mrsmiley381 wrote:I keep getting tempted to get the Salamander Deluxe Pack and I think you may have just pushed me over the edge. That was an essay like no other.
My mind just got absolutely fucking blown by your signature. THATS WHY KONAMI LIKES USING "SALAMANDERS" AND WORMY DRAGONS AND STUFF. HOLY SHIT.
All right. You want to know something else? Snakes. Snakes are tempter figures, right? That's just Christianity, friend.
You know the Rod of Asclepius? That symbol with the snake around the rod, the symbol of medicine?
Think of the Bacterions as a disease or an infection.
As veteran's day approaches, it is time yet again to plan a brew day (brewing in the morning, skyrim in the evening???)
Planning a version of Pliny the Elder but with a lot of hop substitutions (trying to use up my 2010 batch of hops). I'm sure however it turns out, it will still be a good IPA.
Randorama wrote:ban CMoon for being a closet Jerry Falwell cockmonster/Ann Coulter fan, Nijska a bronie (ack! The horror!), and Ed Oscuro being unable to post 100-word arguments without writing 3-pages posts.
Eugenics: you know it's right!
This is what Drauch needs to do. We've already discussed putting some sort of cam on him whenever he starts drinking.
Randorama wrote:ban CMoon for being a closet Jerry Falwell cockmonster/Ann Coulter fan, Nijska a bronie (ack! The horror!), and Ed Oscuro being unable to post 100-word arguments without writing 3-pages posts.
Eugenics: you know it's right!
Nah, you don't want to see that, believe me...Threw up a ton of sweet tea vodka last night for the first time in quite awhile. Blacked out. Woke up with a dildo in my pillow case.
BIL wrote:
"Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
So I made a pork steak in my roommate's George Foreman grill and HOLY FUCK GODDAMN. Seriously, this was the juiciest pork I've ever had. I had a slight line of pink in one very small section, but I'm fairly sure it was hot and cooked enough. Jamaican jerk sauce is fucking boss. I had it with some Red Stripe and I feel fucking baller. My dessert was these calorie-free ginger candies and they are DELICIOUS. I would highly recommend this dinner. Shit was easy and fucking good. A pound of pork rests in my belly now and I am ready to play some motherfucking Record of Lodoss War on the Dreamcast, mostly because Demon's Souls and Dark Souls are too involved and I've been on the endgame content for this game for like five fucking years, fuck yes I am Emperor Beld!
Why is it called the Vic Viper/Warp Rattler? Because the Options trail behind it in a serpent-like fashion, and the iconic front fins are designed to invoke the image of a snake's fangs.
Oh god, trying to watch Scott's Legend, but dear lord is it powerful gay. MUST DRINK MORE!
Randorama wrote:ban CMoon for being a closet Jerry Falwell cockmonster/Ann Coulter fan, Nijska a bronie (ack! The horror!), and Ed Oscuro being unable to post 100-word arguments without writing 3-pages posts.
Eugenics: you know it's right!
Heh, wonder if I should have posted the rest of that shit about Labyrinth here, but fuck that, I'm having fun drinking and listening to soundtracks from the early 80's.
Someone at my brew club made a beer with some herbal sedative in it and called it Sleepytime IPA. I threatened to make a beer with an an aphrodisiac in it called Hornytime IPA and bring it to the club. There's only like three women who come to the club (and ~50 guys), so of course this would be considered in bad taste.
Randorama wrote:ban CMoon for being a closet Jerry Falwell cockmonster/Ann Coulter fan, Nijska a bronie (ack! The horror!), and Ed Oscuro being unable to post 100-word arguments without writing 3-pages posts.
Eugenics: you know it's right!
mesh control wrote:I didn't eat a full meal today either, or all week for the matter.
Dude, eat some food.
Randorama wrote:ban CMoon for being a closet Jerry Falwell cockmonster/Ann Coulter fan, Nijska a bronie (ack! The horror!), and Ed Oscuro being unable to post 100-word arguments without writing 3-pages posts.
