Combined with being somewhat busy lately, I seem to have lost all motivation for shmupping (and life in general really) and I need your help. I'm looking for the perfect game to attempt to 1cc in order to break my slump. Seeing as one of the symptoms of my slump is getting easily pissed off at things, rather than list what kind of things I like in shmups I'm going to list what I don't like. If you have any game that's close to what I'm looking for please recommend it and I'll give it a shot. Any help majorly appreciated. (BTW usually I'm willing to put up with a lot of this stuff, but right now I'm not in the mood is all)
1. Unusually slow ship speed can go straight to hell.
2. Similarly, speed powerups can suck my balls.
3. Difficult recovery and/or otherwise severe punishment for death can fuck off.
4. Games that limit your shots (like in Gradius how you can only have like 3 or 4 shots on screen at once) went out of style for a reason.
5. I wouldn't play a game that requires suicide to control the rank even if I were in a good mood. (Suck it Pink Sweets fans, get outa my thread

6. No Moai.
Recommend away!