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So the game's title is (formally) Barbie: Explorer (those were the days of Tomb Raider craze), but there should be some He-Man on Barbie action pr0n out there. I don't ask for the exact titles; just let me know if you've been exposed to any. Doesn't need to be licensed.
I know it reeks of Mattel product placement, but what can I do?
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I don't understand the question ... are you looking for a game or for porn?
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Off-Topic is hitting on all fours lately. Keep it up!
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I just looked it up - her ass seems a bit flat for my tastes. I would not play this game
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How about some Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing instead?
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As far as Barbie games go, I think this one is probably the best.
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Ruldra wrote:How about some Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing instead?
That looks distressingly fun. :lol:
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shmuppyLove wrote:I don't understand the question ... are you looking for a game or for porn?
The game's found, isn't it? Now I want people who have seen/read/played porn to confess.
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shmuppyLove wrote:As far as Barbie games go, I think this one is probably the best.
Holy shit. Wow!
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This is so confusing. But I like it.
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Watching that Dreamhouse vid, reminds me how sick I am getting of Pixar-isms in CG characters movement and facial expressions (especially the squinting of the eyes). It's like Toy Story = Forever.
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There's one well animated and voiced character in Dreamhouse Party, but it's not human.
shmuppyLove wrote:As far as Barbie games go, I think this one is probably the best.
Looks like a GTA: Vice City mod.
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Creepy. Her voice even cracks on the first line.
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shmuppyLove wrote:As far as Barbie games go, I think this one is probably the best.
Oh. My god. It's. Like they. All. Took. Acting. Lessons from. Shatner.
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Have any Barbie games ever sold much? I mean, they keep making them.
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Why do you guys know so much about Barbie games anyway?
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Internet is an ivaluable source of information.
evil_ash_xero wrote:Have any Barbie games ever sold much? I mean, they keep making them.
I suppose they are - much like Warhammer Fantasy Battle and WH40K computer games - a cheap equivalent of real toys. Isn't all videogaming about the same? You get games instead of the real stuff.
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