I'm drunk thread!

[mrsmiley381]

Rayman Origins came in the mail today and this game is fun as fuck. Seriously, if you die, it's no big deal. You just restart from a fair checkpoint. I took a beer piss to the medal-grade level passed music and it was like a disco in the bathroom, just like in the game. I'm only twenty percent in, but I want to get through this game and give it a fair final analysis. Thus far Sonic Generations earned my personal GOTY and this may, MAY be able to sway me.

Nothing still beats Vanquish from last year though.

[mesh control]

Goddamn life sucks.
I'm going to listen to this song, then proceed to kill myself.

[Acid King]

Goddamn life sucks.
I'm going to listen to this song, then proceed to kill myself.

I vote you smoke a bowl, have a glass of whiskey and listen to this song instead.

[CMoon]

I swear I never get drunk anymore; hardly even buzzed. Problem is, 2 beers typically doesn't get me buzzed, maybe need 3 or 4 (or very high alcohol content beer). Working on some shit southern comfort right now just to try to get something going on, but I hate drinking booze in large quantities.

[mesh control]

Don't eat for about 36 hours and with nothing in your stomach, you'll get pretty fucked up. That's what happened when I blacked out a few weeks ago.

[kernow]

well you're not going to get drunk then are you

[CMoon]

Hopefully when my 8% beers finish fermenting, we'll turn this shit around.

[CMoon]

So yeah, trying to get drunk. 2 oz of southern comfort, a belgian beer (10%), 2 oz of scotch and a 5% porter I brewed. It's 8:30 pm, and some fucker knocks on my door to ask me if I want to receive the paper. Are you fucking serious? On a friday night? Fuck you!

Next person who solicits here better have a goddamn beer in their hand, or be a nubile fuck-bunny.

[brendz]

Should post in this thread more often as I often enjoi a couple strong drink or a few sapporos. Here's a pic of our barcart. Most of the weird bitters and liqours are my roomates.

[CMoon]

Checked in on my homebrew this morning and I think both are going to come in at over 9% (and taste delicious!) That's what I'm talking about!

[mesh control]

Smoked a apple bowl. Now watching Lost in Translation. Yay

[mrsmiley381]

So I am not currently drunk, but last night for the second time drinking four-plus beers has caused me to take a dump when I haven't pooped in forever. Not sure if it's the alcohol or just the liquid. Hooray beer.

[mesh control]

http://youtu.be/HA0HAMuFFBE

+ Green ~_~'

[drauch]

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[drauch]

TRYING. to remina (REMAIN) viclllll (CIVIAL) (((-CIVIL)))) atf AFTER a long knight (wrong night) of drunk posting. I AM NOT okkkay. things...are stuff. YES. PERFECT EVAULATION ooooof nothign. Yes. REmain silent. SNWOOOOOO SNOW is the right way. CROM wants you to ROT> tried to sMUPS formsssss ...

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[CMoon]

*presses button*

[mesh control]

Haven't eaten anything, but some almonds this morning. Definitely time for some wine. I am stupid. Going to buy one of these amps, because all I do is listen to shitty dreampop anymore.
twinkly music-hate life mixtape coming soon

[rancor]

twinkly music-hate life mixtape coming soon

PM me the link! I need some tunes for my morning commute. When I've got my face pressed up against the train window due to the ridiculous amount of people packed in, it's nice to know that there are other miserable people out there.

[mesh control]

I will post it on my tumblr, once I get some artwork made. It's a terrible mixtape. My apathy has stopped me from downloading music. So it's incredibly predictable.
Pretty fucked up and going to follow this advice:

If you've never played Crackdown 1 or 2 you really should. If you have, and didn't realize how ace they are, you don't like fun.

Body is jello.

hate my life right now. I'm not sure if it's this town or just me being an asshole.

[CMoon]

Since we're all drunk here, I invite you to go to a homedepot and do your own version of Hammertime

[rancor]

I will post it on my tumblr, once I get some artwork made. It's a terrible mixtape.

STILL WAITING ON THIS!!!!

Been checking the link in your sig almost daily, salivating for an update... From the looks of your page, might I assume you're a fan of Chris Burden?

Was it you that ordered the Astrobrite CD from me? If so, I can't thank you enough. I bought one for myself, and it's been all I listen to lately.

[mesh control]

WOAH! AWESOME!
Scott's other project Lovesliescrushing is cool too.
I have no idea who Chris Burden is..... :/

I might get some oxy tonight and if I'm feeling it, I'll pump out a mixtape w/ some art.

