I'm drunk thread!

[CMoon]

Buzzed listening to Morricone. Hah, I was do Prurient's shop (Hospital productions) and he danced on the counter! I mean, it was hid goddamn counter, why not?

[CMoon]

Dudes, read on gamefaqs, some dude has been brewing a batch of mead for 11/11/11. Probably rubbish, but holy shit! I need to wait and keg one of my beers on 11/11/11. I need to start matching up my beers for video game release days!

[mesh control]

I don't want to drink tonight, but the weather is shitty and there's nothing else to do. bleh

[mesh control]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WALLET ARRRHHHAHHHGGGGG

[mesh control]

I'M DRUNK AND I LOVE ASTROBRITE.
FUCK YOUUUUUU CUNTS

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THIS GODDAM KTTEN IS ON MY FUICIKING KEYBPARD AHHHHHHHH
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I'M GPMMA PLAY FMY, SEGA GENOSEOS /MAYBE IF I CANPLUG IT NIN.

[mesh control]

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[mesh control]

Jerome's dream used to be my favorite band.


the singer didn't use a mic.
my cat smells like shit.




this is my least favorite song.

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[mesh control]

FYCK TOU ASSHOLES

DOUBLE QOW DOUBLE YOU@?>!

[mesh control]

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GATDed

[drauch]

HOPE YOU ROT MESH CONTROL> YOUR KITTEN IS OKAY IN MY GOOOK>>>>>>>> BOOOK NOT A RECAILLLL RACIAL SLUR. your kitten is cute. it hinkkkkkkkkkkkkk i lke it. I oisdifsjkfdilk

i hope you fuck off asshole roomate. MY ROMMATES ARE FUCKIGN ASSHOLES. i thopet hinteyfs leat ship.............they can eat shipt......... ship off to pringles in a fucking tennis ball can you fucks. I HOPE YOU ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL semen. breakfast for chapmip

chapman is vbrrrrrrrr HOT POCKETS> eat our cuking toe nail clippsings in iyo


COKA fuck

[drauch]

DERP much michi PRUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

NO NO NOPE> NO BEANS IN THE CORNBREADDDDDDDDDDD> fralphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THAT. IM A FUCK NUT> I EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST> llunch. DINNER. This is my shcedule. GO TO WORk. eat shit. GET OFF WORK. fuck an ass. EAT GARBSAGE. ralhlkkkkkkkklkkljsdlkfjlskdf nader. garggle DICKS for lunch. do it again. eat shit. rot off and fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk no. i will not succumb to you ARND YOU RDESIRES> dont want to want to take it seroius so i can get a sweet girl who liwlidjflksjdf OLOVE FOR WHO IA AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[drauch]

i think we should do a drunk meet. mesh ctonrollllllllll ,,,,,,,c mononn, me. we will eeeeeeemmmmmeet up. i love you all.

[CMoon]

Do either of you need an interpreter, or do you totally understand each other when you start typing this way?

[drauch]

Yeah, I think I've got a pretty good grasp on the drunken language:

meshcontrol: FYCK TOU ASSHOLES (Hey guys, what's up?)

drauch: HOPE YOU ROT MESH CONTROL> (Not much, meshcontrol; how's it goin'?"

[mesh control]

so....I woke up to broken glass all over my counter. i'm a wreck. i need to stop.

[drauch]

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[drauch]

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eyes are spinnign around the room. i thin kthis is causeing my downlfall. I THINK I WAS ONCE A GREAT MAN of stature of the world . i think at one point i knew things that others didnt and that i was the man who would lead the victory of fraaankkkkkkkkkkkkk . i think i was teh guy whou could hav egbreeeeeeeeeen something. I Think AT ONE POINT. i could have led the bictory against hte ssholes of the world and let sometone realize that they were the fucking asshole of universe and aitha ti was the fucking man who caould eat shit for fbreakfast lunch and dinner

[Skykid]

Let us know when you're sober.

[drauch]

In the day time, yeah.

[drauch]

freidnw was in town. WENT to a bullshit party. had a bad time. WENT To another bulshit party...had a even worse time. Saw a few people i havent seen in a long time in my piece of shit shityyyyyyyyyyyy ass town. That was okay. saw my ex girlfriend. that sucked. accidentally shit my pants. even worse. came home. realized i should h never leave a gain. life is awfu.lll

[CMoon]

Sometimes going out isn't worth it. I used to go to so many music events, but they always go until 1am (or later) and I don't even enjoy that anymore.

[drauch]

Yeah, I'm starting to realize that's very true. I have absolutely zero problems with staying home at night.

[mrsmiley381]

Yeah, I'm starting to realize that's very true. I have absolutely zero problems with staying home at night.

I started staying home at night before I even turned 21. The sheer amount of alcohol I consumed between the ages of nineteen and twenty is my excuse. I'm lucky I didn't fail any classes during that period.

Is it bad that this thread is one of the first things I check every morning after I clock in? I mean, aside from the fact that I don't start working right away.

[drauch]

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[Emuser]

I discovered how amazing Salamander 2 is just about 2 hours ago. I had a few drinks along the way playing through this game I've never played before and the journey was amazing, I cannot freaking believe that this game gets absolutely no attention ever. Shame on you Shmups farm, this game is truly like no other hori I've ever played and definitely wins the award for biggest hidden gem if I ever saw one. Even the unused music is on an unreal level that I am now forced to play BWR+ to the tune of some of these tracks because it is illegal how good they are but not used anywhere. FIRE TRIPPER DO YOU BELIIIIIIIIEVEEEEE IN DAT SOUNDTRACK

It sickens me how racial yall can be to hori shooters, they want a chance to be played too you know, but naw yall just gon' hate on them cause they're hori. Go ahead, hate on dat Gradius III all you want but the day you finally see the light about how awesome Konami really is, yall will thank me and wonder why you hated them so much. I mean Gradius I and II made people mad because they were too easy so they bitched x 10 about it, so Konami got really butthurt and decided to make Gradius III to get angry Konami fanboys to just stfu about their game being for babies. Yall pushed them so hard because they were a hori shooter company, and look what happened! They got so mad that they decided to make a game they weren't absolutely certain anyone could actually beat.

