Insult Dreamcast here
PaCrappa wrote:I can't now. I've already grouped you with BrianC and Zweihonker in the "Doesn't get obvious jokes" category. I'll be more careful next time. Honest.jp wrote:3. Never group me with Neon.
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Heh, now I'm just wondering if you're joking about me joking about you joking or... what.
Now I'm just confused. Reality does not exist in this thread.
Edit: OK, the "never group me with Neon" thing wasn't a joke. I was kinda serious about that, I'll admit.
Neon: "AR! I'M A PIRATE BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD GAMES! AND FUCK SYSTEMS WITH EXPENSIVE GAMES!"
There Neon, there's an impression for you too.
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I threw out all my burnz many moons ago. Soon I'll even have legal copies of all my rh0mz.Neon: "AR! I'M A PIRATE BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD GAMES! AND FUCK SYSTEMS WITH EXPENSIVE GAMES!"
And I don't dislike RS because of the cost, I dislike it cause it's mediocre. My Batrider PCB cost nearly as much and it's far better in gameplay.
But then it wasn't on a console, which is necessary for games to be fun, of course.
This post was not a joke. Except for the last bit.
Sure.Neon wrote:I threw out all my burnz many moons ago. Soon I'll even have legal copies of all my rh0mz.Neon: "AR! I'M A PIRATE BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD GAMES! AND FUCK SYSTEMS WITH EXPENSIVE GAMES!"
And I don't dislike RS because of the cost, I dislike it cause it's mediocre. My Batrider PCB cost nearly as much and it's far better in gameplay.
But then it wasn't on a console, which is necessary for games to be fun, of course.
This post was not a joke. Except for the last bit.

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It's true, Neon has shocked me in the last year. I used to never agree with him, and now he starts threads about how great Donpachi is. Hell yeah! I want to get grouped with Neon now (whatever that means).
Zweihonker??? I could understand Zweihonky or Zweihooker (you can just call me CMoron from now on), but what the hell does Zweihonker mean?
And speaking of Zweihonky, why the hell is the DC white anyway? Three great black consoles in a row (not even counting the handhelds) can't be wrong. Personally they should have gone all intellivision classic and had that fake wood panel shit; that's how you make a freakin' console!
Zweihonker??? I could understand Zweihonky or Zweihooker (you can just call me CMoron from now on), but what the hell does Zweihonker mean?
And speaking of Zweihonky, why the hell is the DC white anyway? Three great black consoles in a row (not even counting the handhelds) can't be wrong. Personally they should have gone all intellivision classic and had that fake wood panel shit; that's how you make a freakin' console!
SHMUP sale page.Randorama wrote:ban CMoon for being a closet Jerry Falwell cockmonster/Ann Coulter fan, Nijska a bronie (ack! The horror!), and Ed Oscuro being unable to post 100-word arguments without writing 3-pages posts.
Eugenics: you know it's right!
Are you sure? ^_^I don't think anyone else is taking anything in this thread seriously at this point.

Should have these by August:
gekirindan
kyukyoku tiger II
bubble bobble/rainbow islands
power drift
sala deluxe
sexy parodius
magical drop 3
chase HQ
real bout special
saturn bomberman
darius gaiden
Sega touring car
hyper duel
necronomicon pinball
Shippu MD (going to get it from sevenforce soon)
That's about as far as I'm going to go with SS. Should be a few years before I've got adequate time for all of them anyways.
Neon wrote:Are you sure? ^_^I don't think anyone else is taking anything in this thread seriously at this point.
Should have these by August:
gekirindan
kyukyoku tiger II
bubble bobble/rainbow islands
power drift
sala deluxe
sexy parodius
magical drop 3
chase HQ
real bout special
saturn bomberman
darius gaiden
Sega touring car
hyper duel
necronomicon pinball
Shippu MD (going to get it from sevenforce soon)
That's about as far as I'm going to go with SS. Should be a few years before I've got adequate time for all of them anyways.
Is that supposed to be impressive? If so...

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So, I checked a dictionary.
Apparently this is their meaning:
- Rapscallion : Lazy / Rascal
- Ruffian : Pimp
- Lush : Fertile / epicurean
- Chancer : Supreme Court
- Churl : Peasant / farmer
- Miscreant : Heretic
- Strumpet : hooker
- Ragamuffin : Rag dressed little punk
I have no idea about these:
- Carpet Bagger : ???
- Scruffy Looking Nerfherder : ???
- Barmy Old Codger : ???
Apparently this is their meaning:
- Rapscallion : Lazy / Rascal
- Ruffian : Pimp
- Lush : Fertile / epicurean
- Chancer : Supreme Court
- Churl : Peasant / farmer
- Miscreant : Heretic
- Strumpet : hooker
- Ragamuffin : Rag dressed little punk
I have no idea about these:
- Carpet Bagger : ???
- Scruffy Looking Nerfherder : ???
- Barmy Old Codger : ???
Saint Dragon - AMIGA - Jaleco 1989
"In the first battle against the Guardian's weapons, created with Vasteel Technology, humanity suffered a crushing defeat."
Thunder Force V
"In the first battle against the Guardian's weapons, created with Vasteel Technology, humanity suffered a crushing defeat."
Thunder Force V
Lush, the way I know it, actually means a drunk.ST Dragon wrote:So, I checked a dictionary.
Apparently this is their meaning:
- Rapscallion : Lazy / Rascal
- Ruffian : Pimp
- Lush : Fertile / epicurean
- Chancer : Supreme Court
- Churl : Peasant / farmer
- Miscreant : Heretic
- Strumpet : hooker
- Ragamuffin : Rag dressed little punk
I have no idea about these:
- Carpet Bagger : ???
- Scruffy Looking Nerfherder : ???
- Barmy Old Codger : ???
Chancer is Irish slang for...something.
Carpet Bagger is slang from the american civil war/reconstruction era which means...God knows.
Barmy Old Codger is british, something along the lines of "You're old, lol"
Scruffy Looking Nerfherder is from Star Wars.
I really gave the Dreamcast 'what for'
Good man. I'm sure Chuck would approve...Oh well, guess its good I cycle through over half of mine every year or so. Then the other half through the years. Heh.
LMFAO
Chancer is a great way to describe the Dreamcast.
Chancer is a great way to describe the Dreamcast.
"When we were talking to one of the executives at the BBC. And he said, 'Now hold on, this man is so incompetent why wouldn't he be fired?' and I said 'Go and take a look around this building. Just go and knock on a few doors.'" - Ricky Gervais
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Because the Dreamcast thought it was Aryan and believed it was going to rule the world. Except it messed up by using the color orange instead of blue for the lights and lacked any yellow colors.CMoon wrote:why the hell is the DC white anyway?
Even though we all know the Dreamcast lost, there's currently an underground resistence consisting of former Compile and Taito members within the Dreamcast camp keeping their leader's vision alive.
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*insert joke about the "Sports" edition DC being black here*dai jou bu wrote:Because the Dreamcast thought it was Aryan and believed it was going to rule the world. Except it messed up by using the color orange instead of blue for the lights and lacked any yellow colors.CMoon wrote:why the hell is the DC white anyway?
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