Insult Dreamcast here

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:52 pm

Kron wrote:If I was a fanboy I wouldn't bother owning or enjoy the other consoles so thats a worthless comment. My two favourite games were made by brittish developers so I have no interest in a console having a Japanese bias either.

Of course there are a few decent games on the Xbox but compared to whats available elsewhere its not doing many favours for its owners.

You mean, it's doing no favors for you. I own one and am satisfied, as are probably millions of other people. Like I said, because the xbox doesn't cater to your narrow focus (whatever focus that may be) doesn't mean it doesn't have variety or that they haven't tried "anything out of the ordinary"... and you are aware that British developers would fall under "western centric" games, right?

howmuchkeefe · Post by **howmuchkeefe** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:53 pm

Oh, OK.

I liken the Dreamcast to a lvl.5 curd-flinging milky licker; one with 12 proficiency slots in turd burgling.

There.

Zach Keene · Post by **Zach Keene** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:00 pm

The Dreamcast is a spoony bard.

jp · Post by jp » Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:32 pm

Zach Keene wrote:The Dreamcast is a spoony bard.

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judesalmon · Post by **judesalmon** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:51 am

The Dreamcast was Saddam Hussein's favourite console (he used to play Phantasy Star Online with Osama Bin Laden), so it must be evil.

MOSQUITO FIGHTER · Post by **MOSQUITO FIGHTER** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:02 am

The Dreamcast is a no-business, born insecure, jock-jawed, motha fucka!

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:41 pm

MOSQUITO FIGHTER wrote:The Dreamcast is a no-business, born insecure, jock-jawed, motha fucka!

The Dreamcast has a limp, clammy handshake.

PaCrappa · Post by **PaCrappa** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:50 pm

BrianC wrote:
CMoon wrote:
Turrican wrote: Then again, DC has the worst pad ever.
Oh c'mon, while the DC's directional pad is VERY bad, it has nothing on the diminutive d-pad on the gamecube. It is something like the evolved uselessness of t-rex forearms. It is too small, uncomfortable and insensitive to use. The dc's d-pad is better than that!
I disagree. The DC pad doesn't even have rounded edges and it's not rubberized like the GCN pad. The only real problem (which doesn't bother my medium sized hands too much, to be honest) with the GCN pad is that it's small.

Whoah!! Guys, guys, let's not fight. We all know they both suckle hind teat. Simultaneous.

Pa

MOSQUITO FIGHTER · Post by **MOSQUITO FIGHTER** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:44 am

The Dreamcast is a cheap plastic toy that was made for little tiny babies to play with.

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:20 am

</brain>

The dreamcast was... a.... .....a fickle-minded scallywag with false genitalia?

<brain>

....... o O ( trying to fit in here... ) O o ........

..um.... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS....

PaCrappa · Post by **PaCrappa** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:30 am

Zweihander wrote:</brain>

Because everyone who could ever attempt to make light of something electronic that the mighty yet magnanimous Sega manufactured would have to either deactivate their whole brain or just not have one in the first place...

HAHA!!! I get it dude!!!

When I start my PSP joke thread, you're invited

Pa

D · Post by D » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:11 pm

Tommorow I will do my best to fill my dreamcast up with a damping dump.
Then I am going to slap a bootlegger over the head with my warm filled with hapiness unit.
Next I am going to strap both controllers on railroad tracks and wait, oh the pleasure......

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:50 pm

PaCrappa wrote:When I start my PSP joke thread, you're invited

The PSP was the abandoned love-child of the Atari Lynx and Game Gear-- born prematurely and left in a dumpster for dead, but it survived--- frail as it is, and battery power however pathetic, it lived... and became the man we know today as Brian Peppers.

...oh, it hasn't started yet...

>_> <_<

jp · Post by jp » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:16 pm

PaCrappa wrote:
Zweihander wrote:</brain>
Because everyone who could ever attempt to make light of something electronic that the mighty yet magnanimous Sega manufactured would have to either deactivate their whole brain or just not have one in the first place...

HAHA!!! I get it dude!!!

When I start my PSP joke thread, you're invited

Pa

I will be all over this thread. I shall post in it once... nay... TWICE a day.

PaCrappa · Post by **PaCrappa** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:27 pm

Actually though, I don't like the PSP. Therefore, I'm not truly qualified to make a joke thread. A spite thread I could do no problem, but I'm not a particularly spiteful dude so I'd rather just let the people that enjoy PSP do so in peace.

And since I'm breaking down here in public and spilling my guts in a cathartic emotional outburst, I'll say it again. I like the DC pretty good.

