@ DJ-I: I'll see what I can do.
DJ Incompetent wrote:-Nickelback dies in a plane crash.
Does this need to happen? I mean, are they even making music anymore?
DJ Incompetent wrote:-A drink is sold in a can that is actually good for you, is available everywhere, and doesn't taste like that V8 shit.
Green Tea comes in bottles, and isn't that bad for you. That's close? The main problem being there is so much nutritional misinformation and speculation that it's almost impossible to tell what is even good or bad anymore.
DJ Incompetent wrote:-Cultural movement at street level that popularizes intelligence and people actually desire to accumulate more knowledge.
This should be happening pretty soon, actually. The need for heavy, laborious tasks to be done by hand will continue to decrease as technology advances, giving rise to an economy that is largely based on creative development and intellectual properties. In other words - being smart will become even more profitable, and being rich has always been popular.
DJ Incompetent wrote:American patent law and copyright law gets reformed in a way Disney actually loses and patent trolls cease to exist.
Oh, hell yes. I'm adding this to my list. I want to see a complete overhaul of the way patents and intellectual property is handled - the present system is hopelessly abusable and asinine. It's also completely at odds with the way that intellectual property is actually used. Tear it all down and develop a system the eliminates worthless patent trolling as a profitable business model.
DJ Incompetent wrote:-American health care costs drop by half, like the rest of the developed world.
Hah, it'd be nice. No one seems to have any idea about how to actually -do- that, but I think everyone wants more affordable healthcare.
DJ Incompetent wrote:-Japan culture shifts away from 'youth' and 'moe' and popularizes beards.
That would be hilarious, lol.
DJ Incompetent wrote:-Americans adopt the metric system and soccer becomes popular.
I'm down. I honestly don't know why we haven't done this already. The units of the metric system are easier to remember, everything is a multiple of 10! You would think simple convenience would win out.
DJ Incompetent wrote:tl;dr I want a pony.
Got you covered, bro.
Ponies.