I'm drunk thread!

[CMoon]

Holy shit Skykid! Welcome to the I'm Drunk forum.

[Skykid]

Holy shit Skykid! Welcome to the I'm Drunk forum.

Thanks. I was here one page ago too, but this being the I'm drunk thread I don't expect people to remember much of anything.

[Drachenherz]

Uh-oh... here I go again... I hope I don't post much tonight. Current state of affairs: Very inebriated.

Edot: Wooooooooooooh!!!!! 975th post!!!!!

[shmuppyLove]

Uh-oh... here I go again... I hope I don't post much tonight. Current state of affairs: Very inebriated.

Edot: Wooooooooooooh!!!!! 975th post!!!!!

Eeheheh nice ... I'm on my way to 2000 ...

[hzt]

i spent about 8 hours today drinking cocktails in some classy bars, including a stop at a members only whisky bar a break from cocktails and a cigar.

then I went home and changed and went out for another 6 hours of crappy lager.

I'm scared about what's going to happen now I've stopped drinking. Maybe I should just carry on forever

[Ed Oscuro]

http://betabeat.com/2012/04/bottoms-up- ... tudy-says/

[drauch]

Interesting...I'm certainly curious to see how this turns out.

[trap15]

As am I

[CHI]

Was at Whisky Mist drinking Whisky Mist

[Skykid]

^ Further to the above, CHI and I were drunk last night at:

Park Lane, London

Playboy Member's Club & Casino











Whisky Mist, Park Lane, London









And that photo again because ffff....



Hippodrome Casino Leicester Square







Was a good night.

[drunkninja24]

up on some Redd's Apple Ale tonightssssssss

good stuffsdf

[drauch]

Hahahahahahahahaha. My night has been made.

[drunkninja24]

Hahahahahahahahaha. My night has been made.

ithought my psresende ehere woud enteetain you

[drauch]

Shithead friend was in town. FUCK. FUCKING PISSED. Fucking Ebay. Fucking last bid garbage. What is the fucking point. It is no longer an auction with bidding programs. All I do is get my hopes up bidding on SHIT GAMES. Drank alcohol tonight for the first time in like 3 months. Tolerance is SHIT. Ebay is SHIT. Wish I could still message other buyers so I could cuss people out. DISAPPOINTED. COOKIE SANDWICH. SHIT.FUCKING Garbage. No hoes in town. Need hoes. CANT FIND HOES. Or ho-hos. HOSTEES IS BANKRUPT. SHIT IS LIFE. SHIT IS EBAY. Selling my own shit on ebay. STARTING AT 500 yen. EO. Suck the life out of me you no good fuck. Hope you enjoy your shitty archaic game that I wanted. SLUT.

[mesh control]

Never ever ever ever leave home.

Sitting in a corner playing on my phone

[mesh control]

Holllyyyyy shit I'm going to kill myself in two hours after cringing through Big Bang theory.

[CMoon]

Oh yeah, good times are here again. Drauch (or Draush in his current state) and Mesh at the same time! I honestly haven't been drunk in days. Even when I am drinking, its typically not more than a glass an hour. The scotch I have is too good to guzzle. Should go buy some fuckin' Bushmills and GET DRuNK!

Edit: I concur about not leaving home. That's when all the bullshit starts (unless of course you live with someone else, then the bullshit could (and probably will) start at home.) I'll take cat shit over bullshit any day!

[mesh control]

I'm drunk with anger

[CMoon]

Get drunk and play this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsKvrEeg ... ure=relmfu

[mesh control]

friend texted me: "Dancing to Crystal Castles on stolen land."

And then it really happened. It fucking happened.
I don't want to believe it.

[CMoon]

When you fully give up on humanity you won't be so angry about it anymore

[drauch]

Yeah, I agree. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad one.

[xbl0x180]

So here's a story for all you shmupers:

I started talking to this chick in class. We got along fine, got her number. Call her, set up lunch date, she cancels. Talk to her in class, shit seems legit. Text her next week for new date, she doesn't respond, later texts me saying her phone was not on her all day. I call bullshit internally, look up her info on the internet, long story short, find out she has a boyfriend, shit is so obvious.

