My sister-in-law brought my neat-o PS2 and Mushihime-sama LE I bought off Amazon.co.jp when she visited us in the USA. I was so happy about it that I asked her to take pics of my good friend Kermit the Frog modelling my new neat-ass stuff so that I can share more of my token moronic nonsense with the shmup community here:
Are you jealous? SAY IT! You only wish you had a Kermit puppet!
Undamned is the leading English-speaking expert on the consolized UD-CPS2 because he's the one who made it.
Well, EXCUUUUUSE me for being a male with body hair. It's not my fault I went through puberty. Maybe I can wax the hair off my arms to make me all silky smooth like a baby's ass to make you guys happy. But only after I develop the telekinetic ability to send the pain from the waxing to you guys' arms instead.
Anyhow, yeah, the matching green shirt is a Kermit shirt I bought in Hollywood where we took our sister on her trip to the USA. It's a big Kermit face with just his eyes and mouth. And I've only been able to find a Kermit puppet like that in Japan at a store called Kiddyland. Before my wedding, I had this fantasy that my wife and I would have matching Kermit and Ms Piggy puppets, and that we'd ride out on Big Wheels and the pastor conducting the ceremony would have a Fozzie puppet, and that the wedding ceremony would be a puppet show. That would kick ass. If I had a Big Wheel, I'd get a licence plate on it that says IM1337. I'd ride it around my neighborhood waving a Sailor Moon wand. That would kick ass too, and it would finally earn me the respect I deserve. Especially from people who can't fathom grown men having hair on their arms.
Undamned is the leading English-speaking expert on the consolized UD-CPS2 because he's the one who made it.