Can someone please translate the Kamui menu?

[Captain]

Ghegs, the link on the other page is dead.


So can someone translate the menu?

or tell me which option is for difficulty at least?

[Klatrymadon]

You're avvin a fackin' larf, intcha?

Here you go.

This is from the same page.

[nZero]

Seriously, not only is the information in the thread you were linked to before, but you could have just replied to the existing thread in the case that it wasn't instead of opening yet another new one.