Ai Cho Aniki bro-tastic translation help

[ReyVGM]

So, I decided to finally play this game and noticed there are 4 endings and 4 homo-erotic bro-tastic credits depending on your score. Would anyone mind translating a couple of them? I'll show one disturbing credit image per day until someone does a translation.




Ending A






Ending B

[KAI]

The two machos were sleeping by the poolside...

Too gay, I can't translate anymore.

[ReyVGM]

Haha, are you serious? Come on, translate it, it will be hilarious.

[guigui]

I support translation idea, come on you japanese reading guys !

[BulletMagnet]

Blackoak, your greatest achievement lies before you!

[blackoak]

Haha. Call my name, and I appear:


Ending A

As the two heroes dozed at the poolside, Benten stretched her beautiful limbs and dived into the water. The splash of water on their sunbaked skin felt like heaven. Relaxing this way, that battle was like some distant dream...

Empress BodyConscious... to fulfill the dying wish of her husband Emperor BodyBill, she pledged her life to revenge and conquest... and thus her life was spent. What a sad woman.

Idaten laughed to himself at this sentiment budding up in his breast. Then he gulped down the well-chilled protein at his side and headed off to the training room for some bench press...


Ending B

Empress BodyConscious' dream of rebuilding the Builder Empire was smashed to pieces by the two heroes. The heroes were about to unleash their finishing move, "Sake Muscle Destruction," on the injured Empress, when suddenly a long shadow stretched out before them...

It was the "Emperor BodyBill FX", the miraculous fusion of the Emperor and the space alien FX! He radiated a tremendous power... but then! In their moment of despair, another alien opposed to FX appeared and fused with the two heroes!

Powered-up with new abilities, the two heroes were now known as "Adon PS" and "Samson SS." A dreadful battle for the peace of the universe was about to begin. As for Idaten? They forgot he had ever existed, and he spent the rest of his life locked away in an underground prison deep beneath the surface of the Builder Planet.

(I never played these games, so apologies if anything is a little off)

[Udderdude]

[shmuppyLove]

[BIL]

[BulletMagnet]

Empress BodyConscious

Perhaps second only to Z.Z. Badnusty in the shooter villainess name department.

[KAI]

i have seen better.



Too manly and roasted 4 U.

[ReyVGM]

Thanks for the translation Blackoak. It's so crazy it almost looks as if you made it up.

Here are the last 2 endings, if you would be so kind to translate these ones too

Necessary weirdness:



Ending C






Ending D

[Skykid]

Then he gulped down the well-chilled protein at his side

[Mortificator]

Then he gulped down the well-chilled protein at his side

I choose to interpret that as nothing more than a Special K protein shake.

And Custer and the maiden were just dancing.

[blackoak]

Sorry for the delay in getting these two endings done. As a token of apology for my lateness, I also translated the short message/interview of Kouji Hayama, the Cho Aniki music composer, which appeared in Shooting Gameside. I also corrected a minor error in Ending B above, FYI.


Ending C

BodyConscious... Empress of the now deceased Emperor BodyBill, she united the remnants of the former Empire in a bid to establish the Neo Builder Empire. The two heroes were about to unleash their finishing blow "Double Muscle Agony Avalanche" to the injured Empress... when suddenly a voice rang out, stopping them!

Who's voice, you ask? None other than Idaten, who was supposed to have been Conscious' prisoner! Although he was only in her custody for a short while, love had grown between Conscious and Idaten. Entreating the two heroes for mercy, Idaten makes Conscious pledge to never again plunge the world into chaos, and, taking her hand, the two depart into the empty void of space. No one ever saw them again...

Ending D

The stormy battle was over, leaving only silence in its wake. Neo Builder Empress BodyConscious, wife of the now deceased Emperor BodyBuilder... her evil plans were thwarted by the efforts of the two heroes.

However...

A shock was in store for the heroes when they rescued Idaten. Due to the repeated onslaught of the "Super Nutrition Cooking Attack," he had become so fat they could hardly recognize him. Truly, Empress BodyConscious' revenge was a fate worse than death...

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A Message from Kouji Hayama, Cho Aniki Composer
From Shooting Gameside

Hello, I'm Kouji Hayama, age 46, composer for Cho Aniki. I was active in the game music world about 10-20 years ago now, so younger players who hear my name might be thinking, "who???"

But at the time I wrote the music for Cho Aniki, I was a young man of 25-26, and like everyone else, was working hard to fulfill my dreams.

Fired from the music company I worked at, making no money freelancing, and without any assistance... it was a hand-to-mouth existence.

One day at Akihabara I bought the venerable S900 sampler for 40000 yen. It could only sample up to 8 seconds, but if you lowered the sampling rate you could record much more.

Cho Aniki's sound contains many unique, rough, high-impact voice samples, and this was a gift from the low sampling rate of the S900.

To be honest, I was glad I had bought it, but I had no idea how to use the thing. Starting with stuff like my own voice and "shocking" video clips from TV, I started gathering a collection of interesting sounds that would become the building blocks of my music composition style.

Sometime after that, an offer came from a game company to work on Cho Aniki. I figured this was a good chance to put my collection of low sample rate sounds to use.

And so I set out to impress the game company: to surprise them, to make them laugh... like a man possessed, with this intrepid spirit I made song after song, heedless of the toll it was taking on my health!

As a reward, my work got good reviews and became one of those soundtracks people were talking about. The soundtrack CD actually outsold the game itself, and reached the 16th spot in the Oricon charts. At the Cho Aniki concert, it was so crowded with enthused fans that I hear some people were knocked over in the fray.

Such was the mainstream success it had reached; a real social phenomenon.

Compared with things nowadays, the Cho Aniki music isn't really anything special or abnormal, but if you take a listen to it knowing the history I just described, I think some part of the passion of those days will be communicated.

As proof of its enduring charm, Cho Aniki's music is still used on TV programs occasionally, and I still receive royalties from time to time.

The generation that grew up listening to my songs has now grown up themselves, and they are the ones making games. When I think about that, I am deeply moved.

[Udderdude]

Manly tears were shed ;_;

[superpretendo]

Amazing.

[KAI]

Hayama is so egocentric and hilarious.

[BIL]

Unexpected goodies! ta, blackoak. You are truly a super big bro to this community.

If I ever pester the admins for a namechange, it'll be to Emperor BodyBIL.