Little things that annoy the hell out of you

[greg]

When sweet videos of lip-syncing vaginas get banned because of shmups forum members.

You're better off whacking off to your precious Japanese porn, Drauch.

[drauch]

[mesh control]

Since I'm moving back in with my parent, they want want me to sign a contract of stuff I will do. They sent it to me earlier and they had the nerve to include this:

fuck them. the sad part is that they are serious.

I'm going to kill myself just to spite them.

[drauch]

Whoa, that's pretty brutal stuff! I take it they don't want you to move back in...?

[mesh control]

Whoa, that's pretty brutal stuff! I take it they don't want you to move back in...?

they do, but they're just weird. They live this secure little life in a sleepy town and I've been the black sheep for too long. I think they view me as a child or a piece of property.

[xbl0x180]

Try to compromise, maybe change it to "chicken breast" or "fish." It's better for your health anyway. Lots of red meat isn't very good, nor are the darker meats

Speaking of breast, this isn't "annoying," but I'm always left a bit vexed when a perfectly-attractive girl complains about her breast size or something trivial like that.

[Siren2011]

Getting stood up...3 times in one weekend by people you really care about and don't like to be annoyed at.

[xbl0x180]

ladder theory

Ladder theory is infuriating. It's crass, vulgar, and lacking dignity. However, it's all the more annoying because, unlike most things I dislike, I can't really disagree with it - it actually appears to correctly model relationships most of the time.

The "game" (I hate using the word in that context) really is that stupid.

To put it less bluntly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4 ... re=related

[Stormwatch]

I'm sure everyone will agree about this: games with lame endings.

And it's not like technology is making things better. I mean, it sucked enough when all you got was a black screen with some text, but at least it said "Congraturation, you are win". These days, you often get a short cutscene that amounts to "You beat the game, but the bad guy is still at large and your mission is not complete. Go buy the DLCs and the sequel, sucker."

[Skykid]

I'm sure everyone will agree about this: games with lame endings.

Aw, absolutely. It's even worse when they have an amazing, full animated intro sequence and no reward for finishing the game. That grinds my gears.

On another note: Courtesy laughing. When someone slaps their thigh and leans back making the motions of laughter, but without actually making a sound. Over and over and over...

[Moniker]

Speaking of breast, this isn't "annoying," but I'm always left a bit vexed when a perfectly-attractive girl complains about her breast size or something trivial like that.

Protip: she's fishing for compliments.

[neorichieb1971]

People who fall asleep on the couch.. Go to bed!

[emphatic]

People who fall asleep on the couch.. Go to bed!

My GF does this EVERY evening.

[Ruldra]

Protip: she's fishing for compliments.

"Hey, do you think I'm pretty?"

It's such a cheap way to feed her ego at your expense, it pisses me off. I knew a girl who would ask me that on a daily basis.

[neorichieb1971]

I recently filmed my friends GF singing and now she has suddenly become self aware of her size (quite big). Now she has a midlife crisis.

But a girl saying "do you think i'm pretty" isn't as harmful as a woman saying "do you think i'm fat!"



If a girl asks if she is pretty, you should ask if your cock is big enough to satisfy her.. Cos really its the same thing! The answer is not relative if your making do... lol.

[Skykid]

Protip: she's fishing for compliments.

"Hey, do you think I'm pretty?"

It's such a cheap way to feed her ego at your expense, it pisses me off. I knew a girl who would ask me that on a daily basis.

Well, beauty is a hobby/obsession for most girls. If it makes 'em feel good it's not difficult to drop a compliment now and then. Everyone needs a little ego massage, life is tough.

[Ruldra]

Not when she heard it 100 times before from other guys but she totally needs to hear it from you.

I refused to give this girl the satisfaction, which probably explains why she insisted so much on it.

[Leandro]

Ruldra must be quite a hunk.

[Ruldra]

I wish.

[xbl0x180]

Not when she heard it 100 times before from other guys but she totally needs to hear it from you.