Pa

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:45 pm

the dreamcast sucks because of all the shitty shooters on it:

gunbird 2 - too many fucking buttons, theres like 4 buttons i can press, and thats not even including the d-pad!?! fucks sake.
zero gunner 2 - rotation mechanics are shot. i played it for like 15 minutes, and i still wasn't completely comfortable.
shiki 2 - scraping is gay.
trizeal - shooting is gay.
dreamcast games are gay.

edit: and ikaruga is a puzzle game, totally fag-got about that one.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:39 pm

Slashdot:
-------------------------------

In Korea, only old people use Dreamcast!

In Soviet Russia, Dreamcast plays on YOU!

All your Dreamcast are belong to us.

I, for one, welcome our new Sega overlords!

1- release Dreamcast
2- ???
3- Profit!

When will Duke Nukem Forever come for the Dreamcast?

Star Wars:
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That's no Dreamcast... that's a PlayStation!

These aren't the Dreamcasts you are looking for.

I felt a great disturbance in Sega, as if a million Dreamcasts cried out in torment and were silenced at once.

AICN:
-------------------------------

Dreamcast has a beer and cheets on his wife!

DC906270 · Post by **DC906270** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:17 pm

gunbird 2 - too many fucking buttons, theres like 4 buttons i can press, and thats not even including the d-pad!?! fucks sake.

this is a valid argument. 4 buttons in a shooter is too much. may as well play an rpg or strategy game or something.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:34 pm

captain ahar wrote: gunbird 2 - too many fucking buttons, theres like 4 buttons i can press, and thats not even including the d-pad!?! fucks sake.

Or the power buttons on the TV and system. This game is like a flight sim to get running. Damn your complexity, Psikyo!!!

DC906270 · Post by **DC906270** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:39 pm

i am only half kidding

jp · Post by jp » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:53 am

200th post!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:53 am

My Dreamcast's lid clamped on my foreskin and gave me a bad bruise. Bad Dreamcast.

Blade · Post by **Blade** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:57 am

The Dreamcast was too expensive for me to own....how's that for an insult.

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:37 pm

DC906270 wrote:
gunbird 2 - too many fucking buttons, theres like 4 buttons i can press, and thats not even including the d-pad!?! fucks sake.
this is a valid argument. 4 buttons in a shooter is too much. may as well play an rpg or strategy game or something.

i'd just like to point out that i am absolutely kidding in my statement. gunbird 2 is a fine game, and one of psikyo's best.

... and DC, didn't you just buy my RSG?

dai jou bu · Post by **dai jou bu** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:56 pm

It knows it's thinking. Unfortunately, mother nature has evolved its vocal chords in a way that I am unable understand it since all I hear whenever I put a game into it is loud, high-pitched unintelligible noise.

Its VMUs swear at me every time I turn the Dreamcast on and they're plugged into a controller connected to it.

PaCrappa · Post by **PaCrappa** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:18 pm

dai jou bu wrote:Its VMUs swear at me every time I turn the Dreamcast on

Frikkin pottymouths!!!

Pa

DC906270 · Post by **DC906270** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:31 pm

... and DC, didn't you just buy my RSG?

yep, 'tis true i don't care for lots of buttons in shmups, OMG does radiant use more than 2 buttons too? anyone wanna buy

99pence · Post by **99pence** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:41 pm

People who don't play Dreamcasts should think themselves lucky they've got some extra room on their gaming shelf. With all these new consoles where is everyone going to put everything. Back in the day it was wild if you owned a Megadrive and a SNES.

It's the Xbox enthusiasts I feel sorry for. Now the Xbox 360 is out, where are they going to put their other 358 Xboxes?

BrianC · Post by **BrianC** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:39 am

I'm surprised nobody made a Game.com bashing thread. If any system deserves a good bashing, it's that one. Best Buy was actually selling a couple of its games for one cent. I got a couple of those one cent games and still felt ripped off. When about the only decent games for the system are Centipede, Frogger, Solitare, and Lights Out, you know something is wrong.

PaCrappa · Post by **PaCrappa** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:56 am

BrianC wrote:I'm surprised nobody made a Game.com bashing thread. If any system deserves a good bashing, it's that one. Best Buy was actually selling a couple of its games for one cent. I got a couple of those one cent games and still felt ripped off. When about the only decent games for the system are Centipede, Frogger, Solitare, and Lights Out, you know something is wrong.

Get the net. It ain't a bashing thread, it's a joke thread. Dreamcast games never went below two cents.

Pa