It's th3 best timeMoniker wrote:This may or may not be a good time to mention that I have a fetish for women dressed up as Link.

It's th3 best timeMoniker wrote:This may or may not be a good time to mention that I have a fetish for women dressed up as Link.
Just a new dungeon tool, I'm sure its implementation will be absolutely golden.Moniker wrote: Also: Link suddenly transforming into a 2-frame animated chalk drawing on dungeon walls... I don't know whether I'm laughing or crying, nor whether irony is involved.
ChurchOfSolipsism wrote: ALso, this is how SKykid usually posts
At least the 3DS, uhh, has games.replayme wrote:the 3DS pales against the technically superior Vita.
I'm not disputing that. But the 3DS looks really shitty when going up against the Vita. It just feels cheap and nasty.trap15 wrote:At least the 3DS, uhh, has games.replayme wrote:the 3DS pales against the technically superior Vita.
Nintendo's strategy has always been, to quote one of the wisest men who ever lived, "Lateral thinking with withered technology".
ChurchOfSolipsism wrote: ALso, this is how SKykid usually posts
I'd say they charge current-gen prices for last-gen tech, and have done so since the GBA SP era. They have merely gotten smarter (depending on who you ask) in flogging new updates and compatibility with old versions more regularly, whereas in the GBA era they relied upon format upgrades to do the same.replayme wrote:Nintendo charge next-gen prices for current gen tech. And that's a rip-off in my book. I like getting a fair rate of investment, and Nintendo don't play fair.
watreplayme wrote:The Vita is cheaper now than the 3DS XL.
watWhen mire people start seeing how nice the Vita is in comparison, they'll start switching over - which will have an effect on the number of games released.
Fanboy much?BryanM wrote:watreplayme wrote:The Vita is cheaper now than the 3DS XL.
watWhen mire people start seeing how nice the Vita is in comparison, they'll start switching over - which will have an effect on the number of games released.
I can only see this in my mind's eye:
"A failed game console that's half as successful as the Game Gear has a chance of being comparable in output to something that's on a trajectory that could end up as the #1 best selling console of all time" is just really overreaching it. The library of the Vita will never be impressive.
I used to be able to say "well, at least it has Everybody's Golf", but the 3DS has its Mario Golf title now so unless you really love old PSX2 games from ten years ago or missed out on them, the Vita's got nuthin'.
Also: the number one selling game right now is selling better than the rest of the top 20 combined. I guess it just reminds me how the XBox and Psx does business this days. They make a black box and hope some American 3rd party developers will do all the hard work. Who wants to play Call of Doodie on a portable? Nobody. Ergo: Vita's marketshare.
It's like, Ouya kind of shit, almost. Invest in some games. Put a ten years worth of effort in franchises to answer Mario, Zelda, Pokemon. With something signature that isn't an exact clone.
But if it'll help I'll send hate mail to nintendo for you complaining about the resolution? We can get some of that sweet 640x480 action on one screen by the 4DS if we work together, 'nom sayin'?
Yeah, I'm scared that the new Zelda might not measure up.Skykid wrote:Eh, a console is only as good as its games. I have a few reservations about the 3DS XL but nothing deal-breaking, and I quite enjoy the 3D effect. Still not an abundance of titles I'm clamouring to play, but definitely enjoyed everything I've gone through so far.
If this Zelda is of the same quality of engineering as 3D Land was, then the console has done more than enough to warrant a purchase. But damn, do I have my fingers crossed over that last one. Do not want another Spirit Tracks.
Good lord. What am I reading.replayme wrote:Fanboy much?
[wtf][blink]Care to explain how Nintendo have come last in the console hardware race on the last two occasions[/blink][/wtf]
Sorry man, but the Vita does have games
And the games industry is a business. What's your point? None, I take it.BryanM wrote:Good lord. What am I reading.replayme wrote:Fanboy much?
[wtf][blink]Care to explain how Nintendo have come last in the console hardware race on the last two occasions[/blink][/wtf]
Sorry man, but the Vita does have games
These are numbers. They don't care about how you or I "feel" about them. You can't reject them unless you're a crazy person.
Good luck with your Ron Paul 2016 goals.
