Secretary @ Cave

it290 · Post by **it290** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:33 am

Saw this over at gamefaqs. I can't read it, but hey, hotness!

http://www.cave.co.jp/secretary/

alpha5099 · Post by **alpha5099** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:51 am

I saw this at GameFAQs too -- Saturn board, or is it being posted elsewhere? -- and was totally confused.

PsikyoPshumpPshooterP · Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:03 am

1cc a cave game or an "escort" date with the cave lady????????

Ill take the 1cc! but she still pretty hot

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:17 am

Beautiful smile. Me likes.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:45 am

Cave obsession reaches a new low.

uwfan · Post by **uwfan** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:04 am

you can see why she got the job.

PsikyoPshumpPshooterP · Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:31 am

Rob wrote:Cave obsession reaches a new low.

not as low as GWG's expectation...lolj/k!

Vexorg · Post by **Vexorg** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:43 am

Yeah, but how is she at dodging bulletspam?

Post by **system11** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:43 am

I have to know what that page says now - never known a company to have a page about its secretary before. Can anyone translate?

Post by **Ghegs** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:33 pm

According to Babelfish, Maki-chan is a private secretary to the president and is "focusing on the schedule adjustment and guest correspondence of the president everyday life is passed."

Her hobbies and specialities include dressing, kendo and tea.

Also, "When you became aware in the accumulation from small time, ' harmony ' it was surrounded in the thing, ^ ^

Unnoticed, it had become the serenity for me, we would like to share the many people and the healing which harmony has, ' harmony ' through, *"

Click on the lowest link on that page, it shows Maki-chan in a lovely bathrobe and instructions on how to properly wear one. Guessing from the blank links on the first page, they're gonna do more clothes as well.

I love you, Cave. <3

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:42 pm

Kinda lame. Tells her daily duties, etc. Interesting to see how Babbelfish traslated "Wa" (Harmony). One of those tricky words.

brand1bil · Post by **brand1bil** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:06 pm

wtf, cave is turning into some cheesy softcore company - ditch the girls and online bullshit and make me another ddp-game or something!

SheSaidDutch · Post by **SheSaidDutch** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:56 pm

hmm I wonder If she could fit into a box... maybe she'll be included rather than the figurine

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:53 pm

The heck is it with Cave and the feminine article these days? Mushi's panty-less antics, the kinky Ibara gals, now a feature on their website about their secretary? Well, at least when they cross over into actual women they let them wear something decent...at least for now.

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:37 pm

indeed hotness. and that is not cave fanboyism, i am fanboy of hotness.

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:18 pm

brand1bil wrote:wtf, cave is turning into some cheesy softcore company - ditch the girls and online bullshit and make me another ddp-game or something!

Diddo-guys MAKE GAMES!

Post by **system11** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:27 pm

Well - they're doing a puzzle game with the Mushi girl aren't they? Next it'll be mushihimemahjong. Happens to all the arcade companies eventually. Can anyone remember what that puzzle was? It looked a bit like Uo Poko if I recall, but I can't even remember what system it was going to be for (arcade?)

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:27 am

bloodflowers wrote:Well - they're doing a puzzle game with the Mushi girl aren't they? Next it'll be mushihimemahjong. Happens to all the arcade companies eventually. Can anyone remember what that puzzle was? It looked a bit like Uo Poko if I recall, but I can't even remember what system it was going to be for (arcade?)

True Bloodflowers; just look at what Nichibutsu is doing right now, instead of developing more shmups.

But this is just sad. Is it not enough for Cave that they protray women as sexual objects in their current shmups that they have to do so with one of their own @#$@#$ing employees? What's next, a list of her turn-on's and turn-off's?!

Davey · Post by **Davey** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:33 am

A pretty girl working in an office full of game programmers. Man oh man does she have a sweet gig.

Monkey_Man · Post by **Monkey_Man** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:35 am

Davey wrote:A pretty girl working in an office full of game programmers. Man oh man does she have a sweet gig.

I bet she gets loads of free stuff. And perhaps rape.

Post by **undamned** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:44 am

Weird.
-ud

TGK · Post by **TGK** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:36 am

dave4shmups wrote:
bloodflowers wrote:Well - they're doing a puzzle game with the Mushi girl aren't they? Next it'll be mushihimemahjong. Happens to all the arcade companies eventually. Can anyone remember what that puzzle was? It looked a bit like Uo Poko if I recall, but I can't even remember what system it was going to be for (arcade?)
True Bloodflowers; just look at what Nichibutsu is doing right now, instead of developing more shmups.

But this is just sad. Is it not enough for Cave that they protray women as sexual objects in their current shmups that they have to do so with one of their own @#$@#$ing employees? What's next, a list of her turn-on's and turn-off's?!

Haha, the "how to wear a bathrobe" feature totally knock me out of my seat. It may be understandable that she has a personal page on the site, as I would imagine other employees will have a little webspace on the company site too, but that section in particular is funny.

Then again, she looks cute and is educated and classy, so I wouldn't be surprise if she doubles as the company spokeperson/representative.

ResOGlas · Post by **ResOGlas** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:30 am

Ghegs wrote: Her hobbies and specialities include dressing, kendo and tea.

What a coincidence?? As of today those happen to be my hobbie and specialties too! Sounds to me that she's more than qualified for the job!

SheSaidDutch · Post by **SheSaidDutch** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:16 pm

ResOGlas wrote:
Ghegs wrote: Her hobbies and specialities include dressing, kendo and tea.
What a coincidence?? As of today those happen to be my hobbie and specialties too! Sounds to me that she's more than qualified for the job!

lol

dave4shmups wrote:
But this is just sad. Is it not enough for Cave that they protray women as sexual objects in their current shmups that they have to do so with one of their own @#$@#$ing employees? What's next, a list of her turn-on's and turn-off's?!

^although I do agree with Dave's post^

jiji · Post by **jiji** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:19 pm

It's...not a bathrobe. :p It's a yukata, a kind of light cotton kimono that's worn in summer.

TGK · Post by **TGK** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:37 pm

jiji wrote:It's...not a bathrobe. :p It's a yukata, a kind of light cotton kimono that's worn in summer.

Thanks for the clarification. I don't know Jpnese.

TVG · Post by **TVG** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:39 pm

cave bashing reaches a new low.

ps: id hit it.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:25 pm

Wow!

I'd love to see more of those corporate secretaries if they look anything like this lady!

Nothing demeaning about this or the bathrobe stuff imo!
I mean she has the power to enchant people with her presence, so we are the ones being demeaned I suppose...

TGK · Post by **TGK** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:48 am

ah, I never bashed the yukata page. It just seemed out-of-place for a corporate website, but the page was not badly done or anything. It's all quite elegant.

I doubt that corporations in North America will have such features though.

Post by **Icarus** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:00 am

jiji wrote:It's...not a bathrobe. :p It's a yukata, a kind of light cotton kimono that's worn in summer.

I could never work out how you are supposed to tie up the obi around the waist like that. The damn thing has the flexibility of cardboard