I'm drunk thread!

[rancor]

I'll send you the next best thing - a Tenga Egg - with this PGM order.

[drauch]

...just got one in the mail this week...

[CMoon]

Been drinking up a storm the last couple weeks...need to take a break for a day or three.

[mesh control]

I've been drinking more and more during the day.

It's terrible, but it's the only thing keeping me from crying in my bed all day long. whatever. I'm going to buy more vodka.

[xbl0x180]

out of scotch and i want to read this book, but i don't want to go to the library:

I have that book on my shelf. It was good. Sort of the Japanese version of Sartre's La Nausee

[CMoon]

I've been drinking more and more during the day.

It's terrible, but it's the only thing keeping me from crying in my bed all day long. whatever. I'm going to buy more vodka.

Is it the human density problem, or just general depression. With this being spring break, I've started drinking at noon, but I typically only have one beer every hour and a half or so. For instance, I've had 5 beers today, which is too many, but someone has to empty these kegs.

[shmuppyLove]

OH SHIT THIS WAS ON PAGE 6

lol

I'm drinking Mill Street Spring Imp



It's labelled "strong beer" THEY AREN'T KIDDING

CODY IMMA NEED MY CAPE

[drauch]

What am I doing. Tonight I got intoxicated. Found what is probably my perfect woman, aesthetically. Lost my wallet, temporarily. Got upset. Punched a dude in the face. Destroyed his eye; blood everywhere. He's fine, but it was intense. Punched me pretty hard in the shoulder while I was looking for my wallet. Also happened to have sex with my ex girlfriend--while we were dating. Feeling pretty bad, yet kind of satisfied since he's a scumbag. Interesting array of emotions.

[CMoon]

Just got back from the So Cal homebrew festival. Crazy weekend, but can't really compete with your story Drauch (not sure I want to.)

[jonny5]

OH SHIT THIS WAS ON PAGE 6

lol

I'm drinking Mill Street Spring Imp



It's labelled "strong beer" THEY AREN'T KIDDING

CODY IMMA NEED MY CAPE

LOL, 7% is hardly what I would call strong

[Skykid]

Went out for Street Fighter IV and KOF '98 at 5pm.

Got a few matches in. Was on form, eleven straight wins on '98, a few good ones on SF, and some decent DDP 1.5 runs.

Popped out of the arcade for a brief pasta dinner, before returning for some more gaming.

Friend turned up at 7:30. We gamed until 11pm, took a taxi to Nanmian for street barbeque, beer, drinking games.

At 2am he suddenly announces "I'm taking you to KTV tonight."

At 2:30 we take a taxi to KTV to meet another friend. Suddenly five extremely loud girls pile into the room, start forcing me to drink even more booze. Lots of photography, gah, couldn't escape. One girl plays dice like a demon, I had to make an excuse and head for the toilet to avoid getting too wasted.

On return a different girl grabs me for dice. She's bad, I won about seven straight games.

Forced to duet with guy friend to Westlife, Raise Me Up, entirely against my will, after which he says "you can't sing", which is what I was saying in the first place.

4:30am we roll out of KTV onto the sidewalk, get in a Taxi and head to another street spot for more drinks and food.

5:45 the sky is getting lighter. Smoked about a million cigarettes, and I don't even smoke, technically.

7am and the city is busy getting ready for work, it's totally bright, and we're the last mofos left in the seats. 7:15, I get a Taxi back, crash out.

Got around 4 hours sleep, and 2 hours dozing.

Got up, did some work. At 6:30pm went to the arcade.

[Moniker]

Today is All-Day-Drunk Day: May 2013 edition. Rented Bioshock: Infinite from Redbox, dug out an old monitor for some TATEd Ibara, got the complete Eastbound and Down for lulls, and enough Cutty Sark and Ginger Ale to choke a donkey. Today's the day.

[Skykid]

In KTV again and I am absolutely fucked out my box. Couldn't bang any of these chicks even if my life depended on it. Bad times. But good.

