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Thanks for letting me know, but I was obviously joking. Also, I don't think I have a thread. Neon started it of course, but it's our thread. This is for the benefit of all.

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Post by Neon »

3. Never group me with Neon.
Roffles, the feeling is mutual.

Was that a joke? Fanboyism is good! Durr.

That's my impression of you.
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jp wrote:3. Never group me with Neon.
I can't now. I've already grouped you with BrianC and Zweihonker in the "Doesn't get obvious jokes" category. I'll be more careful next time. Honest.

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PaCrappa wrote:
jp wrote:3. Never group me with Neon.
I can't now. I've already grouped you with BrianC and Zweihonker in the "Doesn't get obvious jokes" category. I'll be more careful next time. Honest.

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Heh, now I'm just wondering if you're joking about me joking about you joking or... what.


Now I'm just confused. Reality does not exist in this thread.


Edit: OK, the "never group me with Neon" thing wasn't a joke. I was kinda serious about that, I'll admit.

Neon: "AR! I'M A PIRATE BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD GAMES! AND FUCK SYSTEMS WITH EXPENSIVE GAMES!"

There Neon, there's an impression for you too.
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Neon: "AR! I'M A PIRATE BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD GAMES! AND FUCK SYSTEMS WITH EXPENSIVE GAMES!"
I threw out all my burnz many moons ago. Soon I'll even have legal copies of all my rh0mz.

And I don't dislike RS because of the cost, I dislike it cause it's mediocre. My Batrider PCB cost nearly as much and it's far better in gameplay.

But then it wasn't on a console, which is necessary for games to be fun, of course.

This post was not a joke. Except for the last bit.
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Neon wrote:
Neon: "AR! I'M A PIRATE BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD GAMES! AND FUCK SYSTEMS WITH EXPENSIVE GAMES!"
I threw out all my burnz many moons ago. Soon I'll even have legal copies of all my rh0mz.

And I don't dislike RS because of the cost, I dislike it cause it's mediocre. My Batrider PCB cost nearly as much and it's far better in gameplay.

But then it wasn't on a console, which is necessary for games to be fun, of course.

This post was not a joke. Except for the last bit.
Sure. :roll:
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Want pics?

I feel ridiculous taking this seriously...
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It's true, Neon has shocked me in the last year. I used to never agree with him, and now he starts threads about how great Donpachi is. Hell yeah! I want to get grouped with Neon now (whatever that means).

Zweihonker??? I could understand Zweihonky or Zweihooker (you can just call me CMoron from now on), but what the hell does Zweihonker mean?

And speaking of Zweihonky, why the hell is the DC white anyway? Three great black consoles in a row (not even counting the handhelds) can't be wrong. Personally they should have gone all intellivision classic and had that fake wood panel shit; that's how you make a freakin' console!
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Neon wrote:Want pics?

I feel ridiculous taking this seriously...
You really should. I don't think anyone else is taking anything in this thread seriously at this point.


By the way:

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Post by Neon »

I don't think anyone else is taking anything in this thread seriously at this point.
Are you sure? ^_^

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Should have these by August:

gekirindan
kyukyoku tiger II
bubble bobble/rainbow islands
power drift
sala deluxe
sexy parodius
magical drop 3
chase HQ
real bout special
saturn bomberman
darius gaiden
Sega touring car
hyper duel
necronomicon pinball
Shippu MD (going to get it from sevenforce soon)

That's about as far as I'm going to go with SS. Should be a few years before I've got adequate time for all of them anyways.
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Post by Rob »

The owl was way funnier than the cat.
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Neon wrote:
I don't think anyone else is taking anything in this thread seriously at this point.
Are you sure? ^_^

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Should have these by August:

gekirindan
kyukyoku tiger II
bubble bobble/rainbow islands
power drift
sala deluxe
sexy parodius
magical drop 3
chase HQ
real bout special
saturn bomberman
darius gaiden
Sega touring car
hyper duel
necronomicon pinball
Shippu MD (going to get it from sevenforce soon)

That's about as far as I'm going to go with SS. Should be a few years before I've got adequate time for all of them anyways.

