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Mario Party collecting :| Whatever floats his boat I suppose

Imo the PS2 shovelware by Phoenix Games / Dingo Pictures that cyanidebreathmintz collects has gotta be the best games to get just for the sake of collecting.

Watch this and tell me that collecting that shit isnt cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdvkjK9 ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu_b7QrJ04k
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ryu wrote:
N64 has lots of blocky polygons
out of the consoles of its time, the n64 actually allows for the largest number of polygons to be processed at once. just look at the pokemon stadium games.
I'm not denying that PS1 and Saturn have blocky Polygons, but compared with N64 they have a huge amount of games with stunning 2D graphics that still hold up today.
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TrevHead (TVR) wrote:Mario Party collecting :| Whatever floats his boat I suppose

Imo the PS2 shovelware by Phoenix Games / Dingo Pictures that cyanidebreathmintz collects has gotta be the best games to get just for the sake of collecting.

Watch this and tell me that collecting that shit isnt cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdvkjK9 ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu_b7QrJ04k
OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE

Seriously though, I laughed my ass off at the badness.
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CIT wrote:
ryu wrote:
N64 has lots of blocky polygons
out of the consoles of its time, the n64 actually allows for the largest number of polygons to be processed at once. just look at the pokemon stadium games.
I'm not denying that PS1 and Saturn have blocky Polygons, but compared with N64 they have a huge amount of games with stunning 2D graphics that still hold up today.
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Ed Oscuro wrote:Mischief Makers
Mischief Makers was awesome. It might be enough of a reason to actually justify owning an N64.

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Sin & Punishment would justify a Jaguar for me, let alone my N64 which also has several excellent arcade-style EAD titles (namely Starfox, Wave Race, 1080 and F-Zero X). :cool: All supremely replayable score attack / time trialling games (still trying to fully chain S&P on Normal, never mind Hard). Unfortunately they're very much the exceptions.
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I used to have a massive Castlevania collection. All the NES games, Gameboy games, GBA games, N64 games, hell, I had literally everything released in the US, half of it complete. Sold it all off last year because I had beaten or gotten tired of them. Certainly not a shitty collection, by any stretch of the imagination, but Castlevania Adventure is really bad, after all.

My N64 collection is WWF No Mercy and DOOM 64. DOOM 64 needs to be put in the sale pile. No Mercy is the best wrestling game ever*, it's just too bad no one is around to play it with me.
*Barring Virtual Pro Wrestling 2, another AKI classic, and Fire Pro Wrestling Returns.

I own Phantasy Star Universe and Hyperdimension Neptunia. They are certainly shitty but I love them in a really bizarre way. After playing so many good games it just feels so different playing something bad.

You want to see a collection of shitty games? Browse through random Steam user profiles and see how much crap people have purchased. I'm a bit guilty of picking up random shit off sales (and then playing Killing Floor instead), but some people have purchased hundreds of dollars of Rail Simulators and all sorts of weird stuff.

As far as complete collections go my friend attempted a complete NES collection and gave up. Now he's all about the PlayChoice-10 and actually has every known game, if I'm not mistaken, and he even scored the legendary Ninja Gaiden 3. His entire basement is covered in games and now he realizes that if he moves out he will have a nightmare. So he's probably going to do what I did and sell a lot of it off. I'll be very happy when he sells off those six NES consoles and four Atari 2600's. I think he should keep the Jaguar, though. He likes Raiden.

The only complete collection I want is the Dreamcast. I have all the good stuff already and the cheap stuff is so stupidly cheap that I won't feel bad with a hundred dollars spent on shit games that I can play with a buddy, a few beers, and a load of laughs. Everything else is slowly being converted to flash carts, aside from stuff I absolutely love. Sometimes I wonder why I even buy certain classic games, just for them to sit around. The exception is Phantasy Star II, since that bitch refuses to boot on my MD Myth cart.

You know what is an ultimately futile collecting habit? Trophies and achievements. It's gotten to the point where I can't tell if games are skill-based or grind-based any more, shmups included. People will buy games just for super easy achievement points. Is it the same psychology as the collection of Sonic McDonald's toys and forty sealed copies of Checkers for the GBA?
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mrsmiley381 wrote: The only complete collection I want is the Dreamcast.
But there's so much tat on the Dreamcast. If anything it will be easier to complete than other consoles because a lot of it is worth peanuts, but that's not a good reason imo.

