The crappiest shit game EVER!!

Davey · Post by **Davey** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:57 pm

captain ahar wrote:seanbaby is never wrong.

You're probably right, but his articles in The Wave aren't as good as the stuff he used to write for his site (although he has written a few awesome ones for The Wave).

Regardless, I'll continue to use my seanbaby.com e-mail address with pride, even if it is 200x smaller than a Gmail box.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:11 pm

He's full of shit though, because anything with Kris Kross in it can't be that bad.

0_o

LoneSage · Post by **LoneSage** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:34 am

I'm that kind of guy that actually has fun playing old shitty games, because they're so un-intentionally bad they provide some entertainment.

With that said, I still pop in Bible Adventures in my NES every now and then. I feel like a dope when they ask those Biblical questions and I get them wrong.

Besides, drowning Baby Moses never gets old.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:42 am

captain ahar wrote:[Bad Street Brawler] looks like Duke Nukem

Yea, looks like Duke Nukem after a few months of Somalia-style diet.

SheSaidDutch · Post by **SheSaidDutch** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:43 am

LoneSage wrote:I'm that kind of guy that actually has fun playing old shitty games, because they're so un-intentionally bad they provide some entertainment.

With that said, I still pop in Bible Adventures in my NES every now and then. I feel like a dope when they ask those Biblical questions and I get them wrong.

Besides, drowning Baby Moses never gets old.

That has to be made into a sig or something

BrianC · Post by **BrianC** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:00 am

For some odd reason, I actually liked playing Dragon Power.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:48 am

BrianC wrote:For some odd reason, I actually liked playing Dragon Power.

Oh yeah? Well I think Spy Vs. Spy for the NES is the best game EVER MADE.

Post by **Shatterhand** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:49 am

Ooohh. Heroes of the Lance! How could I forget that? It sucks indeed.

Total Recall.. is that the Amiga game? There's any other system that got a Total Recall game?

Because well, yes, its bad... but not that bad. Arnold Schwarzennegger got worse games on Amiga, like Predator, The Running Man or Terminator 2 (The one from Ocean, not the arcade game)

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:52 am

Shatterhand wrote:Ooohh. Heroes of the Lance! How could I forget that? It sucks indeed.

Total Recall.. is that the Amiga game? There's any other system that got a Total Recall game?

Because well, yes, its bad... but not that bad. Arnold Schwarzennegger got worse games on Amiga, like Predator, The Running Man or Terminator 2 (The one from Ocean, not the arcade game)

NES has Total Recall (that's the one he's referring too).

I can't imagine a Running Man game being bad.

BrianC · Post by **BrianC** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:39 am

Andi wrote:
BrianC wrote:For some odd reason, I actually liked playing Dragon Power.
Oh yeah? Well I think Spy Vs. Spy for the NES is the best game EVER MADE.

I like that game too! I want to get the GBC one.

EOJ · Post by **EOJ** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:45 am

Back to the future (Super Famicom). It doesn't get much worse than that.

SPACE HARRIER · Post by **SPACE HARRIER** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:45 am

Who remembers RISE OF THE ROBOTS??

A fighting game with robots and no special moves..only kick or punch...
Crap all the way!!

theevilfunkster · Post by **theevilfunkster** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:41 pm

yes, rise of the robots is probably the crappiest shit game ever made. i got the snes version a couple of years ago for a laugh and its completley unplayable.

i remember years ago my friend got the amiga version due to all the hype surrounding it and we watched the pretty intro (which came on about ten disks), ant then the title screen with music by brian may, and then - urgh! the worst, most unresponsive shitty beat em up we had ever had the misfortune to play. just horrible

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:14 pm

i cant believe no-ones mentioned VIRTUA HYDELYDE (sega saturn) its so crappy it actually goes full circle and becomes an enjoyable game from a comic point of wiev.

you actually persevere and push on just to see if it is possible to make anything crappier than what you just saw.. and the game deliveres everytime!!

plenty of $1 copies littering ye'ol'bay so pick one up whydontcha

Post by **Shatterhand** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:04 pm

well... the running man:

http://hol.abime.net/1300

Rise of the Robots was incredibly hyped. It was going to be THE game to end all other games if the hype was something to be believed.

And like it has said, it's horrible. I've played the Amiga and Mega-Drive version, and both are horrible.

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:18 pm

sven666 wrote:i cant believe no-ones mentioned VIRTUA HYDELYDE (sega saturn) its so crappy it actually goes full circle and becomes an enjoyable game from a comic point of wiev.

you actually persevere and push on just to see if it is possible to make anything crappier than what you just saw.. and the game deliveres everytime!!

plenty of $1 copies littering ye'ol'bay so pick one up whydontcha

i plan on it. when saturn was recently dead, a local media play was selling all the stock off for $4-$12 dollars, and virtuall hydlide was among them. i need to see this games framerate in action.

oh and Running Man looks sweet. i still want that movie.

