Old Spice Saves The World [FLASH]

[Teufel_in_Blau]

http://www.oldspicesavestheworld.com/

Ain't that bad actually.

[Udderdude]

Takes "Trying to hard" to a new and not-paticuarly-exciting level.

[DJ Incompetent]

Best ending of anything this genre

SCIENCE THE BEAR!

[BareKnuckleRoo]

Am I the only one with a crappy keyboard that doesn't register up + left + space? :/

[trap15]

Strangely not horrible. A kusoge in the best sense.

[Donjo]

That last bit was kind of clever, though. Reversing the controls without warning like that!

[Jeneki]

Jeneki - 70540

Oh wait ...

[Ed Oscuro]

Try loading the page up with NoScript, you get a starry background and this transparent picture:

As it turns out the Forum background is a good match, maybe somebody's a Shmups fan?

p.s. 71,740 on the last stage

[Udderdude]

Nah, it's just a transparent PNG.

[Ed Oscuro]

Nah, it's just a transparent PNG.

What is, the starry blue background behind the picture?

Edit: In non-crappy news, the opening trill for the shooting stage is very similar to R-Type's opening fanfare.

Keyboard sucks, good thing you just need to go left and right. I only ever got hit because I didn't realize Science was invincible (lol, ironically). I could've taken Internet, too!

Fun fact: You thought Dikembe Mutombo's limbs were long? His full name is Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo.

[trap15]

His full name is Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo.

That's the most African name I've ever heard.

[null1024]

Am I the only one with a crappy keyboard that doesn't register up + left + space? :/

Nope. Got me killed once.
The other time I got killed was when I forgot that letting go of shot meant moving at 2x or so firing speed.
Science being on one side of me with nothing on the other felt weird too.

null1024 - 69,570

[KyoKusagani1999]

If it works for Armpits, it can work for the world. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jodowAHMGc
Not as bad as I thought it was gonna be, but certainly isn't gonna top Reimu's Sales Pitch.

[MOSQUITO FIGHTER]

This kind of advertising is really having an effect on me. Let's all buy some Old Spice.

[BareKnuckleRoo]

If only Old Spice didn't smell so icky. But then most colognes and such have an unpleasantly synthetic scent to me.

[BPzeBanshee]

Z and X work on the shmup stage. Not the rest it seems.

I'm finding this hilarious. Will probably play this a few more times before December 21st.

[ratikal]

Ratikal - 72,000

That damn last boss always powers me down once.

[KidQuaalude]

This is better than KOF Skystage! (admittedly not hard)

[Ed Oscuro]

https://twitter.com/RealScienceBear

[shmuppyLove]

Am I the only one with a crappy keyboard that doesn't register up + left + space? :/

I will drop some knowledge for you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollover_%28key%29

Yes, your keyboard sucks

[Ed Oscuro]

Better no up-left-space than ctrl key problems (like a "gaming" laptop might have because they're all WASD-addled). I think I will go look for an n-key rollover keyboard though! Google brings up lots of suggestions so yay.

[MommysBestGames]

This is better than KOF Skystage! (admittedly not hard)

Yeah, kinda sad that it is. Nice art too.

[Mortificator]

Charles Barclay with RPGs, Dikembe Mutombo with shooters... NBA players seem to become 18 billion times more awesome when put in a classic video game genre.

Not Shaq, though.

[Captain]

Definitely not Shaq.