[Marc]

Went out for Street Fighter IV and KOF '98 at 5pm.

Got a few matches in. Was on form, eleven straight wins on '98, a few good ones on SF, and some decent DDP 1.5 runs.

Popped out of the arcade for a brief pasta dinner, before returning for some more gaming.

Friend turned up at 7:30. We gamed until 11pm, took a taxi to Nanmian for street barbeque, beer, drinking games.

At 2am he suddenly announces "I'm taking you to KTV tonight."

At 2:30 we take a taxi to KTV to meet another friend. Suddenly five extremely loud girls pile into the room, start forcing me to drink even more booze. Lots of photography, gah, couldn't escape. One girl plays dice like a demon, I had to make an excuse and head for the toilet to avoid getting too wasted.

On return a different girl grabs me for dice. She's bad, I won about seven straight games.

Forced to duet with guy friend to Westlife, Raise Me Up, entirely against my will, after which he says "you can't sing", which is what I was saying in the first place.

4:30am we roll out of KTV onto the sidewalk, get in a Taxi and head to another street spot for more drinks and food.

5:45 the sky is getting lighter. Smoked about a million cigarettes, and I don't even smoke, technically.

7am and the city is busy getting ready for work, it's totally bright, and we're the last mofos left in the seats. 7:15, I get a Taxi back, crash out.

Got around 4 hours sleep, and 2 hours dozing.

Got up, did some work. At 6:30pm went to the arcade.

That sounds a fucking awesome day. What I used to do before kids. Now I'm just stuck in, half cut and sucking at Akai Katana.

[Aleksei]

Post here if your drunk (like me atm) and want to share something!

Like; I think Dondonpachi's overrated like shit and Hobo with a shotgun should be a real movie!

Also, I need to get laid!

how did you predict hobo with a shotgun would become a real movie, wizard!!

[Acid_Rain]

[Skykid]

[too drunk]

[Muchi Muchi Spork]

The SDOJ port rules if you save up enough coins you can unlock Hensquatchi.

[Skykid]

Fff... worst hangover I've had in ages. Feel like shit. Seriously messy last night, not much sleep. Was it worth it? Hell yes, but need to lay off the Chivas Regal and ice tea: deadly combination.

[CMoon]

First off, this beer...holy shit! Anchorage Brewing has gotta be my favorite now, but this is the opposite of Skykid's adventures seen above. This is something you covet for yourself and work your way through it slowly. This is the new anti-social media, the you and your brain are the only ones invited. Fucking Belgian Sour Imperial Stout aged in wine barrels, then moved to whisky barrels. Jesus, humanity isn't really worthy.

Second, what the hell is this site? Beer reviews paired with anime chicks? I knew I had to share.

[Skykid]

Who's drunk? I'm drunk moherfuckers! Greetings from China you game playing bastards!

[CMoon]

Great job!

[Skykid]

Here we go again.

[trap15]

That second pic reminds me heavily of SDOJ...

[Skykid]

[KAI]

BOOZE+CAKE+SDOJ=hyper wasted

[Skykid]

Help me.

[nasty_wolverine]

pictures of booze + sexy Chinese babes + dump of an apartment

You seem to be having quite the time. Enjoy while you can, life is a downhill journey.

[CMoon]

Help me.

Dude, start drinking real beer.

Edit: coz good beer comes in bottles, and bottles can be smashed over peoples' heads. Can't start a brawl with a fuckin' budweiser can!

[Skykid]

pictures of booze + sexy Chinese babes + dump of an apartment

You seem to be having quite the time. Enjoy while you can, life is a downhill journey.

Wow, that's not particularly uplifting. Why so pessimistic?

It's not an apartment tho, it's a KTV after 7 hours.

Cmoon: no ale here, sadly. Cans are standard in KTV since you order by the crate, in clubs or bars/street bbq places, it's bottles. Haven't seen anyone get assaulted yet, although I've been informed it occurs (rarely.)