[/quote]PaCrappa wrote:
Andi wrote:
There is nothing quite as pathetic as getting blown out of your gourd and sitting at home by yourself playing games.
I know it. That kid in North Carolina that raped two little girls and then fucked his neighbor's pitbull is certainly not more pathetic than someone minding their own business with grass and a game. Or that Tee Ball coach in Uniontown Pennsylvania that paid the 8 year old star player to beam the 8 year old retarded kid in the face with a fast ball so the retard wouldn't mess up their championship dreams, he's far from being as godawful pathetic as our friend at shmups who rides his bicycle 15 miles home from work in the rain and then wants to spark a bong and relax with a videogame.
I wonder how pathetic I am? I get up at 8am, fire the bong and walk the dogs. Then I fire again and assess the ebay whilst reading forums. I either list items for sale or pack items for shipment. Whilst getting more stoned. Then I get stoned and go to jiu jitsu class. I'll stay as sober as sparring full speed for an hour or two will let me get and then have lunch. Then I go home, get stoned and go to the post office, if I have packages that day. If I don't I'll get stoned and socialize with humans, play with my dogs, do housework, post at forums, play bass, scratch records or play videogames. Then it's time for jiu jitsu again so I get hella stoned. At the evening class we get to do shit like 1500+ situps and whatever other heinous shit that Mamazinho can dream up to torture us with, move right along to technique and then spar again for another hour or two. I stay sober for dinner and then commence to bonghits and hanging out with my lovely Ethiopian ladyfriend. I smoke less when I'm with her simply because she's not a stoner. If she's busy I rip down mass bonghits and either go to a rock and roll show, nurse my wounds, watch fights or play videogames. I let that wear off before going to bed because why waste THC on sleep? That's every day except Sunday. On Sunday I smoke weed and don't do shit. Pathetic, I know. It oughtta be a crime.
Pa
As the Captain and Tomtom have already pointed out, a pure gold nugget of comedy.
