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Vurpa wrote:Haven't gone through the entire thread but can mention Killer Klowns from outer space
Yo, Killer Clowns is awesome!
idchappy wrote: I thought it was good at the time, i was only 12 though :lol: .
I do remember it being kinda cheesy :lol:
I watched some clips. It's utter garbage. :)

Most amazing thing is, if you check out the directors IMDB info, he's responsible for storyboarding and in some cases writing/directing all of our best loved 80's cartoon shows, from Captain N to Turtles! :shock:
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Skykid wrote:
Vurpa wrote:Haven't gone through the entire thread but can mention Killer Klowns from outer space
Yo, Killer Clowns is awesome!
idchappy wrote: I thought it was good at the time, i was only 12 though :lol: .
I do remember it being kinda cheesy :lol:
I watched some clips. It's utter garbage. :)

Most amazing thing is, if you check out the directors IMDB info, he's responsible for storyboarding and in some cases writing/directing all of our best loved 80's cartoon shows, from Captain N to Turtles! :shock:
Hmm, them 80's drugs must have got the better of him by the time he made that tosh then :lol:
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Skykid wrote:
Vurpa wrote:Haven't gone through the entire thread but can mention Killer Klowns from outer space
Yo, Killer Clowns is awesome!
idchappy wrote: I thought it was good at the time, i was only 12 though :lol: .
I do remember it being kinda cheesy :lol:
I watched some clips. It's utter garbage. :)

Most amazing thing is, if you check out the directors IMDB info, he's responsible for storyboarding and in some cases writing/directing all of our best loved 80's cartoon shows, from Captain N to Turtles! :shock:
The Dickie's theme song was awesome!
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Does Big Trouble In Little China count? :lol:
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Limbrooke wrote:The original "Clash of the Titans" is a real piece of garbage.
You're doing it wrong.

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I suggest The Holy Mountain, but it's badness is also in the eye of the beholder. Apparantly!
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circuitface wrote:I suggest The Holy Mountain, but it's badness is also in the eye of the beholder. Apparantly!
I've never watched a Jodoworsky film sober.

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I dont know if its been mentioned here already, but "Chinese Torture Chamber Story" definitely falls on the awesome bad film slot.

It has also that infamous flying mid-air kung-fu sex sequence that everyone has seen clips of.
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MJR wrote:I dont know if its been mentioned here already, but "Chinese Torture Chamber Story" definitely falls on the awesome bad film slot.

It has also that infamous flying mid-air kung-fu sex sequence that everyone has seen clips of.
this sounds juicy, so to say. also reminds me that "horny house of horrors" is still on it's way to having subtitles. i can't wait for that stupidity
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circuitface wrote:
I suggest The Holy Mountain, but it's badness is also in the eye of the beholder. Apparantly!
wat. I'd never have thjought that anybody might find this film trashy... I can see how people fail to connect with it (it is admittedly a very subjective experience), but trash? Come on.
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ChurchOfSolipsism wrote:
circuitface wrote:
I suggest The Holy Mountain, but it's badness is also in the eye of the beholder. Apparantly!
wat. I'd never have thjought that anybody might find this film trashy... I can see how people fail to connect with it (it is admittedly a very subjective experience), but trash? Come on.
I'm glad that there are Jodorowsky admirers on this forum! Holy Mountain and El Topo are some of the most memorable movies ever made.
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The films of Alejandro Jodorowsky do not belong in this thread
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ChurchOfSolipsism wrote:
circuitface wrote:
I suggest The Holy Mountain, but it's badness is also in the eye of the beholder. Apparantly!
wat. I'd never have thjought that anybody might find this film trashy... I can see how people fail to connect with it (it is admittedly a very subjective experience), but trash? Come on.
I didn't call it trashy. My quote was from another user that said the original Clash of the Titans was garbage. If anything I labeled it as 'awesomely bad'... and it is, otherwise I wouldn't have watched it 3 or 4 times now. I find the whole thing to be very pretentious and artsy fartsy in a mommie-look-what-I-did kinda way. It's hilarious.