All the expenditure and space you'll lose to DC shovelware could be spent on some genuinely great gaming on other platforms.

I think I have about 25 PS2 games for instance, many of which are shmups, others being the Team Icos, Shin Contra, Gitaroo Man, Ridge V, GoW, 1 RPG and a smattering of others. When you think of how enormous the PS2 library is, it's quite impressive how much you can whittle it down to a pure set of good stuff that you'll happily revisit. I think that's true of most console libraries.

IMO If there's an art to collecting, it involves willing yourself to get rid of superfluous stuff. It's admittedly not one I've perfected yet (I still have some questionable SFC titles) but I've gotten better at it over the years.

That's the reason why my mind boggles when I see dudes who spent their life savings on 500 PAL PS2 games. When I think of mates coming over to play a collection like that I think of hours worth of 'Now Loading' screens. :)
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Skykid wrote:
mrsmiley381 wrote:The only complete collection I want is the Dreamcast.
But there's so much tat on the Dreamcast. If anything it will be easier to complete than other consoles because a lot of it is worth peanuts, but that's not a good reason imo.
I should have specified it as US Dreamcast collection. About 250 games, plus variants. Almost all in jewel cases, so the space is quite minimal. Factor in that I'd actually play through them and it's not so bad. I've already all but obliterated most of my other console collections, so having one small wasted chunk of change and space as a testament to the most awesome console ever seems nearly justifiable. It's still silly and almost pointless, but I recently got online with PSO and a BBA using SCHTHACK. I just used three acronyms there. I'm already a lost cause obsessed with the year 1999.

To be honest, I've always wanted to see how shitty the Chicken Run game is. I don't want to see it on YouTube, I want to pop it in and wonder what was the point of this?
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Here's a picture of my crappy N64 collection:

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...right next to my entire Xbox collection. ;)

I just own the two Akumajo games cuz I'm a Castlevania fanboy. And Mischief Makers cuz I'm a Treasure fanboy (don't actually like the game that much).

Sin & Punishment rocks my boat though, and I even had my N64 RGB-modded for it!
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CIT wrote: I'm not denying that PS1 and Saturn have blocky Polygons, but compared with N64 they have a huge amount of games with stunning 2D graphics that still hold up today.
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Yes. And Wonder Project J2. And what else? Ogre Battle and maybe two or three more... proves my point!
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That's a badass N64 collection, t actually speaks to what you like, not how much money you've spent.

I personally would add in Jet Force Gemini. I loved that game.
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CIT wrote:
Ed Oscuro wrote:
CIT wrote: I'm not denying that PS1 and Saturn have blocky Polygons, but compared with N64 they have a huge amount of games with stunning 2D graphics that still hold up today.
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Yes. And Wonder Project J2. And what else? Ogre Battle and maybe two or three more... proves my point!
You can always prove your point if you modify it to accommodate the corrections. If proving the point means that you're justified to trash a system with a nonsense phrase like "lots of blocky polygons" then I'll be happy to go on a tangent so people can see what it's really about.

Also, there are far more enjoyable N64 and Xbox games than you've got there. Ninja Gaiden, why not pick that one up? It'll cost you less than $10 and that'll get you a lot more mileage than many other titles.
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I already played Ninja Gaiden. Awesome game! Most games by Tecmo and Sega on Xbox are really good, imo. DoA3 is a favorite also. Xbox stuff is just not very high on my priority list to have around the house atm.

What do you recommend for N64? Eventhough the console was even a major letdown on release for me I played all the big name Nintendo title on it, like Mario 64, Zelda OoT, Super Smash Bros, etc. Perfect Dark was great *at the time* and Starfox 64 probably hold up really well even to this day, but in general I always found the system very much an underwhelming experience. And the controller is a fucking joke. :?
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CIT wrote:And the controller is a fucking joke. :?
I can never understand why people rag on the N64 controller, I think it's one of the best ever.

As for your Xbox collection, it's identical to mine! :mrgreen:
I actually had Soul Calibur II as well but gave it away as an impromptu xmas pressie in the pub last December.

