Happy Valentine's day!

[KAI]

Buy chocolates, fuck a lot, yay
Worst day ever if you are single. The world needs a second festivus.

[trap15]

Courtesy of Khoa:

[Sly Cherry Chunks]

Who's winning? I only got four so far. Hoping my girlfriend will get me something.

[trap15]

^ me irl

[nasty_wolverine]

Last valentine we ended up fighting, this year we are in different cities, both at our parents house coz of demanding circumstances.
The fuck won't be happening anytime soon, atleast another two weeks. Fuck

[drauch]

^ me irl

Yes.

[Xyga]

[Mischief Maker]

Bring out your A-game, dudes.

Every single word out of her mouth today is a test.

[drauch]

Every single thing in her mouth today is a test.

[nasty_wolverine]

Every single thing in her butt today is a test.

FTFY

[mesmer]

I need something to print out that says "I love you more than shmups" or something.

[Moniker]

Worst day ever if you are single. The world needs a second festivus.

Nay. Best day ever if you are single (and male, as I reckon). For all the good meals and getting laid, so so much bullshit attached. None of the good shit comes close to balancing out that one or two V-Days you forgot about.

Yep, I think I'll keep my ~$150, have some scotch and jerk off.

[Plasmo]

Obligatory.

[drauch]

Worst day ever if you are single. The world needs a second festivus.

Nay. Best day ever if you are single (and male, as I reckon). For all the good meals and getting laid, so so much bullshit attached. None of the good shit comes close to balancing out that one or two V-Days you forgot about.

Yep, I think I'll keep my ~$150, have some scotch and jerk off.

Now we're playing with power. I have a nap and a tenga egg waiting at home for me. Living the dream.

[Obiwanshinobi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWbd15BzD3E

[jonny5]

For all the good meals and getting laid, so so much bullshit attached.

If this is all you equate having a gf with, no wonder you are single. Someone to cook for you and fuck... just wow.

[Moniker]

For all the good meals and getting laid, so so much bullshit attached.

If this is all you equate having a gf with, no wonder you are single. Someone to cook for you and fuck... just wow.

Nah, you vastly misunderstand. I've never had a girlfriend (for long) whom I didn't deeply respect on an emotional and intellectual level. And never had one that cooked for me. (My loss?) But Valentine's day.. fuck. It's a sudden departure from all reason, at least with the girls I've dated. It's the Valentine's ritual with which I take issue. The "good meals" clause is the expectation that I take her out to an even more expensive place than last year, and the sex seems somewhat obligatory from all sides. It can be nice, I guess, but it's all sort of artificial. Pay a shitload of money on flowers, gifts, and restaurant, or else you're a bum as a boyfriend. I generally consider myself something of a romantic, but that's all a bunch of bullshit I'm glad not to have to deal with this year. Forget one V-Day? Might as well shoot me.

Bleh. I can do without.

[Mischief Maker]

And don't forget it can all easily end like this:

http://youtu.be/hEuKoeTGVjg

[RegalSin]

This is just a holiday for couples, where the woman has control of the relationship. Everyday should be Valentines day, not just a month full..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNKJUsfNVtw

[Domino]

Ewwww. I'm home going to bed early for OT tomorrow at work. Too introverted I guess....

[D-KMR]

I never liked women as partners, too much high maintenace to be worth it. Staying with one person in a serious relationship is a major drag too.
Rejected three people within the last year, casual relations is about as much as I can stand .

[Jeneki]

[system11]

Yep, I think I'll keep my ~$150, have some scotch and jerk off.

This can apply to being in a long term relationship just as much as it applies to being single.

[BryanM]

Yes, but alas finding the legendary creepy hikikomori girl is a difficult task. Rare as leprechaun gold, and difficult to ferret out.

And there's always the non-zero possibility of it turning out to be a boojum.

[Skykid]

You chaps are a pessimistic bunch! Not all girls/women are that materialistic, and not all materialism is so cliche.

[mosey]

Yep, girly friends can be the best. Especially a kiss from a taco in the mouth.

[drunkninja24]

[CKR]

I am very happy with my wife. Her cooperation and continued support has made my life much happier. We don't celebrate Valentine's day, but we make efforts to celebrate each other throughout the year.

[Skykid]

Wrong thread mang.

[ACSeraph]

It can be nice, I guess, but it's all sort of artificial.

That's the heart of it yeah.

Yep, I think I'll keep my ~$150, have some scotch and jerk off.

This can apply to being in a long term relationship just as much as it applies to being single.

^wisdom

VD is only decent for guys in unusually healthy relationships, guys with less stable significant others are infinitely worse off than forever-alones.

I am very happy with my wife. Her cooperation and continued support has made my life much happier. We don't celebrate Valentine's day, but we make efforts to celebrate each other throughout the year.

Dude you are way too stable for shmups farm