Eugenics: you know it's right!
I'm bumping this while taking a dinner break from playing skyrim drunk. I know the rest of you want to post, but it would require stepping away from Skyrim. Carry on.
Randorama wrote:ban CMoon for being a closet Jerry Falwell cockmonster/Ann Coulter fan, Nijska a bronie (ack! The horror!), and Ed Oscuro being unable to post 100-word arguments without writing 3-pages posts.
Eugenics: you know it's right!
Randorama wrote:ban CMoon for being a closet Jerry Falwell cockmonster/Ann Coulter fan, Nijska a bronie (ack! The horror!), and Ed Oscuro being unable to post 100-word arguments without writing 3-pages posts.
Eugenics: you know it's right!
god. I was hoping i posted here. I just woke up with a towel as a blankey (it's fucking cold out), puke in my hair, broken window at my parents place, a broken garage door, and blood everywhere. Found my phone next to a pile of vomit on their porch. I need to stop posting/drinking......at least I had fun last night, i guess.
Goddammit, I lost my favorite hat.
Here is the current body count:
One broken window/door
Broken garage door rail
Broken phone
Sprained ankle (It looks like a pomegranate)
Ruined sweatshirt (covered in red wine/vomit)
Lost hat
I'm not really sure where my car is...
None of my friends know how I got home either.
Drunk thread = my blog
Just got home from When Pigs Fly, where I had an Allagash Hugh Malone (awesome) and a Rogue Imperial Younger's Special Bitter (very good). Now I'm at home rocking a Long Trail Triple Bag. Good times...
Oh man, Red Stripe and pizza is awesome. So I tell myself to post in the Shmups Drunk Thread, then I remember that Rancor jokingly pointed out my dietary insanity with my pork and ginger candies, then I REMEMBERED I HAD GINGER CANDIES. Fuck you, Rancor, I have all the ginger candies.
I am planning to buy games featuring robots from you when I get my violent spending habits under control.
Next step is figuring out what to play. Maybe Phantasy Sar Universe to finish it up finally, maybe 19XX on my new replacement monitor, maybe more Shining Force, maybe MK Gold, WHO KNOWS.
Why is it called the Vic Viper/Warp Rattler? Because the Options trail behind it in a serpent-like fashion, and the iconic front fins are designed to invoke the image of a snake's fangs.
mesh control wrote:Goddammit, I lost my favorite hat.
Here is the current body count:
One broken window/door
Broken garage door rail
Broken phone
Sprained ankle (It looks like a pomegranate)
Ruined sweatshirt (covered in red wine/vomit)
Lost hat
I'm not really sure where my car is...
None of my friends know how I got home either.
Drunk thread = my blog
Damn man, rough! I've only had one night like that...and I still have the huge ugly scar on my leg to always remind me.
BIL wrote:
"Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
LMFAO! I'm glad I never get QUITe that loaded! Right now buzzing off 4 beers n a plate of tater tots....mmmmm tater tots. Watching Twin Peaks and about to play more Skyrim! I think I was born to be a geek...
<@scootnet> if you were a real gamer, you could jerk it to Super Metroid box art
maxlords wrote:LMFAO! I'm glad I never get QUITe that loaded! Right now buzzing off 4 beers n a plate of tater tots....mmmmm tater tots. Watching Twin Peaks and about to play more Skyrim! I think I was born to be a geek...
This sounds about like me. Only I'm brewing beer right now, playing skyrim, probably won't have time to watch twin peaks tonight. I ate a hop pellet. Not the same as tater tots.
Randorama wrote:ban CMoon for being a closet Jerry Falwell cockmonster/Ann Coulter fan, Nijska a bronie (ack! The horror!), and Ed Oscuro being unable to post 100-word arguments without writing 3-pages posts.
Eugenics: you know it's right!
