i took a break from shooters

KAI · Post by **KAI** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:23 pm

Having sex is a menace to your score, remember that.

EmperorIng · Post by **EmperorIng** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:41 pm

It reminds me of one of my old cross country coaches in high school, this old black guy, lecturing us before a race.

"Now lemme tell you somethin' boys, and this is from PERSONAL experience. You don't ever wanna have sex befo' a race. EVER. I slept wit' dis one chick befo' a race, one time? Added a whole minute to m' time. A WHOLE MINUTE. So save that shit till after you run."

Sage advice.

edit: lol 100th post

1up · Post by **1up** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:10 am

Sex weakens the muscles.

Can't believe this thread is still going...

ChainsawGuitarSP · Post by **ChainsawGuitarSP** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:26 am

OP's a faggot.

AntiFritz · Post by **AntiFritz** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:35 am

If you don't like something why reply?

hwl · Post by **hwl** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:51 am

To let everyone know you don't like it?

malchitos · Post by **malchitos** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:56 pm

KAI wrote:Having sex is a menace to your score, remember that.

That explains why I'm lousy at shmups!

exquisite_torture · Post by **exquisite_torture** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:35 pm

I AM HAVE SEX

moh · Post by **moh** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:22 am

exquisite_torture wrote:I AM HAVE SEX

......i am also have sex? i think?

ShmupSamurai · Post by **ShmupSamurai** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:50 am

exquisite_torture wrote:
I AM HAVE SEX

Um....what..?*reaches for the bomb button*

Any clue what he said?

exquisite_torture · Post by **exquisite_torture** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:33 am

moh wrote:
exquisite_torture wrote:I AM HAVE SEX
......i am also have sex? i think?

BRO

Vamos · Post by **Vamos** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:07 am

malchitos wrote:
KAI wrote:Having sex is a menace to your score, remember that.
That explains why I'm lousy at shmups!

The most tragic post ive ever read .

matrigs · Post by **matrigs** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:29 pm

Vamos wrote:
malchitos wrote:
KAI wrote:Having sex is a menace to your score, remember that.
That explains why I'm lousy at shmups!
The most tragic post ive ever read .

and DTP hasn't even joined the discussion

ShmupSamurai · Post by **ShmupSamurai** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:42 pm

Agreed.....I'd rather shmup than have sex.

However, in mentioning DTP by name alone-you've probably jinxed the thread...

mesh control · Post by **mesh control** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:57 am

Mute cave game music
------> play divisions/bathory/horrid cross/ void playlist

matrigs · Post by **matrigs** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:09 am

mesh control wrote:Mute cave game music
------> play divisions/bathory/horrid cross/ void playlist

needs more whourkr

Square King · Post by **Square King** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:58 pm

SEX

SHMUPS

METAL

BEER

MANLY

Illyrian · Post by **Illyrian** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:22 pm

mesh control wrote:Mute cave game music
------> play divisions/bathory/horrid cross/ void playlist

Ensiferum/Wintersun/Triptykon/Enslaved/Cannibal Corpse/Immortal instead please!

KAI · Post by **KAI** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:27 pm

Beer+Shmups , I'm not sure about that.
If You Drink, Don't Drive a flying ship.

finisherr · Post by **finisherr** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:33 am

mesh control wrote:Mute cave game music
------> play divisions/bathory/horrid cross/ void playlist

YES

trap15 · Post by **trap15** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:07 am

KAI wrote:Beer+Shmups , I'm not sure about that.
If You Drink, Don't Drive a flying ship.

Drink'n'Fly.

KAI · Post by **KAI** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:53 am

Drink'n'Fly=Suicidal technic

Full bomb stock, now go for score.

O. Van Bruce · Post by **O. Van Bruce** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:00 pm

mesh control wrote:Mute cave game music
------> play divisions/bathory/horrid cross/ void playlist

Play Ketsui

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSxP0Ky3izA

exquisite_torture · Post by **exquisite_torture** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:59 pm

SHOOT SEX

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:18 pm

ChainsawGuitarSP wrote:OP's a faggot.

WTF?

Mods? Seriously, that shit has no place here. Grow up!

Post by **Ghegs** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:02 pm

Indeed. You can go right back to 4chan with those types of posts.

Vamos · Post by **Vamos** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:32 pm

jonny5 wrote:
ChainsawGuitarSP wrote:OP's a faggot.
WTF?

Mods? Seriously, that shit has no place here. Grow up!

911? yeh we are gonna need a waaaaaaaaaaambulance .

Matskat · Post by **Matskat** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:16 pm

I can;t believe that I read this whole thread.

Ugh. My humanity hurts.

Naut · Post by **Naut** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:26 pm

Bumping a thread that's been dead for a month and a half just to say it sucks. Way to fucking go.

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