Jesus

burgerkingdiamond · Post by **burgerkingdiamond** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:35 am

http://imgur.com/a/0Ut3h

Funniest ever.
I'm struggling to not burst out giggling like a little girl at work.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:46 am

"tell them anyway"

The "drill a hole" one is the best.

Necronopticous · Post by **Necronopticous** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:19 am

My favorite: "why are you shaking your arm?...LOL"

guigui · Post by **guigui** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:34 am

"Drill a hole in your hand ..." is fun too.

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:40 am

Who is Jesus?

Friendly · Post by **Friendly** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:11 am

CIT wrote:Who is Jesus?

A) A hippie who lived ~2,000 years ago and who had some kind of brain damage that made him believe to be the son of the Jewish god.

B) A fictionalized character invented ~70 years after the death of the guy mentioned in A)
which you have to pretend to believe in if you want to become US-president

C)The guy who mows the lawn for the people who pretend to believe in B) so they can become president

edit: typos

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:15 am

Thanks for clarifying that. Sounds like Jesus is a dumbass!

nem · Post by **nem** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:57 am

Funniest thing I've seen in a while

"tell them anyway" had me laughing out loud

Drum · Post by **Drum** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:07 pm

I like 'I brought you another one' and 'do a Batman symbol' best.

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:34 pm

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:41 pm

CIT wrote:Who is Jesus?

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:37 pm

Cool. I've hung out with Jesus a couple of times in Tokyo.

antron · Post by **antron** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:13 pm

CIT wrote:Who is Jesus?

Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organic foods.
He believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes.
Long hair, beard and sandals and a funky bunch of friends.
Reckon they'd just nail him up if He come down again.

'Cos everybody's got to have somebody to look down on.
Who they can feel better than at anytime they please.
Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on.
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me.

-from Kris Kristofferson's, Jesus Was a Capricorn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCdfYkUPvTs

shmuppyLove · Post by **shmuppyLove** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:40 pm

Carpet's the only thing you'll ever lay, Carl.

burgerkingdiamond · Post by **burgerkingdiamond** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:43 pm

hahaha GP.

what is that from?

Obiwanshinobi · Post by **Obiwanshinobi** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:21 pm

The soundtrack.

Estebang · Post by **Estebang** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:47 pm

dunpeal2064 · Post by **dunpeal2064** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:01 pm

burgerkingdiamond · Post by **burgerkingdiamond** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:50 pm

Estebang wrote:

what is this?

Ex-Cyber · Post by **Ex-Cyber** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:24 am

Leader Bee · Post by **Leader Bee** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:37 am

antron · Post by **antron** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:38 am

the road to ruin lied down dem' nunchucks..

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:04 am

burgerkingdiamond wrote:
Estebang wrote:
what is this?

That is a Famicom adventure game.

The first thing you asked about is from this:
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=33811

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:46 pm

Ed Oscuro wrote:
burgerkingdiamond wrote:
Estebang wrote:
what is this?
That is a MSX 2 adventure game.

fixed!

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:19 pm

I'm blind, lol

But it did come out on Famicom as well.

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