I like the use of the word gay because I know the difference between it meaning happy, homosexual, or lame so I pick gay because I'm not an oversensitive pussy and love free speech! +1 for self expression and the ability to differentiate between words that have multiple uses.
Aside from that I'm not really sure what else to say in this thread. Tanning beds are even crazier than whatever that chick is wearing. Might be excrement of some kind...