Skykid, I can understand where you are coming from. Diebuster is obviously much more "fru fru" and flamboyant than the original. I can totally understand why this would repulse some people. But many of your criticisms are wack and vague. For example, saying "the art direction looks horrible" is a valid criticism (though I can say you have vulgar taste), since one of the most personal things in the world is what each individual finds "beautiful." But then there's stuff like this:
And what happened to all of the character in the characters?
Read that again, and a couple more times and tell me with honesty that it gives the reader the slightest clue what you're trying to deem as a negative aspect of the film. It is, strictly speaking, meaningless --as meaningless as saying, "this butter sucks, because it lacks butterness." Could you perhaps be speaking of character development? If so, then you really need to watch past episode 1 before criticizing the
series as a whole. There was indeed character development for almost everyone in the show. Lal'c had an internal struggle with her insecurity and jealously towards Nono, which gets worse as the story progresses, finally reaches a boiling point, and then something radical happens that I don't want to mention for the sake of not spoiling it. Hell, Nick (I think that's his name...) was a likable, dedicated pilot and member of The Fraternity, then he went absolutely insane after a particular battle changed him. I can go on and on about all of the characters, but I don't feel like it. But yeah, I hope it's clear to you now that your point is ridiculous. Though I doubt you'll change your mind about it, so I'm just setting the record straight at this point.
The fight at the end was rubbish. There was no build up, no presence and no drama.
You
have to be talking about the ending to the first episode. I agree if that's the case. But the last episode? The fourth episode? The fifth episode? Drama and suspense out the ass. The show kept me on the edge of my seat during the last episodes! MILD SPOILER! Explosions looked more incredible than the original, main characters died gruesomely, one of the most cathartic moments to ever happen in anime happened. /SPOILER It was nothing short of
epic. I can totally see people denying their own instincts and refusing to acknowledge that they felt
something when watching them --something incredible, indescribable--, just because the bright, girly colors in the outro and intro are a turn off. That's pitiable, but unfortunately it might be true. Bull headedness and narrow vision, FTW!
It sounds like you made your mind up five minutes into the show. Which is why these are superficial complaints, near all of them.
main character girl...has little to no unique qualities or distinctions
She really has just as much if not more than Noriko did.
Noriko: Red "workout-style" jumpsuit.
Nono: Ultra-slick orange space outfit (discard her maid outfit in the first ep).
Cowlick
A twinkle in her eye, present nearly at all times.
Clearly you
want the sequel to suck. You don't
want to give it a chance because you have made a fixed belief that nothing will compare to the original. You might as well delete it off of your hard drive with that attitude.
to the most bland nondescript representation of a sci-fi 'world' ever
Ever? Seriously? lol. Have you seen any of those shitty Godzilla movies at all? Before you can review something with a bold claim like that, you've got to put it into context with other things similar to it. Nothing exists in a vacuum. There are a thousand
shittier sci-fi shows and movies under your nose, and you seem to have forgotten all about them. Everything must be ranked by aspects thought more (or less!) "good", or "bad" or "innovative" or "degenerative" than something in the same category. Plus, with all of that work put into the first 5 MINUTES ALONE (Nono peering out the train window at the city at dawn) regarding animation, it's almost as if you're saying that just to get a rise out of the people who appreciate it. Again, it's no Gunbuster. But to say the animation and art direction (which is a great part of the "representation") is fucked, such a statement deserves not one lol, not TWO lols, but THREE LMFAOs! The only way such a claim would be acceptable would be if you were born into a white room, never to be let out and exposed to the outside world, then the first film you see is Diebuster (although it would still be strange to hear, because you've yet to see anything like it before). But for someone who has undoubtedly seen countless science fiction films and themes in anime, you are clearly not remembering correctly.
I know I probably sounded a bit harsh, and I know that watching something that incredible -- "incredible" sounding like such a meager word to describe how I felt watching it--, then to switch to something more modern and cheap is like a kick in the balls. Just ride it out, is what I'm saying. Personally, I think the original was a lot better, too. But the sequel is far from bad.
NOTE: I am not irritated because you dislike what I like. I am irritated that you don't provide legit reasoning for why it sucks, thereby
nullifying your surface-scratching complaints.
This type of fan-service exists since forever, Japanese are a bunch of perverts since forever...the "tentacle" genre is based on a painting of the 17th century, if you want to know.
Hell yeah, they are. And I'd be devastated if they changed.
...the way in which she's portrayed is completely different. She just screams a lot...
Yeah, because Noriko NEVER screamed once in all of Gunbuster. /sarcasm
I had a feeling DieBuster sucked from seeing bits of it on YouTube. The designs for it ranged from simplistic to terrible (worse than Evangelion).
Wow, with the large amount of knowledge you seem to have about anime, you can't appreciate Sadamoto's work? I am completely dumbfounded.
EDIT: I just saw the rest of Gunbuster (finally!), and my thoughts which I would express here afterward were already expressed very clearly by Skykid. I love how the last episode was black and white to place emphasis on the contrast of time on earth, and time in the vast reaches of space. It had a kind of nostalgic aura about it.
"Too kawaii to live, too sugoi to die. Trapped in a moe~ existence"