Kiken · Post by **Kiken** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:26 pm

Final Fight Revenge:

The Saturn's final game (well, final "original" game) was completely asstastic. The only import game I've ever bought that I sold a week later (I couldn't take having that blemish in my import collection). Horrid control, lacklustre graphics, and it required the 4-Meg RAM expasion cart for absolutely no reason at all.

Definitely NOT the way the Saturn should have gone out. An arcade port of the first Final Fight (take the Mega CD rev and make it even better) would have been a far more fitting swansong.

SPACE HARRIER · Post by **SPACE HARRIER** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:17 pm

Here are NEW released shit games
...YES they're still coming out..WHY

MIAMI VICE:a GTA ripp off...shoot that game..please!!

KNIGHT RIDER 2:David Hasselhoff singing is more enjoyable to watch than playing this 4-bit game...KITT kill yourself please!

LONDON RACER:playing night driver from ATARI (1976) is more fun!!

BEACH KING STUNT RACER:is almost good..HEY i said almost!!

SEE it yourself>>>>>http://www.davilex.com/default.aspx

LoneSage · Post by **LoneSage** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:23 pm

SPACE HARRIER wrote: KNIGHT RIDER 2:David Hasselhoff singing is more enjoyable to watch than playing this 4-bit game...KITT kill yourself please!

Thems fightin words.

And I hate Spy VS. Spy on the NES.

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:40 pm

I'm considering getting Planet Joker just to see how low the shmup genre can go...it just CANT be as bad as people say

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:13 am

LoneSage wrote:And I hate Spy VS. Spy on the NES.

seconded. i remember enjoying it on C64 though. although, to be fair this may be the nostalgia talking.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:13 am

You have to give Spy Vs. Spy props for being one of the first competitive split screen games. Split screen on the NES; that rocks my world. The big maze structures were cool, and using the traps to hinder your opponent while stashing your valuables in hidden and protected places - that's a good game play formula.

King Slime · Post by **King Slime** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:09 am

Final Fantasy8, Final Fantasy10, Final Fantasy10-2, Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, Orphen: Scion of Sorcery, Xenosaga, Torneko: The Last Hope, MegaManX7, Midnight Resistance, Gun Force, Venture, Drakengard, Kingdom Hearts, The Bouncer, Sonic Adventure&DX, Sonic Adventure2, Sonic Labyrinth, Sonic 3D Blast, Alpha Mission, Parasite Eve, Parasite Eve2, Street Combat, Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat2, Mortal Kombat3.

Post by **Shatterhand** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:44 am

Neon wrote:I'm considering getting Planet Joker just to see how low the shmup genre can go...it just CANT be as bad as people say

Planet Joker sux, but isn't half as bad as Scramble Eggs (MSX), Battle Cross (MSX), Sirius 7 (Amiga), XP8 (Amiga).....

marcus12024 · Post by **marcus12024** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:59 pm

LoneSage wrote:Harley's Humongous Adventure (SNES) -- With a title like that, I don't feel that I need to explain.

But you do need to explain. This game, overall, is not that bad. Of course I played it when I was twelve, and don't care for it now. But at the time it had that whole "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" type thing going for it (in that you were shrunken down...).

Okay, so now it's not good. I just tried it again, and it's pretty craptasticular (new word, just for this game!).

Nevermind. Resume discussion...

Aha, my vote for worst game of all time (past, present, and future) is a tie between
Kendo Rage (SNES) and
Dash Galaxy in the Alien Asylum.

Seriously, what the flip? DG is the biggest turd of a game I've ever seen. It looks like hot garbage, plays even worse, and the music (if you can even call it that) is absofrigginlutely horrible. And Kendo Rage just has no gameplay whatsoever. Collision detection is screwy, characters are kinda floaty, and game is just ass. All around ass.

MadSteelDarkness · Post by **MadSteelDarkness** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:12 am

I can't believe no one's mentioned Vampire Hunter D for the PS1.

Imagine a PS1 version of Devil May Cry with early RE-style controls, and where hit detection is only a suggestion. Even if you swing at an enemy that's standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, there's only a 50/50 chance you'll connect. Also, the level design is possibly the worst I've ever seen in a 3-D game.

The funny thing is, I paid next to nothing for it at Best Buy, and sold it for a ten dollar profit a year-and-a-half later.

Diabollokus · Post by **Diabollokus** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:03 pm

Worst piece of crap I ever bought was rise of the robots can't believe I echanged vevtorman for it.

Bio ship paladin really sucked.
star wars rebel assault on the mega cd
Tekken, nothing to virtua fighter series.

Minzoku · Post by **Minzoku** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:00 pm

CLOCK TOWER 2... Aagh, my brain!!!

I have not played Clock Tower 3 yet... can't find it for under $10 and want to at least mostly attempt to maintain this whole "not spending money on the series" thing I have going