The MOST SCREWED UP EBAY AUCTION EVER!!!

ThirdStrike · Post by **ThirdStrike** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:22 pm

Jesus friggin christ after I read this I almost shite myself

http://cgi.ebay.com/X-MEN-Vs-sTREET-FIG ... dZViewItem

Someone please help JUANITO

This is CLASSIC

ResOGlas · Post by **ResOGlas** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:34 pm

I don't want to buy something that a filthy hobo touched. Jaunito looks like he just finished jacking off in some filthy hobo hut.

Edit: I was hugged by a hobo once. True story, no shit. I ran home and took a long shower with a scotch brite pad.

Nemo · Post by **Nemo** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:39 pm

Wow, I didn't know this site was so hobophobic.

Dewclaw · Post by **Dewclaw** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:43 pm

Wow! That's the ugliest cps2 game I've ever seen. Bet it'll go for cheap though. I don't see anything wrong with Juanito, his pants are very clean.

thesuperkillerxxx · Post by **thesuperkillerxxx** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:58 pm

Bumfights quality comedy gold!!!!

uwfan · Post by **uwfan** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:44 pm

WTF!!!

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:52 pm

Ich bin konfus.

BAD · Post by **BAD** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:49 am

Jesus fucking Christ, man...what the hell?

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:01 am

Oh please, there was a guy on Ebay a few months ago who put up for auction a waffle he had burned and which he claimed had the image of Elvis's face on it. There were OVER 50 bids on this tning.

Then there was the (yes this was the actual acution title) "Big Red Box of Top-Secret Shredded Documents."

There's a lot dumber auctions on Ebay every day then that PCB.

BAD · Post by **BAD** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:12 am

I think the grammar was worse than the auction itsself! It seems like that guy couldn't compose a correct sentence to save his life. Oh man, I was almost on the floor laughing because it sounded so bad...

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:33 am

Nemo wrote:Wow, I didn't know this site was so hobophobic.

*rimshot*

LoneSage · Post by **LoneSage** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:50 am

*pours Colt 40*

That one goes out to my holmes, juanito.

ThirdStrike · Post by **ThirdStrike** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:07 am

Only a Dollar for Juanito's Xmen Vs Sf ?

The guy says it works.

Both Juanito and The Xmen Vs SF

I wonder which one has earned more money in their life?

Bloodreign · Post by **Bloodreign** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:11 pm

The page for this auction is strangely set up like a KLOV page, Juanito won't take this money though, he didn't work for it.

PaCrappa · Post by **PaCrappa** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:48 pm

ResOGlas wrote:I don't want to buy something that a filthy hobo touched. Jaunito looks like he just finished jacking off in some filthy hobo hut.

Edit: I was hugged by a hobo once. True story, no shit. I ran home and took a long shower with a scotch brite pad.

You are a judgmental sissy. So saith PaCrappa. Judgement has been dispensed.

Pa

PaCrappa · Post by **PaCrappa** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:52 pm

BAD wrote:I think the grammar was worse than the auction itsself! It seems like that guy couldn't compose a correct sentence to save his life. Oh man, I was almost on the floor laughing because it sounded so bad...

Doesn't look like you're any master of the language either. Says in plain English "Member since Dec-26-01 in Mexico" right on the guy's page. I dunno about you, but his English easily wastes on my Spanish.

Pa

Icecap Veiwin · Post by **Icecap Veiwin** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:32 pm

That's...creepy. I'd be willing to give the hobo guy money though. I mean, anything to help him out. Unless he uses it to buy like...illegal weapons.

Dylan1CC · Post by **Dylan1CC** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:32 am

This ebay dealer looks like one of the many smelly freaks I encountered during my first trip to La back in May '02 when I went to E3.

And uh, he might want to dust that CPS2 off just a bit.

BAD · Post by **BAD** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:02 am

PaCrappa wrote:
BAD wrote:I think the grammar was worse than the auction itsself! It seems like that guy couldn't compose a correct sentence to save his life. Oh man, I was almost on the floor laughing because it sounded so bad...
Doesn't look like you're any master of the language either. Says in plain English "Member since Dec-26-01 in Mexico" right on the guy's page. I dunno about you, but his English easily wastes on my Spanish.

Pa

Exactly, you don't know about me, so don't act like you do.

Minzoku · Post by **Minzoku** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:47 pm

Nemo wrote:Wow, I didn't know this site was so hobophobic.

lollolol

dave4shmups wrote:Oh please, there was a guy on Ebay a few months ago who put up for auction a waffle he had burned and which he claimed had the image of Elvis's face on it. There were OVER 50 bids on this tning.

What about the ROFLwaffles?

JBC · Post by **JBC** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:03 am

Hey! Juanito! I know that muthafucka! He owes me 5 dollas!

UnscathedFlyingObject · Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:32 am

ResOGlas wrote:Edit: I was hugged by a hobo once. True story, no shit. I ran home and took a long shower with a scotch brite pad.

Holy crap. This has happened to me too. Damn hobo went behind me, hugged me, touched my crotch (!!! f*ck), and said "I love you." And yes, I also used a scotch brite pad and showered for like an hour. Well, not on my balls 'cause that's just crazy.

When my family heard about it, they burst laughing. Man, was I mad.

incognoscente · Post by **incognoscente** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:39 am

Don't see a reason to give the following its own topic, so I'll add it to this thread:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 8220062535

edit: I guess I should mention that if you work in an extremely strict (probably American) office, you might not want to look at that. No nudity, though.

mrMagenta · Post by **mrMagenta** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:00 pm

hahahaa! hugging hobos. that´s bizarre ownage

Bingo · Post by **Bingo** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:59 pm

Gotta love how he says it's rarely been used (about four times) and then goes on to proclaim he'd been using it all the time and got bored of it. Then again, everything on ebay is mint/a spare and never been used, bought for my niece who already had one or my grandma who didn't want it. Oh, and RARE too.

SFKhoa · Post by **SFKhoa** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:24 pm

Screw the wheels.... BOOBIES!

kidneythief · Post by **kidneythief** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 3:50 pm

why does it look like theres stubble on her bewbs.

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:34 am

Does Juanito personally deliver it? I wanna meet Juanito! XD

Juanito vs. Rufus in Bumfights FOR THE WIN.

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