Is that supposed to be impressive? If so...

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Nah, I feel dumb having that many in the first place. Games are meant to be played.

I mean, I'm already well into mediocre territory with Gekirindan...
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Neon wrote:Nah, I feel dumb having that many in the first place. Games are meant to be played.
Ouch.



Oh well, guess its good I cycle through over half of mine every year or so. Then the other half through the years. Heh.
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uhm... the Dreamcast's mother wears combat boots?
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CMoon wrote: Personally they should have gone all intellivision classic and had that fake wood panel shit; that's how you make a freakin' console!
Fuck yeah. Bring back fake wood and gold-leaf panels and shit. Hell, go the whole hog and revive the classic INTV controller.
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howmuchkeefe wrote:uhm... the Dreamcast's mother wears combat boots?
I slept with the mother of the Dreamcast. She insisted on leaving her combat boots on. Oh and she was a shit lay.... :shock:
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Ahhmm... Ok, what now?
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ST Dragon wrote:Ahhmm... Ok, what now?
:mrgreen:
St Dragon is a:

- Rapscallion
- Ruffian
- Scruffy Looking Nerfherder
- Carpet Bagger
- Lush
- Barmy Old Codger
- Chancer
- Churl
- Miscreant
- Strumpet
- Ragamuffin
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Post by Marc »

So who's gonna be first to get their coat?
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So, I checked a dictionary.
Apparently this is their meaning:

- Rapscallion : Lazy / Rascal
- Ruffian : Pimp
- Lush : Fertile / epicurean
- Chancer : Supreme Court
- Churl : Peasant / farmer
- Miscreant : Heretic
- Strumpet : hooker
- Ragamuffin : Rag dressed little punk

I have no idea about these:

- Carpet Bagger : ???
- Scruffy Looking Nerfherder : ???
- Barmy Old Codger : ???
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ST Dragon wrote:So, I checked a dictionary.
Apparently this is their meaning:

- Rapscallion : Lazy / Rascal
- Ruffian : Pimp
- Lush : Fertile / epicurean
- Chancer : Supreme Court
- Churl : Peasant / farmer
- Miscreant : Heretic
- Strumpet : hooker
- Ragamuffin : Rag dressed little punk

I have no idea about these:

- Carpet Bagger : ???
- Scruffy Looking Nerfherder : ???
- Barmy Old Codger : ???
Lush, the way I know it, actually means a drunk.
Chancer is Irish slang for...something.
Carpet Bagger is slang from the american civil war/reconstruction era which means...God knows.
Barmy Old Codger is british, something along the lines of "You're old, lol"
Scruffy Looking Nerfherder is from Star Wars.

I really gave the Dreamcast 'what for'
Oh well, guess its good I cycle through over half of mine every year or so. Then the other half through the years. Heh.
Good man. I'm sure Chuck would approve...
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ST Dragon wrote:So, I checked a dictionary.
Apparently this is their meaning:

- Strumpet : hooker
The dreamcast is a hooker...
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LMFAO

Chancer is a great way to describe the Dreamcast.
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CMoon wrote:
ST Dragon wrote:So, I checked a dictionary.
Apparently this is their meaning:

- Strumpet : hooker
The dreamcast is a hooker...
I thought that was the PC-FX. ;)
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CMoon wrote:why the hell is the DC white anyway?
Because the Dreamcast thought it was Aryan and believed it was going to rule the world. Except it messed up by using the color orange instead of blue for the lights and lacked any yellow colors.

Even though we all know the Dreamcast lost, there's currently an underground resistence consisting of former Compile and Taito members within the Dreamcast camp keeping their leader's vision alive.
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dai jou bu wrote:
CMoon wrote:why the hell is the DC white anyway?
Because the Dreamcast thought it was Aryan and believed it was going to rule the world. Except it messed up by using the color orange instead of blue for the lights and lacked any yellow colors.
*insert joke about the "Sports" edition DC being black here*
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So was the R7 Dreamcast.
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That's racist.

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I'm sooo ghey for Neon ;)

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