Oh, I tell a lie, I still have JSRF too.
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Ed Oscuro wrote:Also, there are far more enjoyable N64 and Xbox games than you've got there.
I'm curious as to what you'd call better than Sin & Punishment on N64 as far as that kind of arcadey rail shooting action goes. I wasn't aware the N64 had anything else that compared aside from Starfox, which I've already got (great game, still gets killed by S&P on the pacing and creativity fronts). It's up there with Taroumaru as the best console action game of that generation in my book.
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I got my n64 out today and collected 40 stars on mario 64 because of this thread. I love the music on n64, its the best.
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CIT wrote:I already played Ninja Gaiden. Awesome game! Most games by Tecmo and Sega on Xbox are really good, imo. DoA3 is a favorite also. Xbox stuff is just not very high on my priority list to have around the house atm.

What do you recommend for N64? Eventhough the console was even a major letdown on release for me I played all the big name Nintendo title on it, like Mario 64, Zelda OoT, Super Smash Bros, etc. Perfect Dark was great *at the time* and Starfox 64 probably hold up really well even to this day, but in general I always found the system very much an underwhelming experience.
Sure, you named some good ones. Of course I can't guarantee you'll like anything; there's definitely a bias towards third person action games on the system.
And the controller is a fucking joke. :?
True. The framerate in some games gives me headaches too, I think.

First, take a look into getting one of the Hori controllers. It doesn't look perfect, but the design is much closer to the Dual Shock or GameCube controller, with two "wings" like most every other controller. The joystick is offset to the left and now the d-pad is in the middle. Not sure if it's a great choice for Mischief Makers but it looks serviceable.

Some more titles that I think are worth checking out might be -

Star Soldier: Vanishing Earth (one of those goofy spaceship shootan gamez, but you "score attack"?)
WinBack (not one of the best games ever but an interesting historical milestone - kind of like a very early stab at the Resident Evil 4 formula by Koei, both in gameplay and in how the story unfolds)
Other games by Rare besides Goldeneye / PD: Banjo-Kazooie (and the sequel), possibly Conker's BFD (although I recall this came out on Xbox as well; it might be better there), Donkey Kong 64, Diddy Kong Racing. I've only played the first game of these that I mention, though.
Blast Corps, for sure. I actually have a copy of it again! Jet Force Gemini got mentioned; I think Body Harvest was actually okay.
Apparently the Goemon games are worth looking up too. Not sure about Hybrid Heaven - I've had a copy for nearly ten years and never played it. One of these days.
DOOM 64 if you don't mind the controller aspect. A totally new DOOM episode, though I think one of the open source engines can finally render it faithfully enough now. Quake II isn't emulated correctly the last time I checked, but has a new campaign - good if you like your gray/blue and brown walls a lot. Actually a pretty good looking game considering the source material.
Shadowman was...interesting, some good moments buried by a terrible weapon system and the fact that the N64 was the weakest system to get a version of the game.

Quest 64 might have been panned, but Aidyn Chronicles: The First Mage was pretty unexpected. While it's more reminiscent of Ultima 9 than Morrowind (watch out either way, I guess!), it was pretty astonishing to see wide open spaces on the N64 just a few years ago. Speaking of wide open spaces, the later titles Star Wars: Rogue Squadron and Battle For Naboo pushed the system pretty far (Rogue Squadron was the first appearance of that goofy silver screen golden age Naboo Starfighter, before the movies, but since nobody knew the code to unlock it for years it remained hidden). My favorite of the Star Wars titles was Shadows of the Empire, without a doubt - not exactly clumsy, but it probably isn't on a must-have list, either. It does have some replayability in the form of rather competently done sections in different styles: On-foot sections - third person or first person depending on your choice; a nicely done snowspeeder / AT-AT battle on Hoth early in the game as well as other space sections later, and even a nicely done speeder race through the Tatooine streets; all the while you can look out for hard-to-reach Rebel insignia "challenge icons." As an added bonus, the PC version doesn't work well on newer computers, so this may be the only way to reliably play it these days.

The Atari / Midway racers (California Speed, and the Rush games, forget Cruis'n USA though) should be okay, if you were just looking for something different. At least S.F. Rush 2047 and possibly Rush 2 (yes, S.F. Rush 2047 is the third game in the series) offer some kind of challenge revolving around using crazy environmental jumps and loops to get coins scattered about, so it's somewhat more dynamic than even Cruis'n type games. Of course, the best racers on the N64 are the Extreme-G games, specifically the second one (the first is much clunkier looking and is an acquired taste at best), with its pretty awesome supersonic motorbike racing, including a great effect for breaking the sound barrier.

