I'm drunk thread!

[SuperSoaker360]

why im i so fucking lighteweight

First time getting drunk.

And now first time hangover. Any tips on dealing with it?

[CMoon]

Drink lots of water, have a totally chill day.

[drauch]

i'll never eat mfyck fuck agin.

and so it begins....

So close. Went on a couple day binge for Christmas celebrations and people in town or whatever. Every time I drink booze I reminisce about how much I miss being a lush. Something is so appealing about getting maudlin and slamming my head into my computer desk and thinking about what could and should have been. This was the best weekend I've had in a long time. I believe there is a slew of pictures circulating amongst friend's phones of incriminating pictures of me and a female. I have chances to see her again, which is probably a bad idea, but I hope it happens. All I can think about is alcohol. Shit whiskey cut with water never tasted so goddamn good.

[CMoon]

Something is so appealing about getting maudlin and slamming my head into my computer desk and thinking about what could and should have been.

Story of everybody's life once they've poured one. Can't wait to get senile and start confusing past shit from my own life with video game, movie and anime story arcs. Back when I was a kid we had goddamn visible life bars, and when you punched garbage cans, steaks would pop out of 'em.

[drauch]

Story of everybody's life once they've poured one. Can't wait to get senile and start confusing past shit from my own life with video game, movie and anime story arcs. Back when I was a kid we had goddamn visible life bars, and when you punched garbage cans, steaks would pop out of 'em.

New favorite quote. The future is bright.

[SuperSoaker360]

Drink lots of water, have a totally chill day.

Thanks. I was doubtful at first but this seriously helped.

[nasty_wolverine]

Drink lots of water, have a totally chill day.

Thanks. I was doubtful at first but this seriously helped.

Hangover's are in part caused by dehydration, so drink lots of water. Caffeine helps too, so drink something cold with caffeine in it, like cold coffee or coke, the cold is soothing. if nothing else drink cold lemonade, helps. Asprin or Disprin as a last resort.

[drauch]

I find that sleep is the only thing that helps my hangovers. I've had some legendary ones that were impossible to cure, like 2 and half days and slowed breathing and such. Dunno if that's attributed to alcohol poisoning, but they were always awful. Seems like it always boils down to pure chance. No matter how much water I drink, sleep I get, whatever. Some nights I could black out and be fine the next day, other times I drink just a few and it lasts all day.

[Moniker]

Well you gotta make sure to drink that water the night of, not the morning after (although do that as well). Haven't had a real hangover since I started doing that, except in cases where I passed out before remembering to drink water.. and good lord those are awful, though rare, thank god.

Also: EXALT is in Nigeria! Fucking knew it! They made all their operatives white just to throw me off. Bastards.

[Skykid]

NEW YEAR'S EVE PLACEHOLDER

[Moniker]

NEW YEAR'S EVE PLACEHOLDER

I have 3/4 of a handle of Dewer's, and a half case of beer (pint-sized cans). DO YOUR WORST!

[CMoon]

NEW YEAR'S EVE PLACEHOLDER

I have 3/4 of a handle of Dewer's, and a half case of beer (pint-sized cans). DO YOUR WORST!

Christ, I have 5 kegs of beer right now. The shmup new years party should be at my place.

[Moniker]

I;m drunk.Listening to Tool (wtf?). That is all. Happy New Year. Rabbit rabbit.

[trap15]

Spending the new year's transition getting wasted on Blue Moon and playing/listening to Touhou 13. What has my life come to. Fuck.

And seriously, I come to Off Topic to get away from the retards in Shmups Chat and first thing I see is "CAVE shit readded to MAME". What the hell. I don't want to see that shit. People disrespecting CAVE. If you're going to add something, make sure it works and isn't a fucking insult to the original material. If it's not right, it's insulting and fuck that. Moreover, CAVE belongs in the hell subforum, not this gloriously good and clean one.

Shit I'm ranting, time to fly away~

[Acid King]

Working nights means I get shitfaced during the day. Also, I don't know what it is about Wild Turkey, but it really gets my hate flowing.

[MOSQUITO FIGHTER]

http://youtu.be/aZomalcH7nQ

[mosey]

My HD screeched at that.

[dunpeal2064]

Little Sumpin' and Dark Souls. Probably follow this up with a Torpedo. Fuckin love Fridays

[CMoon]

Dark Souls.

There's a beer called Dark Souls??! Woah.

[hecheff]

There's a beer called Dark Souls??! Woah.

Sounds like a killer drink.

[dunpeal2064]

[CMoon]

Reread your post and realize you meant you were drinking lagunitas and playing dark souls...well, yeah. The Dark Souls drinking game lives on!

[drauch]

Drunker than I thought. Had some weird encounters lately. Wish I would have shmup forumed them. Went to a different city on a whim for a girl. Was drunk for 30 hours straight. First time I've ever drank whiskey at 8 in the morning. Miss being drunk as fuck so much. Fell for the goddamn girl a bit. Lots of making out, biting, tongue. Pictures somewhere on people's phones. Don't care. Got lost when it snowed hard. Stayed in a hotel. Too pussy to attempt anything. She wound up going back to her city. Left on an ambiguous note. Depression ensued. I get older, the girls stay the same age. Movie quote, but not in the same light. I'm getting older, but not smarter, and the girls stay the same goddamn age.

Another random girl messages me. Acquaintance stuff. I'm in one of my worst states for giving a shit. Not showering. Have CRTs all over my garage and inside my car. Eating McDonalds. Total lethargy and self-loathing. Usually think about blowing my head off. Went out tonight. Girl was digging on me. Weird to even admit it. That shit never happens to me. Called out of the blue, wanted to hang out. Don't want anything to happen with it, but I can't deny the physical attraction and the affection. As much as I hate to admit it, in my don't give a fuck prime, humans have these shit basic needs, and I'm a goddamn sucker for them. It was nice. Zero emotions. Very predictable, as humans are. Some goddamn cocksucker stole my fuckin' Japanese exploitation films in the mail. Christmas Bandits. Capitalizing you for no goddamn reason. Wish I was drunk enough to slur my words. Staring at the dots in the text box. Why am I here. Working in 7 hours. The porn is downloaded. Phenomenal.

Can't stop pooping burger king.

[Plasmo]

This was probably my favourite forum post in a long time. Don't really know why exactly. It almost reads like a poem.

Thanks drauch!

[CMoon]

Some day the Cohen bros are gonna make a movie about Drauch. Jesus christ, drunk for 30 hours straight. I'm sorry.

[drauch]

Being drunk for 30 hours was very surreal. Two days later I found myself in the kitchen, completely sober, not knowing what day it was. I had to sit and think, and eventually just checked the calendar. Frickin' bizarre. Someone could have sucked up my brain with a straw.

[Udderdude]

wooooooooooooo

[drauch]

wooooooooooooo

That's the spirit!

[Plasmo]

Maybe, maybe not.

Tits, hitler, cunts and whatever.

[CMoon]

Heavy drinking weekend. Getting smart about my beer overload and starting to bottle some of the big guns (IE 8% and above.) Four fucking kegs of crazy high alcohol content beers. Just bottled an English Old Ale over 10% and think I'll bottle a 9% baltic porter later today. There's also a Belgian triple that's probably over 10% that's been sitting on brettanomyces for 3 months. Can't have a keg of that taking up precious chest freezer space. More bottling action!