My Drawer at Work

[MX7]

Past exam papers
Unmarked coursework
Pens I've stolen off students
Korean rice tea
Non branded Lemsip rip off sachet
Generic teacher bumf
Fag packets, filters, knackered lighters, crumpled cigarette papers

Actually I don't even have a drawer at work, all this crap is just smeared over the staffroom.

[Leader Bee]

Past exam papers
Unmarked coursework
Pens I've stolen off students
Korean rice tea
Non branded Lemsip rip off sachet
Generic teacher bumf
Fag packets, filters, knackered lighters, crumpled cigarette papers

Actually I don't even have a drawer at work, all this crap is just smeared over the staffroom.

One thing i've been curious about teachers... When you confiscate stuff off kids (porn and suchlike) is it instantly detroyed, kept as evidence or passed around the other teachers in the staffroom for fun?

[MX7]

One thing i've been curious about teachers... When you confiscate stuff off kids (porn and suchlike) is it instantly detroyed, kept as evidence or passed around the other teachers in the staffroom for fun?

Usually it's passed around the staffroom and then sent to the principal so he can deal with it. Thankfully it's not something I've had to deal with directly, other than the odd mobile phone.

Anyway this thread is now about people you fancy at work. My person I fancy at work is called Lindsey and she teaches A Level English Literature. She is six foot tall and has feathery blonde hair and huge blue eyes and legs like a gazelle. She's really posh and I find myself always running to the canteen to get her coffee. I probably wouldn't fancy her if she wasn't a teacher but she is so I do. <3

[Skykid]

I probably wouldn't fancy her if she wasn't a teacher but she is so I do. <3

Lol, sounds like you're in the right profession Mike!

[CptRansom]

I don't fancy anyone I work with because they're all either uninteresting, unattractive, or taken. Being a teacher sucks for picking up women, unless I'm just doing it horrible wrong (likely).

[Leader Bee]

Fancy is a strong word in my book. It invokes a concept to me that means I know that person well and have more feeling towards them than just because of their looks; for me to fancy someone they have to have more value than just nice looks.

Saying that, theres a great looking girl started in the office who i'll probably never speak to regardless of her being only a few feet away from me due to the fact she works in a department we don't need to deal with. She's got a cute smile and to be honest it's hard not to look over and gawk without feeling like a pervert, even worse if she looks back because I feel like i'm then being judged.

There are nice looking girls on my team too but nice looks do not make a nice girl and quite honestly theres at least one on my team I hate with venomous passion. Theres another girl in the office that really isn't something special at all but for some reason i've got the hots for her too... my question to you is; Have you got any in-appropriate or weird crushes?

[MX7]

I probably wouldn't fancy her if she wasn't a teacher but she is so I do. <3

Lol, sounds like you're in the right profession Mike!

I know, in retrospect it was a fantastic idea

[shmuppyLove]

Anyway this thread is now about people you fancy at work.

I thought it was about questionable taste in toys and literature?

[MX7]

Anyway this thread is now about people you fancy at work.

I thought it was about questionable taste in toys and literature?

It is all things to all people.

[DEL]

I made sure I had NO DRAWER under my desk, even though they were available.
Reason being, one of my worker drone colleagues turned up to work one morning and found his drawers EMPTY.
He said "Oh Shit I'm Fired."
He had been and they'd taken the contents of his drawers upstairs to the HR's room

So I kept no drawer.

From that point, I would goad my co-worker drones every morning when they came in, pointing at their drawers for them to check whether they were empty

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Only thing I had on my desk was a ski postcard with a rear view of a skier girl in a thong with a large ass.
I used to lend it out to other worker drones for 5 mins a time.

[drauch]

I found a very detailed drawing of a penis (that I drew in someone's notepad weeks ago) and a broken pocket knife in my drawer today. Good things come to drawers that wait.

[Vexorg]

Furthermore I would like to say that although I have never seen MLP I do enjoy watching other "Childrens" programs and would be interested in knowing if anyone else has what may be considered a guilty pleasure; Here's some of mine:

- Sesame Street & The Muppets
- Spongebob
- Lazytown
- Fraggle Rock (there's a trend here: Feel the Jim Henson love<3 )

Here's a couple I'll sneak in every so often:
- Phineas and Ferb
- The Fairly Oddparents
- The Powerpuff Girls
- Dexter's Laboratory

[njiska]

Furthermore I would like to say that although I have never seen MLP I do enjoy watching other "Childrens" programs and would be interested in knowing if anyone else has what may be considered a guilty pleasure; Here's some of mine:

- Sesame Street & The Muppets
- Spongebob
- Lazytown
- Fraggle Rock (there's a trend here: Feel the Jim Henson love<3 )

Here's a couple I'll sneak in every so often:
- Phineas and Ferb
- The Fairly Oddparents
- The Powerpuff Girls
- Dexter's Laboratory

Ah, Phineas and Ferb is an awesome show. Surprisingly I first learned of it while on vacation in Cuba. Knew someone who went on to a Halloween party as Perry the Platypus. Did the hat bit and everything.

[rapoon]

back to ladies at work -

there's a girl down the way with the juiciest, most perfectly shaped ass. And when (not if) the day comes I leave
this shithole, first thing to do on the way out is get a greasy handful of that booty, then run away.
....failing that I'm going to tongue punch her fartbox.

[jonny5]

back to ladies at work -

there's a girl down the way with the juiciest, most perfectly shaped ass. And when (not if) the day comes I leave
this shithole, first thing to do on the way out is get a greasy handful of that booty, then run away.
....failing that I'm going to tongue punch her fartbox.

Haha, sounds like the girl in my purchasing dept. Like 5 feet tall with an ass that makes me dizzy!
High point of my work day every time she walks past!

[shmuppyLove]

back to ladies at work -

there's a girl down the way with the juiciest, most perfectly shaped ass. And when (not if) the day comes I leave
this shithole, first thing to do on the way out is get a greasy handful of that booty, then run away.
....failing that I'm going to tongue punch her fartbox.

Haha, sounds like the girl in my purchasing dept. Like 5 feet tall with an ass that makes me dizzy!
High point of my work day every time she walks past!

You dog! I want pics

[replayme]

i work at a gym, and because of the nature of my job, i get to talk to them.

i think i must fall in "love" about a thousand times a day.