Dumbest dialogue in movies

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:30 am

DONT BOTHER MY FRIEND HE'S DEAD TIRED

- Commando

That one's a classic though.

My ol' man was watching some Peter Sellers flick, with some (intentionally) hilarious dialogue:

(Sellers' character has just fallen into a puddle outside)

Sellers: "So did you know the man?"
Innocent Googly-eyed Babe: "Yes, he was my boyfriend :C"
Other Character Actor: "SHE KILLED HIM"
Babe: "I did not!"
Character Actor: "SHE IS LYING!" (or "SHE TELLS A LIE" I dunno which)

Bloodreign · Post by **Bloodreign** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:12 am

The end of Eraser, when Vanessa Williams asked what happened to the villains Arnold stated after they got hit by a train, "They caught a train".

Crack up line for sure, even if it was corny as hell.

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:28 am

sven666 wrote:substituting swearwords for similarly sounding gibberish is just poor writing!!

What the frack are you talking about?
Emph

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:46 am

Why do you end each of your posts with "Emph"? We can see your (full) username.
Cep
~_o

EddyMRA · Post by **EddyMRA** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:49 am

Ceph wrote:Why do you end each of your posts with "Emph"? We can see your (full) username.
Cep
~_o

PC Engine Fan X does the same thing too ^_~

On topic, Ahnuld has his share of corny lines in most of his movies. Terminator 2 is no exception: "I need a vacation."

Also, they have to have Ahnuld say "I'll be back" in most of his movies since Running Man. The funniest one is where Arnold said a variation of it in Terminator 3: "She'll be back." Another movie had him say, "I told you I'll be back!"

Alluro (couldn't resist)

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:56 am

Ceph wrote:Why do you end each of your posts with "Emph"? o

Sig maybe?

worstplayer · Post by **worstplayer** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:59 am

"Whatever it is you're not doing, go don't do it somewhere else."

clp · Post by **clp** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:08 pm

Ceph wrote:Why do you end each of your posts with "Emph"? We can see your (full) username.
Cep
~_o

tbh ive wondered this also , every post feels like a postcard.

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:44 pm

Yes, Running Man is very "inspired" when it comes to one-liners. In fact, it feels really rushed everytime Arnold has to do them as well. Like they only gave him that one take to "get it right".

Zeether · Post by **Zeether** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:10 pm

"Put your hands above the rails. They're magnetized."

BryanM · Post by **BryanM** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:48 pm

sven666 wrote:substituting swearwords for similarly sounding gibberish is just poor writing!!

Shaun Von Deaders has this scene where Pete says the word fuck about three dozen times. They censored the scene as "Funky Pete" - he says funk about a million times instead.

Observer · Post by **Observer** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:28 pm

Vexorg wrote:And another Arnold one...

"You're fired."

-True Lies, to the villain who is hanging off the missile on his jump jet in the final scene.

Edit, here's the Youtube video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gExeX1lPtI

I always found that one worth of an applause, bwahahaha. I mean, it's just so over the top, ludicrous and silly at the same time. I love some of these one liners.

Another one from Steven Seagal, this time Exit Wounds: "What am I, a shit magnet?"

Actually, that movie is also full of lol and gratuitous violence for the people.