Text her back, saying skip the lunch date go straight to dinner at a place close to my apartment. (hint, hint) She says she is going to Boston with friends. Bulllllllllllshitttttttttttttt!!!

Text her this:

"Oh well. It's probably for the best because after dinner, my plan was to invite you back to my place, drink, and fuck your brains out with my 9 inch dick, (OK, OK it's really 8, but can you blame for lying in this case?) but I figure [boyfriend's name I found out] would probably mind. See you in class! "

She doesn't respond. Class with her next week. lolololololololol

Hahaha. You really shouldn't ask a chick out over text. As in, there are times when a guy still has to get enough nerve to approach her, look at her in the eyes, and ask. If you do this, she'll be cornered without one of her Swiss cheese excuses or, if she does tell you a whopper, you could say exactly what you just wrote to us: "You're not going to Bawston with anyone. Instead of being a coward about it, why don't you start by telling the truth, huh?"

Yeah, I agree. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad one.

That's a bad thing. I have not given up hope on people disappointing me. Sometimes, I even disappoint myself... and I laugh about it!

[MrChiggins]

I've hooked up multiple times with a good friend I've been crushing on for years!

but more importantly

I finally get the appeal of chaining in Dodonpachi and Dodonpachi Daioujou. Man is it frustrating to practice but being able to pull off a decent-length chain might be the most intensely satisfying scoring mechanic ever.

Amen.

[drauch]

So here's a story for all you shmupers:

I started talking to this chick in class. We got along fine, got her number. Call her, set up lunch date, she cancels. Talk to her in class, shit seems legit. Text her next week for new date, she doesn't respond, later texts me saying her phone was not on her all day. I call bullshit internally, look up her info on the internet, long story short, find out she has a boyfriend, shit is so obvious.

Text her back, saying skip the lunch date go straight to dinner at a place close to my apartment. (hint, hint) She says she is going to Boston with friends. Bulllllllllllshitttttttttttttt!!!

Text her this:

"Oh well. It's probably for the best because after dinner, my plan was to invite you back to my place, drink, and fuck your brains out with my 9 inch dick, (OK, OK it's really 8, but can you blame for lying in this case?) but I figure [boyfriend's name I found out] would probably mind. See you in class! "

She doesn't respond. Class with her next week. lolololololololol

I want to know what happened with this!

[drauch]

Damn. Shame your Thouther text didn't turn out as evil as I wanted.

[drauch]

Hahaha! Yeah, the romanization of his name is really weird. The Discotek Hokuto releases subtitle him as Souther, which makes the most sense to me reading the Katakana. Sauza. I dunno. It's weird.

[xbl0x180]

OK, I'll tell you what happened...nothing. She never responded, came in to class, I stared her down as she sat down as far away as possible from me. I loled. Anyway, it has been a few weeks, and she just sits far away from me, and anytime I look in her direction she does anything possible to avoid eye contact.

Well, I was brief in my description, but I asked her out to lunch in person after class. She said sure, so I asked her number and she gave it to me. I called her, she answers, says plan I came up with is good. Cancels by text. I figured she was more comfortable with texts, so I texted her for another one, she says no phone on her. That's when I looked her up and so on...

Yeah, I should have delivered the coup de grace in person, but I was drunk and thought my text was awesome, so did it on a whim. Next time, but hopefully a situation like this does not come up again.

She is one of those mildly hot dumb chicks, I was so hoping for sex.

Damn. That really sucks. You got tripped up on one of those unreliable deadweights who won't ever give you a straight answer. It's a lot more common than I thought. Anyway, you need to say the bold text to the next chick you set your sights on. Not drunk or anything, because that will ruin the effect. Your delivery for the truth must be cold/deadpan/pokerfaced! It's almost as if you were telling a joke to another person, but, instead, you're making them into the joke. It takes a bit of the sting from getting the run-around by ripping a few honest zingers into 'em

[Skykid]

Just been to KTV. Drinking games with dice. |I'm super fucked.

[Skykid]

Clearly the only guy who drinks anymore. Street barbeque. Severl bottles of beer. Shuuuper!!3!