Dude, Nintendo have more money than god. That stuff doesn't happen by accident, regardless of your preferences.replayme wrote:You can spew numbers all you want, but the attachment rate is garbage for all of Nintendo's consoles. And I'm not talking about their handhelds.
Also, if the attachment rate is higher, that equals more money via license fees.
Lastly, the PS360 are still going. The Wii in comparison is a relic from a bygone era.
ChurchOfSolipsism wrote: ALso, this is how SKykid usually posts
That's the one big problem I have with all newer Nintendo stuff, their graphical/ sound design is often sterile and/ or obnoxious kiddi stuff.Zerst wrote:Nintendo started doing this thing with their style around when the wii came out. Everything is round and bloated and looks more like a plush toy than a character/enemy/object. They all make jarringly soft squeaky noises and even slightly harsher sounds are generally muted or covered up with arbitrary musical notes. The music is almost exclusively quiet orchestral stuff with no energy.
As solid and fun as they manage to make the game itself, i cringe every time i have to watch one of their cutscenes or character flourishes/poses. It's all just grossly overdone kidproofing.
It`s not a Nintendo property(if that`s what you`re implying), I don`t think so. I own Project Zero 2: Wii Edition and on the back of the box it very clearly states that "Project Zero is a trademark of Tecmo Koei Games".BryanM wrote:That might be a reason they've been sitting on the Fatal Frame property these days.
Is this for real? They're still going because the PS4 and One aren't out yet, no more needs to be said.replayme wrote:Lastly, the PS360 are still going. The Wii in comparison is a relic from a bygone era.
I think Nintendo co-owns the franchise now.Jonathan Ingram wrote:It`s not a Nintendo property(if that`s what you`re implying), I don`t think so. I own Project Zero 2: Wii Edition and on the back of the box it very clearly states that "Project Zero is a trademark of Tecmo Koei Games".BryanM wrote:That might be a reason they've been sitting on the Fatal Frame property these days.
Are you for real? The only reason why the Wii U was released was because the Wii was as dead as a dodo. The PS360 had killed it off. And they're slaughtering the Wii U!Despatche wrote:Is this for real? They're still going because the PS4 and One aren't out yet, no more needs to be said.replayme wrote:Lastly, the PS360 are still going. The Wii in comparison is a relic from a bygone era.
And don't even get me started on "attachment rates".
ChurchOfSolipsism wrote: ALso, this is how SKykid usually posts
Eh, a couple of years will pad that out or not, though their prospects are pretty dim. Even with the current upswing, almost certainly another Gamecube for them. (It's still fun to watch the Wii vs Wii U race charts. The Wii at this point was 10 million ahead, whee~) It's a blockbuster driven industry tho, so once they actually have a few who knows. (Tho the case of Monster Hunter 4 indicates they'd rather support the 3DS first and foremost. Having their killer app (Tri Ultimate) be a remastered version of a Wii game is Vita-level kind of blah.) But the best that can be said for it so far is it's outselling the XBone and PSX4 by a ratio of infinity.Skykid wrote:I don't think anyone is arguing that the Wii U is successful. It's clearly a major bomb.
You had me worried that someone out there was wasting their time making a Vita game, so I had to google this to see that it's a PSX3 game to calm myself down.Kagero: Darkside Princess for Vita which you won`t get to play since you`re such a hater.
You... really have no concept about numbers. Let's look at last week's numbers:The PS360 had killed it off. And they're slaughtering the Wii U!
I don't think you have to get that specific. WiiU - and I'll admit that this has mostly described me as well - just doesn't seem to appeal as much to that kind of "core gamer" we keep hearing skinned and divvied up six different ways between Sony and Microsoft for the "new console generation." But I'm not so desperate as to believe that the Wii isn't doing well. One of the apparent hidden techniques of the "core gamer" is apparently that he spends a lot more time talking about his favorite games than you'd expect from all the silent, strong heroes of his games, which fills up the media space. Developers for Wii games have been happy to remain in the background...seeing how our friends like CliffyB sometimes act, that can't be an entirely bad thing.BryanM wrote:That might be a reason they've been sitting on the Fatal Frame property these days. It doesn't appeal to the white-male fox news crowd since you're just a girl taking pictures of cute ghosts,