Neighbors(A rant not the soap)

[judesalmon]

The both of ya look like a couple of flamers from here. Maybe you guys should get together for coffee and a movie. Backrubs after.

Pa

I agree.

Unfortunately, I don't think he'd want to.

[BulletMagnet]

I'll take his backrub if he doesn't want it.

[The n00b]

Will said backrub have a "happy ending?" I'm kidding.

[LoneSage]

At my mom's house, the neighbors across the street have this bright-ass porch light on for a few hours at night...I mean, the watts in that baby must top like 300. I pulled up in the drive way one night and all of a sudden they turned on the light and damn near blinded me. rargh..anger..


The neighbors to the next of my mom's are newlyweds, and the wife is a hotty. They have parties there at least once a weekend, and they've got some badass 80s rock blasting..I wouldn't mind crashing there one night. A few nights ago I was emptying out the water in the hot tub, and the wife kept looking at me outside the window and must of told her husband to come out and see what I was doing (our yards are pretty close together..which sucks). So he comes out, lights a cig and nonchalantly tries to see what I'm doing. Well no way man, they wanna see what I'm doing, well, I'll give em a bullshit show. So I go back inside the house, get a phone and a flashlight, and come outside again. The guy's just standing there in the shadows, thinking I can't see him, and so I talk into the phone and start saying "Hey, so you got the package I sent you, eh" and walk out with the flashlight turned on. It's so dark outside I suppose the guy can only see the outline of my body and the flashlight, so I go all the way to the edge of the woods and have this fake conversation, alluding to illegal packages and a dead man. After that, I walk back and, still talking on the phone, say something like "Kid, mess up again on that job and it'll be your last. Anyways, yeah, I buried it near the edge of the woods. Yeah, I doubt they know where it is now.." to further confuse the ass still takin a smoke and trying to listen what I'm saying.

Of course they don't look at me anymore, but ha! They think I'm like some drug kingpin or something now. Pretty badass. That'll learn em not to nosey around my biznass.

but oh yeah, down at my house, I live near the James River and the train tracks, so there's a bunch of colorful folk down there. The neighbor to my right's an alcoholic, everytime I see him his shirt's off and he's rockin to Leppard or G'nR with his mullet a flappin. good guy though, he's offered me a few cold ones. even helped me start the lawnmower when I had trouble with it the old lady to the left of me died a year ago, she never left her house but she was nice; one of the old generation women. Still has her lawn gnomes and shit there, hell if I know what happened to her house and possessions...figured her sons would do something about it.

[SheSaidDutch]

And sometimes, people interfere in shit that they have no business in interfering with. Some people get a kick out of lighting the blue touch, then sitting back and watching the fireworks. I don't even fucking know these people, I kept myself pretty much to myself whilst I lived in that house. And if every line of the above had been true, what the fuck right do they have to gossip to any other idiot about it, specially my recently-dumped girlfriend? Assholes.

I'm sorry to hear about that man, I live in a village and it's always somebody poking their nose in other peoples business.

esp the rumors and some were totally worng e.g someone went into hospital, but someone that "gossiped" must've got it wrong or something, the next thing this person's wife had sympathy cards regarding her husbands death

(only a quick visit I'm on battery power and it's extreamly slow)

[Diabollokus]

Actually My neighbours are few in number really exciting!

last month we heard 2 guys arguing them a slapping sound, it was followed 1 minute later by a woman screaming ''you asshole, I'll fukin kill you'' she repeated this for a few mins proceeded to strut up the road with the husband yelling to get back into the house, she refused.

He starts smashing something we can't see it as we live a few hundred yards away but area is quiet and hear all of it. I thought he had killed their dogs but they're still alive anyway the children start screaming and the dad is kicking the crap out of the car and the mother has now retreated to the house and is not coming out.

We think another man was in the house when the father came home from work, there was definetly another male calling the father an ashole, possibly wifey caught on the job (affair to you yanks) but this whole cycle of screaming and banging went on for half an hour so we called the police, they arrive try to came things down then leave. it starts again another neighbour wakes up and says politely to go back inside the father says ''I'll fukkin kill you''

Next morning at 6.30 am I'm getting up for a run, I see an ambulance and police cars outside the house. Turns out there was a body on the road, that was unconsious and nearly hit by a car. police put 2 and 2 together and got 6 they arrested the father for assault.

in actual fact it was a young guy i knew from up the road who had collapsed from drink and drugs before getting home. Great stuff.

[judesalmon]

I had some kids (must have been about 10) with bikes ring my doorbell yesterday and ask me if I had any petrol.

[SheSaidDutch]

I had some kids (must have been about 10) with bikes ring my doorbell yesterday and ask me if I had any petrol.

lol complete madness

[Marc]

I'm sorry to hear about that man, I live in a village and it's always somebody poking their nose in other peoples business.

esp the rumors and some were totally worng e.g someone went into hospital, but someone that "gossiped" must've got it wrong or something, the next thing this person's wife had sympathy cards regarding her husbands death

(only a quick visit I'm on battery power and it's extreamly slow)

Thanks man, it wouldn't have bothered me nearly as much if it wasn't for that fact that I can honestly say I'm not that sort of person myself. I moved into that street, kept my shit to myself, and let others get on with theirs. So it pisses me off when someone that knows dick about me decides to make what was a horrible situation even worse. Could understand maybe, if as their neighbour I'd made their live hell or something, but I barely knew them.

The neighbors to the next of my mom's are newlyweds, and the wife is a hotty. They have parties there at least once a weekend, and they've got some badass 80s rock blasting..I wouldn't mind crashing there one night. A few nights ago I was emptying out the water in the hot tub, and the wife kept looking at me outside the window and must of told her husband to come out and see what I was doing (our yards are pretty close together..which sucks). So he comes out, lights a cig and nonchalantly tries to see what I'm doing. Well no way man, they wanna see what I'm doing, well, I'll give em a bullshit show. So I go back inside the house, get a phone and a flashlight, and come outside again. The guy's just standing there in the shadows, thinking I can't see him, and so I talk into the phone and start saying "Hey, so you got the package I sent you, eh" and walk out with the flashlight turned on. It's so dark outside I suppose the guy can only see the outline of my body and the flashlight, so I go all the way to the edge of the woods and have this fake conversation, alluding to illegal packages and a dead man. After that, I walk back and, still talking on the phone, say something like "Kid, mess up again on that job and it'll be your last. Anyways, yeah, I buried it near the edge of the woods. Yeah, I doubt they know where it is now.." to further confuse the ass still takin a smoke and trying to listen what I'm saying.

I like that one. Just as long as the police don't kick down you door anytime soon.

[Zweihander]

some people who used to live next door to me in my appartment used to blast rap shit all the time... >_< ah well, they moved out some time ago.

[SheSaidDutch]

[quote="LoneSage"]They think I'm like some drug kingpin or something now. Pretty badass. That'll learn em not to nosey around my biznass.[/quote

Heh buy some sherbet or something white and package it, proper drug baron