Jp speakers/readers - how badly did I mangle this? :D

[maxlords]

So I've been trying to get some doujin shmups to run and a few of them flat out won't work on my system.

That being the case I decided I'd email the makers using Alta Vista's Babelfish program. I wrote out an email and translated it using the program. I have NO idea what it actually says though.....is it at all intelligible? I have no way to tell....

私は日本語を話さないし、読まない。 英語の私を助けて頂けますか。 私は翻訳プログラムのこの電子メールを書いた。 こんにちは!
私は最近米国のPCのそれを動かすことを試みる攻空少女隊およびAMのコピーを得た。 I' Windows
7の64ビットの企業版および私を使用してmは全然働くために攻空少女隊を得ることができない。
マイ・コンピュータで動くためにあらゆる方法がそれを得るあるか。 親切にありがとう! Nate V。

And the English version that I also sent:

Hello!

I recently got a copy of 攻空少女隊 and am trying to run it on a US PC.
I'm using Windows 7 64-bit Enterprise Edition and I cannot get 攻空少女隊
to work at all. Is there any way to get it to run on my computer?

Thank you kindly!

Nate V.

[NTSC-J]

It`s pretty jacked. I`m trying to figure out where the m in 「私を使用してmは全然働く」 came from. `The m that use [sic] me never works`, with work being as in work a job, not a program working.

I suggest emailing it in real simple English, someone there can probably figure it out.

[maxlords]

It`s pretty jacked. I`m trying to figure out where the m in 「私を使用してmは全然働く」 came from. `The m that use [sic] me never works`, with work being as in work a job, not a program working.

I suggest emailing it in real simple English, someone there can probably figure it out.

I emailed both the Japanese and English versions of the email to them just in case

I was afraid it might be a bit gibberish-like lol

Thanks!