Last Legion UX has always had my interest since I read about it in a 1997 Nintendo Power; it never came stateside. Looks to be a poor man's Armored Core, if AC was based entirely on duels. There also was Aero Fighters Assault, which ditches the mildly successful arcade game formula for Volk and Shien in THREE DEE! Also with cool looking bosses, at least in the magazine scan. Unfortunately, seems to be slow and plays poorly.

For sure the N64 has lots of guilty pleasures - I had an emulator set up for mouse control of Turok 3 (fuck you, Project64 team for holding v1.7 hostage for so long and doing shit all with the donations anyway) although I cannot enjoy Turok 2 for more than the first couple of missions. Duke Nukem: Zero Hour was hilariously bad (but still hilariously so, and hence enjoyable enough); ditto other titles like BattleTanx and certainly Mission Impossible (famous for lots of funny little things, not the least shooting the piano player, shooting tons of rockets from your hands whilst atop a train, those famous Mission Impossible electric floors, the deadly Langley pharmacy shelves, falling straight down an air shaft onto your face after wildly swinging back and forth, a pretty wide-open Russian sub base level, and making it ambiguous whether Ethan Hunt sounds 2000 years old, if he hears the voice of Mr. Phelps in his head at random times, or if the developers are trying to speak directly to you when you do bad things).

Tetrisphere! Also, Xena: Warrior Princess: The Talisman of Fate: Too many fucking colons in our title.

Looking through the complete list of games on Wikipedia, it's stunning to see how many of the good games were Nintendo titles, especially if you add in the second-party releases like the Rare games. Yet there are many lesser known Nintendo releases of promising quality, and still many other famous names crop up at unexpected ways. Of course, there is a lot of really bad stuff, and too much from franchises you'd think would know better.
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Ed Oscuro wrote:Also, there are far more enjoyable N64 and Xbox games than you've got there.
I'm curious as to what you'd call better than Sin & Punishment on N64 as far as that kind of arcadey rail shooting action goes. I wasn't aware the N64 had anything else that compared aside from Starfox, which I've already got (great game, still gets killed by S&P on the pacing and creativity fronts). It's up there with Taroumaru as the best console action game of that generation in my book.
I plead a parsing error, if you please. ("More" in this case is intended to mean "more in number than these.") I haven't screwed around much with S&P, but I have two complete copies of it...
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Oh damn, sorry. :lol:

I already listed my small but treasured N64 library... as far as my Xbox goes it's much the same. Five or six games that I'll always keep the system around for (NG Black, PD Orta, Gunvalkyrie, JSRF, both Otogis and OutRun 2006). I regard all my consoles as disposable equipment, so I don't mind having a few like the N64, XB and GC with NO GAMES. All about the small but rigorously selective multi-system library that I can transport in a couple of holdalls if a hurricane tears my house's roof off (again).

Completing any system's library for the sake of it, on the other hand, is a mild personal vision of hell. There's tons of crap on all of them, then the mediocre stuff, then the great stuff in genres I don't play... blah.
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You guys would laugh at my crappy video game collection (I think it's around 80 games total across 6 consoles and three handhelds), which isn't in any condition to speak of since I tear through that s*** until it's beat-to-hell. "Good condition" is not part of my phraseology 8)
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BIL wrote:Sin & Punishment would justify a Jaguar for me
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For me, the Mega CD's 2D-heavy library is far beyond the Nintendo 64's. I think for many Nintendo platforms, a lot of the appeal depends on how much you enjoy Nintendo games. For someone like me who doesn't understand Zelda, doesn't enjoy rail shooters, doesn't like most FPS, and isn't a fan of "treasure hunt" games, there's no real fondness for the system.

One of the most underrated N64 games is World Driver Championship. It was almost completely neglected amongst all the Cruis'n, Rush, and plethora of other racing games for the N64 (not to mention GT and R4 for PS) but it's probably the best looking and feeling game for the system.

Super Robot Wars 64 was the first in the series to use some polygons but they mesh well with the 2D sprites and portraits. This game was released during a stretch when SRW games had a poor reputation for battle animation loading times. As an N64 game, SRW64 naturally had none.

As for guilty pleasures, I enjoy much of the N64's surprisingly large proportion of fighting games but it's shocking how so many of them (even Flying Dragon / Hiryu no Ken Twin, one of my favorites) control so poorly (and that's not even counting the atrocious controller itself). I actually like Bomberman Hero and Quest 64 too, but that's a story for another day.
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