Britney is back

[KAI]

Britney Spears' Work Bitch music video has arrived and it made me realize that I hate this world and everyone in it.



It's so hard to be a pop singer without being a slut.

[trap15]

[BryanM]

Obligatory.

[Mischief Maker]

It's so hard to be a pop singer without being a slut.

It's so hard to be a pro athlete without being a jock.

It's so hard to be a theoretical physicist without being a nerd.

It's so hard to be a Feminist lecturer without being a feminazi.

[Mischief Maker]

Also:

Obligatory.

This is what happens when the once edgy comedic minds behind the onion get kids and a mortgage.

"Kids these days with their virile sexuality that has long since left me behind! Whatever happened to the tasteful pop singers of my youth, like Madonna and GG Allin?"

Whenever my dad gave me shit about pop music lyrics I would always shoot back at him, "Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down, on her head! Do do doo doo! Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure, she was dead!"

[spoot]

Um, why would you subject yourself to that? If you watched said train wreck......aren't you part of the problem?

[Casey120]

Bitch held some concerts here some time ago and got booed right back home by the small group of people that attended .
Think that wiggling your skanky ass just a little and pretend to sing for over an hour while playing auto tune voice cd's is enough .

I guess its an American thing .

[system11]

Song isn't very good until the last 30 seconds, but the video is full of attractive raven haired women in nice clothes.

Not sure why the world is supposed to be ending.

[hermit crab]

Well, I think the issue is that with the oversexualized video, the word bitch, strip club type music etc... It's very easy to interpret this as a suggestion to become a prostitute in exchange for materialistic things rather than just a motivational song. And it's a pop song by a very famous singer that even young and impressionable children will hear, not a Too Short song or something. Is this really the message we want them to receive? Well, if I was to say no I'd be a patriarchical chauvinist bastard because it's none of my business to tell women what to do with their bodies. But if I like the song I'm also a chauvinist bastard because it objectifies women. So no comment from me.

[system11]

I think you're definitely putting too much thought into this, and that it doesn't matter. You either like the song or video, or you don't. Of course the lyrics/title will pretty much seal the fate of this song because they won't play it on some radio stations without it being a radio edit. Suddenly trying to be all edgy wasn't a good idea, but it's not my problem, I just liked watching the backing dancers.

[Sly Cherry Chunks]

Yeah, Miley was worse than this.

[Necronopticous]

Man who gives a shit about any of these people, honestly?

[Mischief Maker]

Well, I think the issue is that with the oversexualized video, the word bitch, strip club type music etc... It's very easy to interpret this as a suggestion to become a prostitute in exchange for materialistic things rather than just a motivational song.

Let's be honest here. What's the difference between a call girl you pay $100 to have sex with and a nice girl you take on three $50 dates to have sex with?

And it's a pop song by a very famous singer that even young and impressionable children will hear, not a Too Short song or something. Is this really the message we want them to receive?

I think it's an intentionally trashy song to be played at clubs for drunk people trying to get laid. If your impressionable kids are hanging out at the clubs I'd say it has more to do with your parenting decisions than society's downfall.

if I like the song I'm also a chauvinist bastard because it objectifies women. So no comment from me.

Now, if a woman walks up to me and says, "You're nothing more than a walking dick who's only good for fucking!" I'd respond, "You promise?"

[BryanM]

"Kids these days with their virile sexuality that has long since left me behind! Whatever happened to the tasteful pop singers of my youth, like Madonna and GG Allin?"

What a weird interpretation. They just created a wonderful silly horrible music video and needed a framework to share it in.

It's hardly news that almost all music is about sex. It is the equivalent of high school settings in animu - a zeitgeist shared across a wide spectrum of people.

As for The Onion's current quality, their television series Sex House is the GOAT show of the decade.

[blackoak]

How charming, another inspiring message from the ruling class about how lazy we plebes are. I can't imagine this will go over well with the millions of people struggling with poverty level wages. Nearly a laugh, but really a cry.

[trap15]

I was avoiding watching this for my own sanity, but blackoak's response intrigued me. I am literally on the verge of tears. This is fucking awful in so so many ways...

[Mischief Maker]

What a weird interpretation. They just created a wonderful silly horrible music video and needed a framework to share it in.

Two minutes of people unironically saying, "you disgust me!" followed by a music video tamer than Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby got Back from 20 years ago.

Badly aging hypocrites!

[BryanM]

tamer than Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby got Back from 20 years ago.

Uh... there's something worse than the camera entering a giant orifice or giant phallic snakes spitting out.. stuff.. in that one?

..... I'm uh, going spare my childhood the trauma.

[system11]

I can't imagine this will go over well with the millions of people struggling with poverty level wages.

Nobody is going to think about it that much, they'll listen to it a few times and then in 3-4 months the next single will come out and it will be forgotten.

[Mischief Maker]

tamer than Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby got Back from 20 years ago.

Uh... there's something worse than the camera entering a giant orifice or giant phallic snakes spitting out.. stuff.. in that one?

..... I'm uh, going spare my childhood the trauma.

I... I don't know how to break this to you but... Sir Mix-a-Lot never owned a pet anaconda.

But hey, enough traumatizing people with all this talk about icky icky lovemaking. Let's all remember why we're here together. Our shared love of the kid-safe, family-friendly genre of video games known as...

...SHOOT 'EM UPS!

[GaijinPunch]

like Madonna and GG Allin?"

Haha... I actually like that one.

[drauch]

like Madonna and GG Allin?"

Haha... I actually like that one.

Didn't catch that the first time. Bravo.

[MOSQUITO FIGHTER]

It's just another dumb song. I'm not the least bit surprised. Contextually, I seriously doubt that people who are driving a Bugatti are working hard.

[Mischief Maker]

How charming, another inspiring message from the ruling class about how lazy we plebes are. I can't imagine this will go over well with the millions of people struggling with poverty level wages. Nearly a laugh, but really a cry.

I'm pretty sure this song is aimed directly at Kevin Federline.

She probably made it up after signing this month's check.

[BryanM]

Kevin Federline.

Male hero. A true patriot.

"If their genders were reversed, would Kevin be portrayed as a douchebag in the media?"

[BrianC]

Too bad this topic is about Brittany Spears, not Ruby-Spears. Thundarr is good stuff.

[BIL]

Not as bad as that repulsively sexless "Beaver" creature that's always in the news lately for some reason or other. I liked him better on Youtube before he started rubbing his ass on lounge singers' dicks. It's like he can somehow be in two places at once.



Now there's a mug begging for a shovel, or ideally a single engine aircraft mishap.

[moh]

You guys clearly haven't been keeping up with her latest ventures....

http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm

[Specineff]

Too bad this topic is about Brittany Spears, not Ruby-Spears. Thundarr is good stuff.

They also made the Mega Man cartoon, though that one was hit and miss.

[KAI]

Who?