least 20 other people HAHAHAHA :3 8) :wink:

You'll notice that I'm slightly insane or perhabs very insane. I only care about hot girls and shmups so i spend 23 hours a day seeking loli lewds 2d or 3d, then 8 hours sleeping, then some time studying and then maybe if i feel liek it i might shmup a bit but i'm so bad at those so i usually don't because uuuuuhhh god the shame. I can't even reach Hibachi in DOJBL despite spending 40 blloody hours on it i'm still stuckg etting stupid 2-5 game overs.

kusoeg!!! If you guys dare suggest that lolicons get help then you are no better than nazis. Go away i hate you xD xD
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nZero wrote:
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Zengeku3 wrote:I don't want help...(insert long post here)...Go away i hate you xD xD
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In all seriousness, I don't really mind what characters look like as long as they don't blend into the background or their hitbox, and they're not completely grotesque. Circles, squares, lolis, spaceships, ponies, mechas, atoms, and so on are all equally valid shmup protagonists :)
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Pteriforever wrote:In all seriousness, I don't really mind what characters look like as long as they don't blend into the background or their hitbox, and they're not completely grotesque.
You should play Space Phallus.
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This thread:

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Seppo Hovi wrote:the court of feminist justice
So that's what they're calling Tumblr these days
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This is going in the wrong way.

Have a dinosaur instead.

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GradiusuiraD wrote:This is going in the wrong way.

Have a dinosaur instead.

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Sure, forget females, what we need is more shmups with bloody dinosaurs.
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Dinosaurs? Cool. I've had my fun anyway haha. Post your favorite dinosaur!

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you would pick the world's only loli dinosaur
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Zengeku3 wrote:Dinosaurs? Cool. I've had my fun anyway haha. Post your favorite dinosaur!
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Someone make a STG for these
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There's totally a dinosaur shmup btw
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Pteriforever wrote:
Zengeku3 wrote:I don't want help...(insert long post here)...Go away i hate you xD xD
HI RAHSAAN

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In all seriousness, I don't really mind what characters look like as long as they don't blend into the background or their hitbox, and they're not completely grotesque. Circles, squares, lolis, spaceships, ponies, mechas, atoms, and so on are all equally valid shmup protagonists :)
Except ponies.
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Skykid wrote:
Pteriforever wrote:Circles, squares, lolis, spaceships, ponies, mechas, atoms, and so on are all equally valid shmup protagonists :)
Except ponies.
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Now that this thread has effectively derailed, let's just please let it die.
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BareknuckleRoo wrote:
Skykid wrote:
Pteriforever wrote:Circles, squares, lolis, spaceships, ponies, mechas, atoms, and so on are all equally valid shmup protagonists :)
Except ponies.
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SuperSoaker360 wrote:Now that this thread has effectively derailed, let's just please let it die.
I was hoping it would be a more tasteful thread about woman in shmups rather than a half dressed and loli topic.
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Skykid wrote:Except ponies.
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F*cking racist.
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Ponies: all fun and games until someone breaks out the self-insert fanfiction. ^__~
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