I'm drunk thread!

[drauch]

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This alBun is Derpressing. Not depressing. DEPR


mosyl becausz it's all I lisened to un hishcool. and made me sad when girsl broke my heart. which is the story of my life........

Dawn haad her wido,m teegh pulled today, but I;m goint to see her thus friday. I'm gona eat her oiur nomnomiunom,..,.,,fknasjegn;sdg

I have a friend who is fucking obsessed with Converge. Even has a tattoo across his fore arm.

[CMoon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B79j4OJT ... re=related

[dunpeal2064]

Got this nice mix of OJ Kush and Blue Moon going.

Damn, I buy all these video games, and I'm too fuckin lazy too play them. Tired of flipping that dammmed tv.

Fuckin cat scratched my back through the chair, wtf. Little basstrd

... fuck, I was gonna say something actually wort reading.

[drauch]

dont worry. i never say anything worth reading. i think worth reading is fairly subjective i guess. that is silly in the firs tplace. shoul pdass out. SHOUDL HAVE A CAVITY. becausey i (becausey) i haev a bad habit of NOT brushing my teeth when i drink alochol (WR(NGLLLLLSP O_) duh. GBETETET GET OVER IT> okay. YEAH YOU WISH.

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godddddddddd dammit. i need to geot eoijkjlk WHY AM U SO ANGRY

[mesh control]

Drinking a Great Basin Brewery Icky, probably will drink one or two more by the end of the night.

I'm beginning to become depressed again. Happens every time a woman enters my life. v_v

[CMoon]

I need to go back and listen to The Man Who Sold The World. Drank 21 oz of some fucking premium lager + Victory's Golden Monkey + two shots of southern comfort. Then I watched Dolemite. Yeah.

[CMoon]

I need to go back and listen to The Man Who Sold The World. Drank 21 oz of some fucking premium lager + Victory's Golden Monkey + two shots of southern comfort. Then I watched Dolemite. Yeah.

I've sobered up now, so I won't stick around for long in these parts. But for me, "Space Oddity" and "The Man Who Sold The World" are the best Bowie songs.

I have only gotten drunk with beer...I'm going to have to mix things up next time.

Great songs, but I'd have to pick Heroes myself. I know that's sort of an obvious pick, but it is a damn great song. If I was forced to pick a radio-friendly song that's actually had a lot of airplay as a favorite, it would be Heroes. Still, what about Life on Mars? Ashes to Ashes? (hell, I love the first side of Scary Monsters).

As far as mixing your drinks, just be careful and don't overdo it. In particular, it's better to start with the bigger guns and move to beer at the end. I've blacked out fucking around with wine and beer before.

[drauch]

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[drauch]

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fuck. scod

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FUCKING HELL IT IS NOT A PLASTIC BAG

SHIT IN face. fuck that I WANT TO ROT. no. go away. WHY. girlssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[drauch]

3rd is charm. I THINK I AM SOBER. Capitzliation is nbvkjs nwcwekj; fuck google.

[mesh control]

I AM KINDOA CONTENT WIK LIFE.

[CMoon]

Had a bunch of beers in pasadena last night then went to a show. Now I'm working on Avery's Imperial Octoberfest. It is quite good.

[drauch]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mesh control]

2 beers + some melatonin
Hopefully I can sleep more than 4.5 hours.

[Acid King]

A friend of mine who lives in Korea sent me a couple of glasses for making somaek, which is beer mixed with soju, so last night my old lady and I gave them a try. I had 3 glasses of somaek and a bottle of Little Sumpin Sumpin and got pretty cooked.

[mesh control]

Women destroyed me. I hope I die tonight. I'm going to the store to buy more wine. deaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeade

[drauch]

Multiple women????? I WILL FIND THEM AND DESTROY THEM.

[mesh control]

One womand.

Depressed lately. and destroyed. on my second port. ireally despise alcohol, but ots; conveinetm.
will preobalty not do acid,.:#$%tgv

[mesh control]

I feels adn now that i;, m emailing her,. ireally did addorenh=enr.

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[mesh control]

fell areally dunmb after remailing. her. ianfjdofnjasdfjlnasdf;jnaf'ka'adasdf'kasdfkl


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[mesh control]

http://youtu.be/vA-SX3An_bc

[mesh control]

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[mesh control]

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[mesh control]

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[mesh control]

Sober upped quickly. I did pour a lot of alcohol down the drain to protect myself.

I can't sleep. I'm just listening to instrumental music and drone. Anything with words is too dramatic atm.
My mind is running 900 mph. I'm more sad about my inadequacies than the girl not wanting to see me. It's hard for me to find people that I relate to. I find most of them a bore. It does not help I live in a small community(7,000), that is largely conservative. I feel like crucifying myself, so here we go. (of course no one talks in person anymore, fucking facebook.)




I'm going for a fucking run at midnight.

[Gearhalt]

I'm Drauch's new roommate and we're drinking. Now he's making a whey protein drink with Vodka and doing push-ups. It's gonna be a hell of a night!

[CMoon]

The idea of drinking and doing push-ups at the same time doesn't really sound like my idea of getting drunk; but each to their own.

[RNGmaster]

I'm Drauch's new roommate and we're drinking. Now he's making a whey protein drink with Vodka and doing push-ups. It's gonna be a hell of a night!

Can you please provide us with some running narrative about what Drauch is doing right now?

[mesh control]

I decimated that last page. v_v

I don't drink too much, but when I do I feel ashamed. Need to clear my head.

[Acid King]

I'm Drauch's new roommate and we're drinking. Now he's making a whey protein drink with Vodka and doing push-ups. It's gonna be a hell of a night!

Can you please provide us with some running narrative about what Drauch is doing right now?

We need constant updates on what Drauch is doing. I propose a continuous feed in the vein of "Shit my dad says".