Which US Republican Candidate should win?

[szycag]

...based on their Bad Lip Reading performance?

Rick Perry
Michele Bachmann
Mitt Romney
Herman Cain

Sorry, I'm just obsessed with these now. Maybe they don't deserve their own thread, but there isn't an hour that goes by that one of these doesn't pop into my head. Each one is better than the last. These guys are geniuses.

Barack Obama's BLR is great too, and comes in song form. Catchy!

[Moniker]

I find myself curiously apathetic this election. Maybe I'll vote libertarian...

[rancor]

Rick Perry - Because if you didn't know it was a BLR segment, it's 100% believable that he would say some shit like "Save some pretzels for the gas jets."

[louisg]

I find myself curiously apathetic this election. Maybe I'll vote libertarian...

Yeah, there's nobody the caliber of GW Bush running

[szycag]

NOT A POLITICAL THREAD
stay on topic!

[GaijinPunch]

The sad thing is that half my Facebook friends being from Texas think any of those people can go in and crush Obama. LOL at stupidity. Kerry was actually not a fuck wit (but was very uncharismatic) and lost against an incumbent fuck wit.

[neorichieb1971]

The politician with the biggest carpet, because you have a lot to sweep under it.

[szycag]

"Happy stepchild!" - Mitt Romney

[Zeether]

I have to admit, Tim Heidecker's songs about Herman Cain are hilarious.

[Jon]

The thought of Mitt Romney as prez is the only one that doesn't scare the hell out of me, so...him..I guess.

This might be the first election I sit out in the sixteen years that I have been eligible to vote.

[Moniker]

The thought of Mitt Romney as prez is the only one that doesn't scare the hell out of me, so...him..I guess.

Mormons scare me. No fewer than two lifetime movies my ex made me watch informed me that this is the appropriate response.

[DragonInstall]

I'm surprised he would even attempt to run for President as a Mormon.

Not saying it's wrong, but the way this country is now, he should of known he had no chance with that in his background.

[Jon]

The thought of Mitt Romney as prez is the only one that doesn't scare the hell out of me, so...him..I guess.

Mormons scare me. No fewer than two lifetime movies my ex made me watch informed me that this is the appropriate response.

They all scare me, Romney just a little less than the others. During my recent lunch break I watched a news conference on television where another woman came out accusing Herman Cain of sexual harassment. Good times

[antron]

The thought of Mitt Romney as prez is the only one that doesn't scare the hell out of me, so...him..I guess.

Mormons scare me. No fewer than two lifetime movies my ex made me watch informed me that this is the appropriate response.

so, do find the large con known as Mormonism to be scarier than the gigantic con known as general Christianity?

He is by far the most likely to beat Obama, and Obama knows it. Romney is the only one the democrats are currently spending money to attack. They would love for any other republican to win the nomination. Anyone (not necessarily you) who cannot clearly see this knows nothing about politics. There, I said it.

by the way, I'd never heard of Bad Lip Reading, this is fucking hilarious! Cain FTW!

I'm gonn'a dance, make love, and fix snacks for the Highlander marathon! That's right!

[CStarFlare]

Perry gets my vote as he is most attractive by a wide margin.