I refused to give this girl the satisfaction, which probably explains why she insisted so much on it.

You could probably say, "Yeah, you're pretty, but insert snarky remark about her clothing, accessories, make-up, perfume, etc."

Yeah, people shouldn't really ask me. I've tried to give a girl a compliment recently, but I just ended up blurting out the truth. I meant to say, "You look nice." However, it came out as, "That's a peculiar choice of colour: mustard. It really stands out"

[Moniker]

"Hey, do you think I'm pretty?"

It's such a cheap way to feed her ego at your expense, it pisses me off. I knew a girl who would ask me that on a daily basis.

Well, beauty is a hobby/obsession for most girls. If it makes 'em feel good it's not difficult to drop a compliment now and then. Everyone needs a little ego massage, life is tough.

This. Usually I think it's just a way of expressing interest. When it comes to looks, girls experience 100 fold the pressure guys feel. The only cases that really annoy me are times like when it's a buddy's girlfriend seeking repeated reassurances. Puts you in a real shitty situation.

Yeah, people shouldn't really ask me. I've tried to give a girl a compliment recently, but I just ended up blurting out the truth. I meant to say, "You look nice." However, it came out as, "That's a peculiar choice of colour: mustard. It really stands out"

lol

[njiska]

The stupid bylaws in my city, no parking on city streets or parking lots after 2:30am. No parking sideways at the end of your driveway because the city considers that their land as well. To quote Brian, "What sort of chance does that give me?" My buddy racked up nearly $100 in fines over the weekend because of this bullshit.

[undamned]

Guys peeing all over the floor in our bathroom @ work. I'm not saying I've never missed, but I have the decency to wipe it up. Their poor wives.
-ud

[Lordstar]

Whoa, that's pretty brutal stuff! I take it they don't want you to move back in...?

they do, but they're just weird. They live this secure little life in a sleepy town and I've been the black sheep for too long. I think they view me as a child or a piece of property.

may i ask how old you are?

[moh]

The stupid bylaws in my city, no parking on city streets or parking lots after 2:30am. No parking sideways at the end of your driveway because the city considers that their land as well. To quote Brian, "What sort of chance does that give me?" My buddy racked up nearly $100 in fines over the weekend because of this bullshit.

Hey njiska! pulled the words right out of my mouth =P

[ratikal]

Guys peeing all over the floor in our bathroom @ work. I'm not saying I've never missed, but I have the decency to wipe it up. Their poor wives.
-ud

Oh you'll love these. http://yppm.removed.us/index.php?vid=07

[Marc]

My partner complaining that I look at other women. It's not my choice that I'm not getting any, so course I'm gonna look.

[Siren2011]

Insufferable retards who insist that a song's lyrics having "hidden meanings" somehow improves the merits of the song. lmao. I'm in a heated debate with some jackass who basically is so lost in life that he thinks I'm full of shit when I explain this isn't true to him. And then when I ask him to tell me what those "hidden meanings" are and the supposed "story" that they make, he shuts up.

But screw it, eh? Him and people like him are not even men. They are children in men's bodies. I can't wait to argue with a 30 year old about the existence of Santa Claus. Not even going to touch Religion right now. :roll:x1,000

Anyway, on a lighter note, I hope everyone is having a great Christmas. Even Elixir, Paradigm, and Drum.

[jonny5]

My g/f telling my mom about Soundcloud and how to find me, and now I have 'Cody's mummy' as a follower.

So now, out of my 12 or so followers, one of them is my mom.

How very, very sad!

At least she hasn't figured out how to comment on tracks, but she shows up in my public followers list.

I would ask her to change her user name to something less emasculating for me, but she would more than likely get upset and not understand the reasoning, which isn't worth the hassle.

[Moniker]

Hemorrhoids. Proof positive that this isn't the Best of All Possible Worlds. The entire text of Candide could be replaced with the following:

Hemorrhoids.
Fin.