[mesh control]

http://interstellarbrad.tumblr.com/

Shitty mixtape with uninspired art that I will be mocked for on my gay tumblr.


Lucy. yay? Not sure where I want to take it at, but I have a week off of work and the entire west coast at my disposal.

-_-

[rancor]

I love you..

Downloading now - Will listen to on my way to the station to pick up burgerkingdiamond. We're gonna have a ridiculous weekend in Tokyo starting tonight.

Sorry, drunks! Don't mind me! Go ahead with your posting... Drauch?

[mesh control]

<blog>Drinking shitty wine (weird combination of too sweet and too dry) but I'm going to run to the store and get some beer. Probably a IPA.
Probably see the ex and just keep my head down with my hood on. I don't get why it's so hard for me to make friends. everyone is boring. </blog>


allnight (until I piss my parents off)

[mesh control]

More wine, with the same whine. Watching Blade Runner. I get these random feelings of total desolation. I don't like them. Saw a cute girl at the local taqueria. I thought she was going to say something to me and my friend, but she never did. her car had style; a mid-eighties silver Subaru hatchback.

[ratikal]

So I'm posting this high but whatever.

I still havent found the appeal of drinking yet. Have I drunken too much or too little? Like what is being drunk supposed to do. It seems to me being high is a little more interesting. I mean I had 6 shots of .151 about two nights ago and I also smoke a bit of weed and it felt like everything was impossible to listen to and stuff?

I mean, what is the deal with butterflies? It's not butter and it doesnt fly what is the deal!? I got this pizza coming and holy shit it better be good.

Okay but still what is the optimal drinking amount and what can a college kid like myself drink without getting dude this fuckign words typing that are coming on the screen it is so cool, but yeah a college kid like me where can i get or how much can i drink or whatever? Hpw omany cans or shots or whatever?

What if im just a quiet unsocialbable person drunk and sober? That would suck, it toghouth i would be looser. Maybe i am just a quiet person but eh who knows. I mean hanging out at that party with "normal" people who you know party and shit like this with "WHITE GURLS DRUNK OOOOOOO SHITT" like i dont get it. Well, maybe thats life?

[CMoon]

Everyone is different and you should definitely choose your own drug, and then choose how to use it. For me, being drunk is no fun. I like being just very mildly buzzed. Enough to relax, but still be able to enjoy a good chat, read a book and understand it, etc. Unfortunately, makes most of my posts here off-topic.

[mrsmiley381]

So I'm posting this high but whatever.

I still havent found the appeal of drinking yet. Have I drunken too much or too little? Like what is being drunk supposed to do. It seems to me being high is a little more interesting. I mean I had 6 shots of .151 about two nights ago and I also smoke a bit of weed and it felt like everything was impossible to listen to and stuff?

I mean, what is the deal with butterflies? It's not butter and it doesnt fly what is the deal!? I got this pizza coming and holy shit it better be good.

Okay but still what is the optimal drinking amount and what can a college kid like myself drink without getting dude this fuckign words typing that are coming on the screen it is so cool, but yeah a college kid like me where can i get or how much can i drink or whatever? Hpw omany cans or shots or whatever?

What if im just a quiet unsocialbable person drunk and sober? That would suck, it toghouth i would be looser. Maybe i am just a quiet person but eh who knows. I mean hanging out at that party with "normal" people who you know party and shit like this with "WHITE GURLS DRUNK OOOOOOO SHITT" like i dont get it. Well, maybe thats life?

Parties are generally full of shallow stupid people, unless you get really drunk, in which case they might be cool or you might be like me and wonder why the fuck some bitch just walked off. Good thing Spencer was slightly sober enough to tell me everything was fine (and it was).

At Drunken Tomb of Horrors we had about sixteen completely trashed people in an hour and a half. The rule was a shot every time you died, and our DM made the adventure all instant-kills rather than eighty percent instant kills. I think I was twelve shots in by the end of that hour and a half. Colin was seventeen shots in and puking on the balcony. I kept falling asleep and became desperate for a cigarette every time I woke. Then my friends came back from 7-Eleven, handed me a Winston, and I accidentally broke the filter off. Didn't stop me at all.

So the trick is to not have disasters. Or just sit inside and play Sengoku Rance and Killing Floor.

[Moniker]

Watchin Sons of Anarchy and taking a drink everytime someone on the show takes a shot. Didn't take too long to get shitfaced. I think taking a drink everytime someone got a hug would probably put me in th hospitla.