Thera - Touhou done right

ChainsawGuitarSP · Post by **ChainsawGuitarSP** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:55 pm

I was laughing my ass off until I watched the video in the 2nd link. Most man children never try to go this far with their works...

beatsgo · Post by **beatsgo** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:02 pm

RNGmaster wrote:If this guy thinks his game is good, he needs to go into Thera-py.

BA DUM TISH

Haha I see what you did there xD

No matter how much I try making up a constructive criticism for this "Thera" game, I can't stop laughing at the awful graphics and sound.

burgerkingdiamond · Post by **burgerkingdiamond** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:28 pm

might want to see a speech therapist or something..

I'm just saying.

AttObl · Post by **AttObl** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:25 pm

Okay... This is confusing... I just can't describe the game without getting depressed by the slow music or laughing at the stage where you have to fight cakes.

Anyways, I'm not going to bother getting this game, I want to keep my sanity intact.

RNGmaster · Post by **RNGmaster** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:10 pm

Holy shit his voice. Shut the vid in 3 seconds. Sounds like he's been inhaling helium.

ChainsawGuitar, will you kindly explain what you meant to us folks who don't have the intestinal fortitude to make it through this video?

DragonInstall · Post by **DragonInstall** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:29 am

I never laughed so hard in quite some time. I'm almost 100% positive that this is a joke. The music should be obvious to this lol.

Obiwanshinobi · Post by **Obiwanshinobi** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:42 am

The music is instant classic. Or even better - instant legend.

ratikal · Post by **ratikal** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:40 am

It's kind of depressing in a way. I just hope he isn't thinking this is gonna be the next big thing. Also, what video are you guys talking about where he talks? I can't find one anywhere.

captpain · Post by **captpain** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:04 am

it's entrancing

beatsgo · Post by **beatsgo** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:12 am

ratikal wrote:It's kind of depressing in a way. I just hope he isn't thinking this is gonna be the next big thing. Also, what video are you guys talking about where he talks? I can't find one anywhere.

This link: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/richardgnw/thera

Sumez · Post by **Sumez** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:31 am

This IS Touhou, isn't it?

I played Touhou once and I remember it looking like this. Sounded a little better, though.

Illyrian · Post by **Illyrian** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:40 am

Bananamatic wrote:when was the last time you FIST PUMPED TO THE STAGE 1 BGM

I need to get that game.

dex · Post by **dex** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:28 am

Is this kid on something? 5000$ for this turd?

BeruBeru · Post by **BeruBeru** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:23 am

I guess it's the shmup equivalent of bulletball

burgerkingdiamond · Post by **burgerkingdiamond** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:13 pm

BeruBeru wrote:I guess it's the shmup equivalent of bulletball

AAAAAAAh BulletBall! That guy is so passionate. Too bad it's for such a worthless endeavor. If only he could put that towards something worthwile.

But BulletBallExtreme on the other hand kicks ass!

kernow · Post by **kernow** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:17 pm

I've never got why people play these games, they all look bloody awful.

edit: Apart from Space Phallus which I'd buy on JAMMA in a heartbeat.

Bananamatic · Post by **Bananamatic** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:25 pm

burgerkingdiamond wrote: AAAAAAAh BulletBall! That guy is so passionate. Too bad it's for such a worthless endeavor. If only he could put that towards something worthwile.

But BulletBallExtreme on the other hand kicks ass!

We really needed a gender neutral and age neutral shmup

TrevHead (TVR) · Post by **TrevHead (TVR)** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:17 pm

DragonInstall wrote:I never laughed so hard in quite some time. I'm almost 100% positive that this is a joke. The music should be obvious to this lol.

The thought did enter my mind considering it appears he's changed the music from slightly upbeat midi music to that goddam depressing tune in the trailer. Also the 2nd boss, a girl with bats wings is called Batsy.

However I thought Ild best be polite in my posts just incase the guy really is serious and any bad critism would break his fragile mind. I shouldnt have bothered, as im sure that reading this thread is a 1st class ticket to a padded cell with enough drugs to kill a horse

BIL · Post by **BIL** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:27 pm

Only the finest kusogames from Drum.

trap15 · Post by **trap15** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:33 pm

Chacker 2.0

ryu · Post by **ryu** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:59 pm

>Age: 25

i thought if he were 16 or something there could have been hope.

xbl0x180 · Post by **xbl0x180** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:07 pm

Sumez wrote:This IS Touhou, isn't it?

+1

Zeether · Post by **Zeether** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:38 pm

Is this Ulillillia's cousin?

Estebang · Post by **Estebang** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:07 pm

No, because Ulillillia has actual talent and intelligence.

Obiwanshinobi · Post by **Obiwanshinobi** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:40 pm

Yet again I wonder if this community caught some fighting games community disease when Ketsui got added to MAME.

Estebang · Post by **Estebang** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:41 pm

We don't have a shmup MUGEN yet, though.

That would be the death of us all.

Bananamatic · Post by **Bananamatic** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:34 pm

here's another good shump

Krimzon Kitzune · Post by **Krimzon Kitzune** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:57 pm

I have no desire to play this game ever.

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:17 pm

ryu wrote:>Age: 25

i thought if he were 16 or something there could have been hope.

I was going to cut the guy some slack, I thought maybe he was just a kid, but I guess not.

racer445 · Post by **racer445** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:09 am

Why has your castle been overrun by... cakes?

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