Events you hope you'll live long enough to see

[Moniker]

I'm starting to worry that someone from shmupsforum is going to pull a 12 Monkeys.

[Arcade Legends 3]

[NZA]

I once saw a comedian joke about pussy being sold in a can. I don't know the logistics of this, but should it happen, I want to be there.

Also, I want a lie detector test that can be administered without physical contact, something like a Dragon Ball power level scanner.

[drauch]

^^^^http://nawtythings.com/formen3c.html

Uhhhhhhhhh. Don't click this. It's obviously vagina in a can.

[xbl0x180]

Also, I want a lie detector test that can be administered without physical contact, something like a Dragon Ball power level scanner.

Isn't that called "body language" and "microexpressions"

[Arcade Legends 3]

Stop with the vagina-things, guys!
A large part of the fans of STGs are asexual, including me.
What is so about the vagina? I am not virgin - and what?
Are you guys drunk, or what...

p.s. Are you virgin, guys?

[NZA]

Also, I want a lie detector test that can be administered without physical contact, something like a Dragon Ball power level scanner.

Isn't that called "body language" and "microexpressions"

I don't want to have to learn a skill, I just want a device to do the work, and to be more thorough than a polygraph. I imagine it could remotely scan brain waves, and verbal and facial cues all at the same time.

[Gus]

p.s. Are you virgin, guys?

Yes.

[Arcade Legends 3]

Gus, you are a brave man. Have you played Brave Blade?
I lost my virginity on 22; I was just lucky. But if you, my friend, are under 30 - you must not worry.
Yet, a 35-year old virgin is somehow strange. If we are not speaking of Newton - as Scott would have said.

[NTSC-J]

Stop with the vagina-things, guys!
A large part of the fans of STGs are asexual, including me.

[NZA]

Stop with the vagina-things, guys!
A large part of the fans of STGs are asexual, including me.

When I saw his comment, I didn't even know how to respond. Progear is fun and all, but I didn't sign up to become a eunuch...

[xbl0x180]

If I had my druthers I'd be getting some right now rather than posting here or playing shoot-'em-ups

[Super Laydock]

- Beer becoming a human right.

Jimmy Carter made homebrewing legal, that's about is close as you are going to get, unless you mean beer coming out of public drinking fountains, etc.

- Free access to beer becoming a human right

sounds much better to me indeed.

If I had my druthers I'd be getting some right now rather than posting here or playing shoot-'em-ups

Alizee should cure all asexuality. She was so damn hot in this performance.

[dan76]

The death of all religion

For humans to stop breeding like rabbits

For tv and films to just stop, take stock and start again

For Star Wars Trilogy Arcade to be ported/emulated on the Wii

For me to stay the night in a John Lautner house, drive a 1978 Lotus Esprite and get a dog

[drauch]

I want to live long enough to see Alizee do that performance in my house, but as a sex android that I bought.

[Gus]

Stop with the vagina-things, guys!
A large part of the fans of STGs are asexual, including me.
What is so about the vagina? I am not virgin - and what?
Are you guys drunk, or what...

You were so fucking right, man. Shmups>>>>>>sex.

[CMoon]

I'd like to live long enough to see Brawndo (the thirst mutilator) become the nation's favorite drink, because, you know, water is just for toilets.

[emphatic]

I'd love to see an evolution of microwave ovens that will produce true gourmet meals in less than 5 minutes making restaurant prices go down. Or at least a meal that is fully heated all the way through.

[ST Dragon]

The Apocalypse.

Fingers crossed for nuclear war. (i'm not joking)

I concur!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxD44HO8dNQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9AMtUeyDP0

Not joking either!


That and faster than light travel!

[CMPXCHG8B]

Fingers crossed for nuclear war. (i'm not joking)

I call dibs on the T-51B power armour.

In all seriousness:

1) The death of the x86 platform, and the rise of something closer to PowerPC, except better, preferably with a proper firmware implementation like OpenFirmware and not some DRM-locked down bootloader like ARM
2) The death of software patents
3) Global technological harmony (there is no reason why my fridge shouldn't be able to tell my phone that I'm low on something, which then asks me as I'm getting in my car to go home from work if I'd like to stop at the market on the way and pick up some more of that something- the only reason this isn't possible is because nothing works with anything because nobody gives a flying shit about standards and integration)

-CMPX

[GaijinPunch]

Women paying for dates

[Damocles]

Women paying for dates

Then they would be giving away the sex for free.

[idchappy]

I just want Earth to be a happier place to live in.

This would be nice

[Acid King]

I'd love to see an evolution of microwave ovens that will produce true gourmet meals in less than 5 minutes making restaurant prices go down. Or at least a meal that is fully heated all the way through.

This is pretty far off, they can't even make a microwave that makes stuff crispy.

[maxlords]

The complete extinction of the entire human race please. Just humans, all other species can stay. And some creme brulee. Seriously....want to be the one of the last humans on earth...and I want a couple of the others to be medical professionals so I can live as long as possible.

[JBC]

I've always felt it likely that the US will collapse and another nation will have to step in to keep us afloat. Probably China, since they need us. I'd kind of like to see that, since we obviously can't be trusted to run ourselves much less be left alone in a room with scissors and glue.

I'd like to see the world become less derpy.

[Moniker]

I've always felt it likely that the US will collapse and another nation will have to step in to keep us afloat. Probably China, since they need us. I'd kind of like to see that, since we obviously can't be trusted to run ourselves much less be left alone in a room with scissors and glue.

A transition from opaque, often incompetent leadership to.. authoritarianism? Have fun with that.

I think it not unlikely that the US will lose its preeminence as a superpower before i kick. Even with the shittiest of policies we're apt to enact, however, I can't help but think American hegemony is preferable to nearly any likely alternative, even being checked by a more powerful EU. Some chauvinism at work there, no doubt.

[maxlords]

Also wouldn't mind seeing the US break apart a la "Give Me Liberty" but....less disasterous. If I have to settle for something other than human extinction.....

[CMoon]

A small wish....

Princess Mononoke on Blu Ray with English subtitles.

Thank you.

[xbl0x180]

Women paying for dates

Then they would be giving away the sex for free.

"On the NASDAQ, the price of p**** has declined once again" - Dave Chappelle

Chivalry is dead... and women killed it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e56v_qBO2rc