Discuss the impending Zombpocalypse...

[Vyxx]

The virus is spreading...

A 21-year-old college student accused of killing a housemate told police he ate the victim's heart and part of his brain after he died.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/18664693/b ... an-charged

What the hell is going on in this world -_-...

[evil_ash_xero]

I feel like going to a farm, and talking about my feelings, until this blows over.

[MX7]

Perhaps more Sweeny Todd than Night Of The Living Dead, but it seems it's spread as far as China. Hammer bits of crooked wood over your doors and windows! http://www.danwei.com/cannibal-serial-k ... in-yunnan/

[antron]

we've got another one:
http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-canadian- ... 00287.html

[DragonInstall]

I have my shotgun, pistol, katana, and bat ready for action.

hmm now that I think of it, wouldn't a katana be pretty useless against a zombie?

[jonny5]

I have my shotgun, pistol, katana, and bat ready for action.

hmm now that I think of it, wouldn't a katana be pretty useless against a zombie?

Remove the head and even if it doesn't put it down, it's not much of a threat anymore.

[Ruldra]

Well now, even if an outbreak started, it would end pretty quickly.

[BIL]

^Entertaining read! HUMANITY, FUCK YEAH. *fires Kalashnikov*

Reminds me of fanfic The Salvation War and its explanation of why a Demon Apocalypse wouldn't work.

The AIM-120s worked as advertised. They were good missiles, well designed, well-tested, and they had a target that was proving co-operative to the point of suicide. No maneuvering, no electronic warfare, no interference, if the guidance had been capable of human thought it would have been vaguely offended at being asked to solve a task so undemanding. The first missile exploded between Shingroleth’s legs, just underneath his tail. The 50 pound explosive warhead was wrapped with heavy-gauge pre-notched wire that disintegrated into an annular hail of pre-formed fragments when the missile’s proximity fuse set off the explosive charge. Some of those razor-sharp fragments slashed through Shingroleth’s tail, severing it at the root and sending it spinning off in a long arc. Others ripped into his legs and genitals, tearing open the great arteries, sending his fire-and acid blood spraying over his body, and mangling his reproductive organs beyond recognition. Shingroleth’s scream of demented agony was heard even in the sound insulated-cockpits of the F/A-18s.

The second missile did really serious damage. Its proximity fuse initiated it right underneath Shingroleth’s belly. The holocaust of tungsten-steel fragments ripped open his stomach and tore his abdominal cavity to shreds. Even in a mind crazed by the ghastly pain from the first hit, Shingroleth noticed the sudden drop in weight as his intestines dropped out of his body. Then his fire-and-acid blood, spraying from more wounds than could reasonably be counted, set fire to his flesh. Shingroleth tumbled downwards, all hope of control had gone when he had lost his stabilizing tail. By the time his remains hit sea level, all that was left of him was a fine carbon dust.

LOL

[ST Dragon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo

Busted @2:56!!

[DEL]

^Extremely dangerous.

[Friendly]

Well now, even if an outbreak started, it would end pretty quickly.

The writer of the article failed to list the main reason why a real-world zombie outbreak can't happen: Zombies violate the second law of thermodynamics. Nothing can do that in this universe. Yay, physics.