Metaphors and metaphorical imagery are wonderful storytelling devices but the movie overuses them to the point of ridiculousness. It works better if you find a way to fit the message and imagery into the context of reality instead of just going balls out creating what will outwardly appear as just a bunch of weirdness to the untrained eye. Not a very effective way of getting your message across to the simple-minded, am I right?

The whole movie is telling people to elevate themselves beyond their worldly desires and such, it even provides us with as many examples of human weakness as there are planets in the sky. The more simple minded someone is, the more susceptible to those weaknesses they'll be. If you want the average individual to take you seriously, you put it to them in a way they can understand and identify with. So, in effect, the movie comes off like Jodorowsky was trying to impress instead of get a message across.

I'm not trying to down on the guy. It was like what, the late sixties? Early seventies? Nobody had done anything like that back then, so thumbs up for ballsiness. I'm sure he wet a few hippie chick's panties and all he had to do was kill a few frogs and lizards on camera. It isn't selfish and ignorant to do that btw, as the value of life works on a scale of whether you are human or not. For instance, if you were born as a monkey or dog it would be perfectly acceptable for me to snap your neck on camera if it meant I was getting a message across and collecting a paycheck. You could even call it art.

I dislike it when people see nudity, blood, & feces on film and automatically equivalate it too 'genius'. In reality, most people who like the movie are probably just getting off to the anti-Chrisitian imagery of Jesus shitting in a candy dish. My personal favorite is the girl fucking a mountain though, makes me lol every time. If there's any genius to it, it's because the film finds a way to appeal to your base instincts all the while disguising itself as art. Like that dick statue in A Clockwork Orange, another over rated 'masterpiece'.

That said, I'm planning on checking out El Topo soon.
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I was thinking and I wanted to add, in the movie's defense, it does excel at being visually interesting and provocative. It's a breathe of fresh air compared to most of the simplistic stuff we are usually treated too. Movies are a visual medium after all, and it's good to see something like this exists.

I also really loved Jodorowsky's responses in a recent interview where he was asked about the Occupy movement.
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The FP will be movie of the year for me. march 16 select theaters, and yes it's real. i can't link the real trailer since it has titties, here is the cut trailor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm3p0aNr ... plpp_video


and then there is this masterpiece which i will be watching later today. can't wait to enjoy such a garbage ass movie with some close friends who appreciate these marvels

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRQXtWuQ ... plpp_video
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nash87 wrote:and then there is this masterpiece which i will be watching later today. can't wait to enjoy such a garbage ass movie with some close friends who appreciate these marvels

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRQXtWuQ ... plpp_video
Eh you may want to revise that link -- the Super Inframan clip is fantastic, the one that follows it in the playlist is definitely not. It was two dudes dry humping on a bunk bed????????????? :shock: :shock:
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it turns out to be 12 guys dry humping if you watch the whole thing. click the 2nd link for the 2nd video. i don't know how i copied a play list, it's up to you if you wanna keep watching. i fav and like some weird shit
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Could anyone tell me what movie is this from?

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moozooh wrote:Could anyone tell me what movie is this from?

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holy shiiiiiiiiiit: Over A Cliff 2: The HIPWIGGLE

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My favorite part of that fragment is how she (it?) continues wiggling already after the transformation. :lol: I hope I can find what movie it's from and certainly hope it's not the only good thing in it.
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someone please find the movie that gif is from. shit must be seen!
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Yeah...we need to know ASAP. This is the best gif ever.
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I spent ages (15 mins...) searching at work yesterday. couldn't find shit cept more ppl asking
who that ass shaking asian girl is and what movie.

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I'm thinking the GIF might be from that movie where all the girls are mutants with animal body parts, but I've forgotten the title. Saw it in JB Hifi the other day along with ROBOGEISHA and other wacky titles.
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moozooh wrote:Could anyone tell me what movie is this from?

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A friend of mine said it's from Kikaider. I haven't checked them myself, though.
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Found it utilizing my beastly google skills:

Its from episode 24 of Android Kikaider entitled `Majou no Onna?? Momoiroarumajiro` (Devil Woman?? Pink Armadillo). You can enjoy it here.
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I like the bit when the guy gets rolled off the bridge by Pink Armadillo Woman. I've felt like doing that to people myself. :lol:
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NTSC-J, you are the bests.
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thx ntsc-j
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