Inb4 gay checkpoints, bullshit, too hard, unfair, checkpoints, can't comeback, maoi, bubbles, volcanoes, stage 3 being way too fucking long for anyone's good, checkpoints, being fucking stuck on the boss rush or 10-B boss even after clearly safe spotting that mother fucker to an alternate dimension, Konami, destroy the core/mouth/chest/gayjokeshere, IwasbornoutofthegreedinessofmankindwhilemenexistsowillIBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEPICSHITHERE, speed section, dumb checkpoint to like 2 minutes back after that checkpoint, 2nd loops gay, stage 4 is impossible,lack of DAT SOUNDTRACK, stage 1 sand in yourV, etc. Its all memo trash dont like it gtfo Alamone for god tier, saucy and tvicks also get mentions for clearing it as well without playing exclusively Gradius III like a dumbass and playing other better shmups. Not saying Gradius III is bad, but if thats the only shmup you play then you're just trolling everybody.

I used to hate hori too till I gave them a chance and realized that honestly there's nothing seriously wrong with them. You just have to work a little harder because its generally a given that there's going to be other things you have to worry about than just bullets. The bullets are not like cave where its like HERP DERP FILL THE SCREEN WITH PINK BULLETS, INSTAN SUCCESS LOL inb4 kid gets mad and doj being excellent rant.

For a very very long time I wondered whatever happened to Konami in their endeavors of making the most frustrating shmups ever known to mankind. I just assumed that they went to hell after Gradius II and Trigon, but for some reason it took me nearly 6 years of playing shmups to finally discover Salamander 2 sitting here on my Salamander Collection. I'd heard it was too hard and stupid so I ignored it since I first downloaded mame, but I decided to just give it a shot since I had cleared Gradius III yesterday and honestly I cannot imagine any video game being a worse experience to successfully 1cc than Gradius III(just 1 loop, you have to be fucking diseased to think of playing the 2nd loop in that game). But anyways Konami, I know now that they realized just what they achieved after releasing this game years after Gradius III, the team actually quit very shortly after because they knew their lives were now complete with Fire Tripper and the rest of DAT SOUNDTRACK. They knew everything afterwards would be futile as people would just be like "this isn't as good as Salamander 2" to everything Konami released afterwards. Look what happened to Gradius IV, no one likes that game and never has because it is stupid unlike any other Gradius game ever made: IV<I<V<II<<<<<<<<<<<<III=Gaiden. Guess which Gradius games were relatively good?

Before my first credit I asked someone what to expect, and they said more or less the same Konami bullshit that I'm familiar with already. Well I booted it up and the music in the intro and the intro itself gave me this impression that I was about to dive into something bigger than the same Konami bullshit. After playing my first credit and getting to stage 4, I talked to Ratikal about it and apparently DAT SOUNDTRACK he knew about the game for some time now. HE KNEW. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT THIS GAME?? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I PLAYED GRADIUS III?? IF I KNEW HOW AWESOME SALAMANDER 2 WAS I WOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED GRADIUS III OMFG. DAT SOUNDTRACK

Yall don't realize how happy I could have been whenever I mentioned Gradius III and an angel from heaven or a hero against all odds emerges from the shadows and is like "Yo dawg I herd U like Konami Bullshit, but instead of bullshit you about the bullshit, I'm gonna bullshit the bullshit and tell you to fucking play Salamander 2 right the fuck now!" Go play mars matrix? Moar like get off your fat ass and play Salamander 2 you stupid mother fucker, why would you listen to anyone but the TRUE authority on Konami bullshit, and I assure you there's absolutely a little bit present in this game DAT SOUNDTRACK.

So now I must ask, is there some reason no one ever mentions this game? I've played many many shmups, and I have to say this is truly a god tier hori, no doubt about it that this is one of the best from its era and definitely a candidate for best hori Konami has ever made. From the words of someone I can't really remember right now: "If you do not like this game then you are a huge faggot" Maybe a little bit exaggerated but UTTERLY true. This game is so fucking amazing that the decision to go for the 2-ALL in it has never been easier. Get ready SHMUPS FARM, KONAMI GOIN DOWN AGAIN!!

[mrsmiley381]

I keep getting tempted to get the Salamander Deluxe Pack and I think you may have just pushed me over the edge. That was an essay like no other.

[dunpeal2064]

That should go in the "reviews" section. Awesome

[DJ Incompetent]

Salamander 2 Loop 2 is a wonderful place.

[ratikal]

I keep getting tempted to get the Salamander Deluxe Pack and I think you may have just pushed me over the edge. That was an essay like no other.

My mind just got absolutely fucking blown by your signature. THATS WHY KONAMI LIKES USING "SALAMANDERS" AND WORMY DRAGONS AND STUFF. HOLY SHIT.

[mrsmiley381]

I keep getting tempted to get the Salamander Deluxe Pack and I think you may have just pushed me over the edge. That was an essay like no other.

My mind just got absolutely fucking blown by your signature. THATS WHY KONAMI LIKES USING "SALAMANDERS" AND WORMY DRAGONS AND STUFF. HOLY SHIT.

All right. You want to know something else? Snakes. Snakes are tempter figures, right? That's just Christianity, friend.

You know the Rod of Asclepius? That symbol with the snake around the rod, the symbol of medicine?

Think of the Bacterions as a disease or an infection.

I get the feeling it's not coincidence.