Happy Birthday Marge!!

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thesuperkillerxxx
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Happy Birthday Marge!!

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So Marge isn't the biggest video game fan in the world, not one to seek out games or the chance to play one. A few monthes ago, after a night of binge drinking, I pulled out a strange little game called Katamari Damacy. My wife went on to explain to the girls that the game is an absolute hoot to play, and that she should try it. 3 hours later and she finally put the controller down to use the restroom. This continued on every friday night, party at the various locales then end up here to play KD. Last friday we did not go out, and she didn't come over. We then had a pre-birthday party the next friday (last night) and she hadn't had her KD fix in 2 weeks.

So last night we were celebrating, and had told Marg she had to wait til midnight for her present. 11:00 PM rolls around and Marge chirps up with "We should go play some KD"

I present the next 3 minutes:
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HMMMMM What is in the big bag?

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What do I do with this?

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A light is beginning to flicker on...

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WOW This is to much!

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NOOO!!

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No Fucking Way!!!

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(The KD Money-Shot®)
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Post by ArrogantBastard »

Haha, that's rad...
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yur an awesome friend!
The cave whore count in this thread is unbelievable!!!
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(Five minutes later, she had crumpled up the wrapping paper into a ball and started rolling it atround, eventually collecting all of the glasses, plates, tables and chairs, and eventually one angry bartender.)
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Post by landshark »

thesuperkillerxxx - that rules.
Vexorg wrote:(Five minutes later, she had crumpled up the wrapping paper into a ball and started rolling it atround, eventually collecting all of the glasses, plates, tables and chairs, and eventually one angry bartender.)
that rules too.
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Post by TWITCHDOCTOR »

Cool! For her next B-Day...buy her a Cave shmup!!!

BTW: Thanks a lot for those gratutitous "butch/Thunderthighs" pics!!! :x

Also:
Keep a watchful eye out on that perv in the backround. (neck up,behind chair)
Is he giving himself a handjob or something!?
Look at pics 1 - 3. Pic 3 says it all!!!
Pic #6 show's off evidence of the same perv cleaning his hands from love snot in the very wrapping.


Sorry, I'm in a bit of a "mood" I guess. 8) :?
God, I'm ashamed now... :oops:
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