The Bad/Tasteless Joke Thread Reborn

Metrackle · Post by **Metrackle** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:12 am

Who are two of the most popular Star Wars characters among Mexicans?
Obi-Juan Kenobi and R-Dos D-Dos.

What would a stupid person do to a carton of orange juice because it read, "Concentrate?"
Send it to a concentration camp.

Why was a man arrested for sending bombs to a video store?
Because he returned Catwoman, Battlefield Earth, and King Arthur.

What is the difference between Keanu Reeves, Vin Diesel, and a brick?
The brick is a good actor.

What is the difference between joining the Church of Scientology and losing your life savings in Vegas?
There is no difference.

sffan · Post by **sffan** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:03 am

Here's a joke I made up, but nobody thinks it's funny:

Q: What is one trick you can teach a dead dog?

A: To roll over in his grave.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:27 am

Something funny I did... CLICK HERE.

neorichieb1971 · Post by **neorichieb1971** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:42 am

What have women and KFC got in common?

When your finished with the legs and the breasts, youve got a greasy box to put your bone in.

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:45 am

Stormwatch wrote:Something funny I did... CLICK HERE.

Chamber of Ecommerce..? If this is supposed to be funny, it's gone completely over my head -_____________-;; other than "Sell you business, service, or products online..."

Or is the tasteless joke part that the link is completely un-funny..?

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:53 am

Wha... strange, it's working for me. Try copy and paste: http://aynrand.web1000.com/

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:51 am

Alright, it's in a new address, see if it works for you now...

click here for teh fun stuff

and I've also done this...

clicky for moar fun stuff

The Coop · Post by **The Coop** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:29 am

Why'd the farmer cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:20 am

Wow... and I was just reading this old thread like 2 days ago... let's hear some more!

JBC · Post by **JBC** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:26 am

How many femenists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to SUCK MY CACK!!!

greg · Post by **greg** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:57 am

This penguin was driving for a long time through the desert, and soon enough she's having car troubles. She pulls into a gas station to have the mechanic look at it. The mechanic says that it will be awhile, so the pengin goes to the convenience store nextdoor. She finds a freezer, and being a penguin, it looks real comfortable. So, she goes in to relax. She eats a lot of ice cream and ends up taking a nap.

When she wakes up, she gets out of the freezer and notices that she had dripped vanilla ice cream on herself. She goes to check on the car, and the mechanic tells her, "It looks like you've blown a seal." The pengin gets embarassed and says, "No, it's just ice cream."

Thinimus · Post by **Thinimus** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:10 am

What the first thing you should do if your dishwasher stops working?

Slap the bitch.

Why do people have their asses behind them and not in front of them?

Because thousands of years ago, all the people with their asses in front of them tended to get eaten by large animals. (They tripped alot.

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