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chempop
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I'm pretty sure I just realized why Jesus invented the Holy Hand Grenade.
Just think for a moment, you see a chicken crossing the street (why, I can not answer), chances are TLB is near!
You definitely would want to blow that egg eating chicken-fucker to kingdom come.
But let's be honest, TLB or not, just the thought of his sorry ass is enough reason to go bombing shit indiscriminately.
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You know, that really DOESN'T look like a rabbit - ordinary, or otherwise. Maybe he's about to lay an egg.

Top Contributors to Greenhouse Gases, 1975 data

- Cows
- Holy hand grenade expellant*
- Bad eggs

* it was a word back then
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