I'm drunk thread!

[Drachenherz]

I like being drunk. I like shmups. They don't mix. There's going to have to be a descision here sometime soon.

Quit shmups.



(I'll give you this advice ONLY tonite) (hence the "fuckity fuck fuck")

[Marc]

It also doesn't help that my last eyes test was three years ago and I know they're fucked. Beer+wonky eyes+bullet hell=frustration. Or, thanks to the beer, just laughing at how fucking pathetic that last death really was.

[Drachenherz]

It also doesn't help that my last eyes test was three years ago and I know they're fucked. Beer+wonky eyes+bullet hell=frustration. Or, thanks to the beer, just laughing at how fucking pathetic that last death really was.

Well, just wait until you got your completely fluke drunk clear of the game you're playing... Then you'll see with *ahem* other eyes... *lol*

(I'm looking at you, Mushi Futari BL Original *gg*)

[Drachenherz]

Now... considering my... Rather... inebriated state atm...

Shall I play some DDP DFK? Or better Esp II? Or should I just stick to posting BS here on these boards?

Shmups forum, please tell me what to do.

[dunpeal2064]

EspII, make your eyes bleed with joy.

Post here in between.

[Drachenherz]

EspII, make your eyes bleed with joy.

Post here in between.

Will do!

[Drachenherz]

1st credti...

Getting butt raped...

Butt realising... That there's more to the patterns than meet s the conscious eye...

Interesting.
Some more wine... and the next credit.

[Drachenherz]

Credot 2... getting buttraped even faster... but realising... the patterns are so beautiful! If I only could grasp an react or even preempt on them (or whatever the word in englisch for "vorrausschauen" is")

[Drachenherz]

Credit 3... not getting past first half of stage 2... this is ridicoulus... but... funny... somehow... I think I'm getting the game-mechanics more than before... because I don't give shit whether I die or not... This let's me analize the game better... (But in the meantime... I get anal-ized by the game. Wellcome to caves bullet anal-hell...)

[Drachenherz]

Credit Nr.4... Fuck it .... this is getting to DTP-Levels... dying even before level 2 midboss... Oh fuckityfuck... need another glass of wine...

(the decision to get this in HD for the pad crystalizes in my hazed brain... oh fuck... there goe another 14 francs...)

[Drachenherz]

credit nr. 5.

I think I want to shoot myself...

A fuck it, another glass...

Here we gooooooo...

[Drachenherz]

Credit Nr. 6...

I think I'm going to quit playing shmups altogether...

[Drachenherz]

Thuck... drunk enogh to buy esp ii hd and ddp dfk hd on the iPad 3...
yes...

those 2 games cost a fucking fortune considering other iOS games...

But as I^m drunk as I'm never gonna get agai n (I think), now's a good time to fucking buy gthose bames hehe

[xbl0x180]

I like being drunk. I like shmups. They don't mix. There's going to have to be a descision here sometime soon.

Start drinking heavily, buy a bunch of special edition copies of Otomedius Excellent, and wake up with those dirty waifu pillows

[mrsmiley381]

I like being drunk. I like shmups. They don't mix. There's going to have to be a descision here sometime soon.

Start drinking heavily, buy a bunch of special edition copies of Otomedius Excellent, and wake up with those dirty waifu pillows

My girlfriend came to Gamestop with me to buy that game on release. The clerks don't look at you funny if you're not a giant disgusting neckbeard. Still never opening that fucking pillow case.

Should play it some more. Wasn't really as bad as everyone said, terrible bullet contrast and DLC fuckery aside.

[njiska]

Learned a valuable lesson this week. Do not stay up till 5am drinking 9% beer and playing Super Punch-out!! when you need to be into the office for 8am. Dear god was that a rough training session.

[mesh control]

Fuck you nerds!
Going to the wine bar with the cute geologist!!!!!!


::D

[mesh control]

She ditched me, but she has to work tomorrow morning anyways. I got her number so that's a plus and may get a drink with her anyways. Drinking an old guardian it's good.

[drauch]

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!

[mesh control]

Oh how I want to I want to I wanto

[mesh control]

Kind of disappointed that she didn't call or whatever but I'll shoot her an email tomorrow. She shouldnt have nuch to do mining is do slow atm. She gave me. A current card with her credentials student artist geologist Lola


Nom nom nom nom nom nom nGoddamit I m as drunk

[CMoon]

Old guardian is awesome. Good luck with geologist chick. Unfortunately the one female geologist I know terrifies the shit out of me in a horrible way (completely bi-polar, angry all the time, megalomaniac tendencies), so that aint gonna happen. Most guys are single because they are unlucky, not persistent enough (don't even give a shit anymore), or are just losers. Most woman are single because they are FUCKING CRAZY! Good luck, we're all counting on you.

[mesh control]

I'll bring her coxlcteau twins records.!3vtyo be love Elizabeth frSer except for redneck princka

[mesh control]

Fucking too irerd to play ewprae

[xbl0x180]

Old guardian is awesome. Good luck with geologist chick. Unfortunately the one female geologist I know terrifies the shit out of me in a horrible way (completely bi-polar, angry all the time, megalomaniac tendencies), so that aint gonna happen. Most guys are single because they are unlucky, not persistent enough (don't even give a shit anymore), or are just losers. Most women are single because they are FUCKING CRAZY! Good luck, we're all counting on you.

Great, I am combination of all three! And there's the fourth problem between expectations and reality - the girls I expect to date are not the ones who will actually date me Coincidentally, I've met a few cute and cool female geologists within the past 12 months. One thing for sure, don't e-mail to ask a girl out; that s*** doesn't work. You have to pick up the telephone and call them to gauge their interest level by their pitch and tone of voice (you just can't get that through e-mail).

[mesh control]

I'll email her just to chat. Already asked her out anyways.
Last weekend when I was working we just laid back in the office and browsed YouTube and tumblr. In otherwords she is probably not doing anything at work today.

[CMoon]

I know its early, but I have the day off. Spent a couple hours cooking indian food and drank a bomber of Pretty Things' Yagababa (sylvian porter), and am working on a bomber of Old Guardian.

[Illyrian]

Lemme te,l you sometyhuign this thread is the sht lolz i';ve had like 8 despaeatarodos and tjey're awesome!"!¬!!¬!

[CMoon]

This is the best thread on the shmup forum. There needs to be a new drunk section. Like, on-topic, high (hehe) scores, trading, off-topic, and drunk, only drunk will be the only section anyone ever really goes to. High scores will reflect the number of beers/shots/other substances you had in succession, perhaps with score multipliers. I'm scared of the users that never post here, they are too hardcore for me. But everyone else, no matter how much of an asshole they are, must at some time come to the watering hole and be a real human being.

[Illyrian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX5Sz4il ... plpp_video

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